"Do you like Green Eggs and Ham?.."
 

"Would you like them here or there?" ...;)

Did you ever see Rev. Jesse Jackson read Green Eggs and Ham on SNL? It's got to be in my top 10 all time favorite SNL scenes. Read as a Baptist fire and brimstone sermon really puts the story in a new light.

My mommy always told me to never eat green meat.

That said, I'll take the eggs scrambled with toast on the side.

It's the eggs that are green, not the ham.

Then why wouldn't the guy eat the ham? Is Sam I Am's cooking really THAT bad?

Well - when he finally ate it, he DID like it.... so who knows?

Who the hell would eat green eggs?