THE BRITISH ARE COMING! THE END FOR NTSC?
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This statement has been released.
In the light of your failure to elect anybody as President of the USA and
thus govern yourselves and by extension, the free world, we hereby give
notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately!
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monachial duties all
over states, commonwealths and other territories, including New Jersey.
To aid transition to a British Crown Dependency, please comply with the
following acts:
Look up revocation in the now official Oxford Dictionary.
Start spelling English words correctly.
Start referring to "Soccer" as football.
Arrest Mel Gibson [star of ant-English films Braveheart and the Patriot] for
treason.
Declare War on Quebec.
Close down the NFL. Learn to play Rugby.
Enjoy warm flat beer and steak and kidney pudding.
July 4 no longer a public holiday - replaced with November 5.
Driving on the left is now compulsory.
All Starbucks to be replaced by proper English tea shops.
Add the royal insignia to the top of the Washington Monument.
Rename the World Series of Baseball to the National Series of the USA.
Tax Collectors from her majesty's Government will be with you shortly to
ensure the acquisition of all revenues due(backdated 1776).
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.....AND HAVE A NICE DAY
This article was published by the daily star tabloid and therefore must be
true.
Where coming to get yer:P
In the light of your failure to elect anybody as President of the USA and
thus govern yourselves and by extension, the free world, we hereby give
notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately!
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume monachial duties all
over states, commonwealths and other territories, including New Jersey.
To aid transition to a British Crown Dependency, please comply with the
following acts:
Look up revocation in the now official Oxford Dictionary.
Start spelling English words correctly.
Start referring to "Soccer" as football.
Arrest Mel Gibson [star of ant-English films Braveheart and the Patriot] for
treason.
Declare War on Quebec.
Close down the NFL. Learn to play Rugby.
Enjoy warm flat beer and steak and kidney pudding.
July 4 no longer a public holiday - replaced with November 5.
Driving on the left is now compulsory.
All Starbucks to be replaced by proper English tea shops.
Add the royal insignia to the top of the Washington Monument.
Rename the World Series of Baseball to the National Series of the USA.
Tax Collectors from her majesty's Government will be with you shortly to
ensure the acquisition of all revenues due(backdated 1776).
THANK YOU FOR YOUR COOPERATION.....AND HAVE A NICE DAY
This article was published by the daily star tabloid and therefore must be
true.
Where coming to get yer:P
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Time for some fun Pro USA quotes:
Spence(Sean Bean): "Your country hasn't done too well in the past few wars has it?"
Sam(DeNiro): "Yeah but atleast we don't go around whining about it"
Moe the Bartender: "The second amendment allows us to keep guns for hunting dangerous and delicious animals and for keeping the king of England out of your face."
Don't blame me, I voted for Kudos.
Although a British invasion would mean many more smaller direct view widescreen TVs, which is a good thing. Still though, I'm never gonna forgive the British Isles for one of the horrors it brought upon America: THE BAY CITY ROLLERS
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[This message has been edited by dfbennett (edited November 17, 2000).]
Spence(Sean Bean): "Your country hasn't done too well in the past few wars has it?"
Sam(DeNiro): "Yeah but atleast we don't go around whining about it"
Moe the Bartender: "The second amendment allows us to keep guns for hunting dangerous and delicious animals and for keeping the king of England out of your face."
Don't blame me, I voted for Kudos.
Although a British invasion would mean many more smaller direct view widescreen TVs, which is a good thing. Still though, I'm never gonna forgive the British Isles for one of the horrors it brought upon America: THE BAY CITY ROLLERS
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Dave My DVDs(Not updated anymore since DVD Tracker uncooly started charging). My Humble Home Theatre
[This message has been edited by dfbennett (edited November 17, 2000).]
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Cheeky Fellow!
This is the sort of attitude that will not be tollerated by the new monarchy, we have mobilized 100,000 redcoats for the invasion.
We are now just waiting for Butlins to give them time off work.
were comin to getcha:P
This is the sort of attitude that will not be tollerated by the new monarchy, we have mobilized 100,000 redcoats for the invasion.
We are now just waiting for Butlins to give them time off work.
were comin to getcha:P
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quote:<HR>Originally posted by Ironduke:
Cheeky Fellow!
This is the sort of attitude that will not be tollerated by the new monarchy, we have mobilized 100,000 redcoats for the invasion.
We are now just waiting for Butlins to give them time off work.
were comin to getcha:P<HR>
Ha ha, that would give me a valid reason for doing something I once did in high school. Once, some friends and I were out driving(see in the states gas is semi affordable ) and at about 1am we rolled down our windows and started honking the horn and screaming "The British are coming, the British are coming". I'd love to be able to have a valid reason to do that again Gotta love having some fun with the guys on the other side of the pond.
I just thought of one other great thing about you guys. A word that starts with a b and ends with an ox.
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