Early Review: TOMB RAIDER
 

Here's a preview of Paramount's upcoming TOMB RAIDER disc:

http://www.jaxfilmjournal.com/bmtombraider2001.html

THANKS!

gotta love Angelina Jolie's huge funbags

The disc is highly recommended in the current issue of CineSchlock-O-Rama.

I was able to pick it up early. Pretty cool features over all, but my one gripe is, like The Matrix and MI:2, there's no trailer! What's up with that?

You're review is the funniest review I've ever read! Keep it up!

:lol:

Nice review
rotfl

I definately wont pick this up. The action sequences were good, Angelina Jolie as Lara Croft was deadon, but the rest of the movie was a total letdown. The story was weak and the ending sucked.

Thanks, fellas. Glad y'all got a kick out of it. That's always my hope.

Only reason to pick this one up is to see her funbags bounce across the screen. Oh, and they sure do.
Enjoyable to just stare at them throughout the whole movie. I didn't even care what anyone was saying. They put me in a trance.

Couldn't get through it. Too predicatable, formulaic, and dumbed down. Not to mention the supporting acting was atrocious. Angelina looks great, although a little skeletal for an action hero, her manner of walking with her arms askew like John Wayne about to draw a gun put me off with those toothpick arms of hers.

And to think, I was rivited to Gia !