Actors you wish would retire
06-21-10, 05:38 PM
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Actors you wish would retire
Ashton Kutcher - He can keep doing those camera commercials, but stay outta the movies. There are many way better actors who could use the paychecks.
Jim Carrey - He's no longer funny in movies and no one takes him seriously in dramatic roles. He should stick to doing standup.
Eddie Murphy - He lost his edge a long time ago and has embarrassed himself too many times in terrible kiddie movies. He should be wealthy enough by now to call it quits.
Al Pacino - He has had a great career but nowadays all he does is sleepwalk through roles or is a parody of what he used to be.
Jim Carrey - He's no longer funny in movies and no one takes him seriously in dramatic roles. He should stick to doing standup.
Eddie Murphy - He lost his edge a long time ago and has embarrassed himself too many times in terrible kiddie movies. He should be wealthy enough by now to call it quits.
Al Pacino - He has had a great career but nowadays all he does is sleepwalk through roles or is a parody of what he used to be.
06-21-10, 05:49 PM
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06-21-10, 06:28 PM
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Megan Fox
Dane Cook
Michael Cera
Rob Schneider
Amanda Bynes 
Dane Cook
Michael Cera
Rob Schneider
06-21-10, 07:07 PM
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I wish all these people would disappear from the industry forever. . .
Tom Hanks
Angelina Jolie
Will Smith & his kid
Jack Black
Sam Worthington
The Rock
John Travolta
Sean Penn
Vince Vaughn
Harrison Ford
Morgan Freeman
Shia le Buff
Cameron Diaz
The entire cast of Grown Ups
Tom Hanks
Angelina Jolie
Will Smith & his kid
Jack Black
Sam Worthington
The Rock
John Travolta
Sean Penn
Vince Vaughn
Harrison Ford
Morgan Freeman
Shia le Buff
Cameron Diaz
The entire cast of Grown Ups
06-22-10, 01:50 AM
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06-22-10, 04:11 AM
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Betty White
Do you realize how many roles she's taken away from Amanda Bynes over the years? If the old fogies of Hollywood would move on once their days are over, we wouldn't be experiencing the horrible talent drain the industry is suffering when notables like Bynes call it a day because they just can't get the SNL hosting gigs that should be coming their way.
Do you realize how many roles she's taken away from Amanda Bynes over the years? If the old fogies of Hollywood would move on once their days are over, we wouldn't be experiencing the horrible talent drain the industry is suffering when notables like Bynes call it a day because they just can't get the SNL hosting gigs that should be coming their way.
06-22-10, 07:11 AM
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Jaden Smith
Megan Fox
Rob Schneider
Mike Myers
Adam Sandler in comedy
all of the Judd Apatow gang
Ellen Page
Hayden Christensen
Megan Fox
Rob Schneider
Mike Myers
Adam Sandler in comedy
all of the Judd Apatow gang
Ellen Page
Hayden Christensen
06-22-10, 07:29 AM
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Sly Stallone
Adam Sandler
John Travolta
Jaden Smith
Eddie Murphy
Halle Berry
Adam Sandler
John Travolta
Jaden Smith
Eddie Murphy
Halle Berry
06-22-10, 09:54 AM
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Unforgivable. Can't you grasp how much better today's movies would be if Jason Statham and Megan Fox were in all of them?
SEX AND THE CITY?
KICK-ASS?
THE A-TEAM?
All those idiotic rom-coms?
AVATAR?
TOY STORY 3? (Fox as Barbie, Statham as G.I. Joe and he kicks Buzz Lightyear's and Woody's asses all the way back into the recesses of John Lasseter's limited imagination. Imagine that in 3-D. Now that's the TS sequel I want to see.)
And think of the remakes they could make
WIZARD OF OZ with Fox as Dorothy and Statham as a kung-fu fighting scarecrow
GONE WITH THE WIND with Statham as Rhett Butler and Fox as Miz Scarlett. Statham does kung fu at Gettysburg and changes the course of history.
CASABLANCA with Statham and Fox in the Bogart and Bergman roles
BARBARELLA...
PLANET OF THE APES...(Fox as Nova, you smart-alecks, not the chimp. And she keeps her mouth shut, which ought to make some of you happy)
Oh, the possibilities...
SEX AND THE CITY?
KICK-ASS?
THE A-TEAM?
All those idiotic rom-coms?
AVATAR?
TOY STORY 3? (Fox as Barbie, Statham as G.I. Joe and he kicks Buzz Lightyear's and Woody's asses all the way back into the recesses of John Lasseter's limited imagination. Imagine that in 3-D. Now that's the TS sequel I want to see.)
And think of the remakes they could make
WIZARD OF OZ with Fox as Dorothy and Statham as a kung-fu fighting scarecrow
GONE WITH THE WIND with Statham as Rhett Butler and Fox as Miz Scarlett. Statham does kung fu at Gettysburg and changes the course of history.
CASABLANCA with Statham and Fox in the Bogart and Bergman roles
BARBARELLA...
PLANET OF THE APES...(Fox as Nova, you smart-alecks, not the chimp. And she keeps her mouth shut, which ought to make some of you happy)
Oh, the possibilities...
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06-22-10, 10:28 AM
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06-22-10, 12:03 PM
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Every living actor, period. They all suck, are overrated and are unattractive. It makes me incredibly angry that there are people out there that make movies I don't like, and I want them all to be washed off the face of the Earth. 
06-22-10, 12:04 PM
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Channing Tatum
Kate Hudson
Ashton Kutcher
Jennifer Aniston
Ricky Gervais
Kristen Bell
Kristen Stewart
Robert Pattinson
Taylor Lautner
Jennifer Lopez
Cameron Diaz
Anne Hathaway
Kate Hudson
Ashton Kutcher
Jennifer Aniston
Ricky Gervais
Kristen Bell
Kristen Stewart
Robert Pattinson
Taylor Lautner
Jennifer Lopez
Cameron Diaz
Anne Hathaway
06-22-10, 06:10 PM
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Re: Actors you wish would retire
Ashton Kutcher - He can keep doing those camera commercials, but stay outta the movies. There are many way better actors who could use the paychecks.
Jim Carrey - He's no longer funny in movies and no one takes him seriously in dramatic roles. He should stick to doing standup.
Eddie Murphy - He lost his edge a long time ago and has embarrassed himself too many times in terrible kiddie movies. He should be wealthy enough by now to call it quits.
Al Pacino - He has had a great career but nowadays all he does is sleepwalk through roles or is a parody of what he used to be.
Jim Carrey - He's no longer funny in movies and no one takes him seriously in dramatic roles. He should stick to doing standup.
Eddie Murphy - He lost his edge a long time ago and has embarrassed himself too many times in terrible kiddie movies. He should be wealthy enough by now to call it quits.
Al Pacino - He has had a great career but nowadays all he does is sleepwalk through roles or is a parody of what he used to be.