Does 'The Thing' (Benjamin Grimm) take dumps?
 

I was watching the 1st Fantastic Four movie the one with Jessica Alba and it just hit me, can The Thing even take a shit? If so does he shit rocks?

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Since shit is made from what we eat, it seems unlikely unless he eats rocks.

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? He doesn't eat? The movie version eats at Denny's, and the comic version likes making sandwiches (and eats twinkies).

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I'm saying it's unlikely that he shits rocks unless he's eating some kind of rocks. If he's eating Denny's and Twinkies, he'll create shits like my college roommate.

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I am pretty sure that Grimm is still "human" beneath his rocky exterior. So he still breathes and presumably digests food. Maybe this is why he dates Alicia Masters, a blind woman.

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Wiping could be problematic. He should use a bidet or hose himself off when he's done.

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bricks, not rocks.

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So did taffer reboot again as antspawn?

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https://images.bigcartel.com/bigcart...HINGlowres.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/eCmmMmz.jpg

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We need the reverse view to truly answer this question.

Wait, he doesn't have connected bones in his fingers? His rock-like exterieor is actually excretion from his kidneys?

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That's amazing! :thumbsup:

:sad:

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Yes. The comics 616 and Ultimate universes have both mentioned that he does use the restroom. He takes a piss and can take a shit like any normal human.

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I could understand the butthole hidden behind all that cheek rock. But where is his weiner? A rock weiner? And if he does have one, isn't it supposed to look erect at all times?

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Your avatar makes more sense every time you post something.

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Sometimes, when I take a shit, it looks a little bit like The Thing.

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:lol: