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12-14-10, 04:38 PM
I thought this was hilarious and since we don't have a thread about great/fail craigslist posts and it isn't an image I thought I would put this here


s your website fucked up? (Web Hell)

Date: 2010-12-09, 12:39PM PST
Reply to: [email protected] [Errors when replying to ads?]

I help folks de-fuck their websites. Some of the fucked up shit people ask/beg/pray for me to help them with includes:

# Dealing with their fucked up commerce shit that doesn't work and never has, damn it

# Getting the fuck rid of that hideous fucking design your cousin's neighbor did five fucking years ago

# Adding tools so you can manage all of the fucking content that has built up over the years

# Adding a fucking blog or a god-damn photo gallery or even a fucking christ-forsaken "contact us" form

# Moving sites to a new server that isn't so fucking slow

# Getting people the fuck off of those bullshit Microsoft products

# Improving weak-as-shit search engine performance

# Fixing the gaping huge fucking security holes that let those fucking hacker fucks steal your shit

# Building complex data-driven websites that actually work worth a fucking damn

If it's fucked, I can help you de-fuck it. 15 years experience with all kinds of commerce, content management and CRM systems and all types and manners of fucked up shit. I do Drupal, Ubercart, CiviCRM, php, perl, css, xhtml, apache, linux, Joomla, Word Press, Movable Type, Zen Cart...and that's just the tip of the fucking iceberg. I even fucking live on Capitol Hill.

I'm not the cheapest guy out there, but chances are I can de-fuck your shit pretty quickly. And remember: The #1 leading cause of a fucked up website is that it was built by some fucking idiot who had no idea how to make anything fucking work. Remember that guy? He was cheap, and his shit didn't work. So, fuck that fuck. Drop me a line and let's start de-fucking your fucked up shit today! Or just pick up the fucking phone and call 206 445 4925 and we'll talk shit.

Fuck yeah we will.

Peace, bitches.

PS: No, this is not a fucking joke. Yes, I am a real fucking person. Send a fucking email to [email protected] for fuck's sake and tell me about your fucked up technology problems.

Nsfw because the language may not be safe for everyones work.. lots of f-bombs in there.

12-14-10, 05:01 PM
Very funny, but not as funny as the guy who just wants to watch you whack off while he plays with his model railroad, but he DOES NOT want to do anything gay.

Can someone post that? It's the single funniest thing in history.

Mrs. Danger
12-14-10, 05:23 PM
Meh. I'm not amused by profanity as humor.

12-14-10, 05:23 PM
http://img255.imageshack.us/img255/8237/modeltrains.jpg (http://img255.imageshack.us/i/modeltrains.jpg/)

http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/3011/kissac.jpg (http://img190.imageshack.us/i/kissac.jpg/)

12-14-10, 05:26 PM

12-14-10, 06:03 PM
Still can't believe Mr. HO trains is 48. He looks 68.

12-14-10, 07:51 PM
^ What?! Are you saying that may be a *gasp* fake ad?!!

12-14-10, 08:02 PM
I still can't believe that second guy is super-hairy. He looks fairly shaved.

12-14-10, 08:13 PM
He isnt really wearing a leather tunic either. :)

12-14-10, 08:42 PM
The OP sounds like those pictures of items where the descriptions just have random curses thrown together to describe them.

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