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Old 07-16-08, 12:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Kurtie Dee
FWIW, I chose to wait until after I was hired to start cranking out the substandard work ... You never get a second chance to make a first impression, but after that, bring on the slacking baby!

(Someone please stop me.)
I enjoy your colorful reviews, and typically learn something from them. For example, can you believe that until reading your insightful critique of Kinky Cannibal Double Feature, I didn't even know what onanism was? I must have missed that day on the schoolyard.

The only thing I can't understand is why you review so many DVDs you don't like. Did you realize you're batting .000 on your last 7 picks? My guess is that your tastes are actually different from what you think they are. You should select more movies about potty training preemies and less about erotic, sexy monsters.*

* where appropriate.

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Old 07-16-08, 06:23 AM
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Alrighty, John. I sent you something via email... I had already used the 'form' on the site here to send you a message but I'm sure that could have a tendency to get lost or buried
Old 07-16-08, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Yakuza Bengoshi
My guess is that your tastes are actually different from what you think they are. You should select more movies about potty training preemies and less about erotic, sexy monsters.*

* where appropriate.

I thought I might try to squeeze potty training, preemies and erotic monsters into another joke, but it might be wise to hang it up now!

Of course for me, the biggest conundrum is the fact that I like what I don't like, and vice versa.
Old 07-17-08, 02:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Living Dead
I've never really enjoyed porn.
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Youre fired.
OK Tillia, why don't you review porn for XCritic then?!!
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What? You discussed about Bandoman on a movie thread and never mentioned Querelle?
(uh, we'd better not)

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