Lets talk about Dracula(Coppola)....some questions(SPOILERS)
12-28-09, 05:58 AM
#1
Lets talk about Dracula(Coppola)....some questions(SPOILERS)
OK so I just watched Coppola's version of Dracula for second time in like 10 years and enjoyed it. I have some questions though....
(crazy spoilers)
1)How was Dracula able to turn himself young again? Why didn't he do it from the beginning of the movie?
2)When Dracula turned into a wolf and attacked Lucy for the first time, there is a quick shot of what appears to be him "sexing" her up. Was he really fucking Lucy or did he just bite her?
3)Why was Johnathan so hell bent of escaping the Drac's castle? Why didn't he want to stay the full month?
4)Am I the only one that, if Johnathan's shoes, would have chosen to fuck all three of Drac's dames? I mean I had a raging boner during that scene. Why choose Mina when you can have three hot Vampire chicks lusting after you all night every night?
5)Let's assume Harker *did* decide to fuck the three brides....would that mean he'd of turned into a vampire also?
(crazy spoilers)
1)How was Dracula able to turn himself young again? Why didn't he do it from the beginning of the movie?
2)When Dracula turned into a wolf and attacked Lucy for the first time, there is a quick shot of what appears to be him "sexing" her up. Was he really fucking Lucy or did he just bite her?
3)Why was Johnathan so hell bent of escaping the Drac's castle? Why didn't he want to stay the full month?
4)Am I the only one that, if Johnathan's shoes, would have chosen to fuck all three of Drac's dames? I mean I had a raging boner during that scene. Why choose Mina when you can have three hot Vampire chicks lusting after you all night every night?
5)Let's assume Harker *did* decide to fuck the three brides....would that mean he'd of turned into a vampire also?
12-28-09, 12:21 PM
#4
Moderator
Re: Lets talk about Dracula(Coppola)....some questions(SPOILERS)
6) Was Keanu Reeves woefully miscast in this movie, or what? Perhaps I should correct that to "whoa-fully" miscast, dude.
12-28-09, 02:37 PM
#6
DVD Talk Hero
Re: Lets talk about Dracula(Coppola)....some questions(SPOILERS)
1) He was living in an isolated castle, and sort of started letting himself go. When he saw Winona Ryder's picture, he wanted to tap that ass, so he went all metrosexual.
2) He was fucking her.
3) Because Dracula was going to kill him.
4) Because the three vampire chicks were going to kill him.
5) They would have killed him.
2) He was fucking her.
3) Because Dracula was going to kill him.
4) Because the three vampire chicks were going to kill him.
5) They would have killed him.
12-28-09, 03:20 PM
#7
DVD Talk Hall of Fame
Re: Lets talk about Dracula(Coppola)....some questions(SPOILERS)
1) He was living in an isolated castle, and sort of started letting himself go. When he saw Winona Ryder's picture, he wanted to tap that ass, so he went all metrosexual.
2) He was fucking her.
3) Because Dracula was going to kill him.
4) Because the three vampire chicks were going to kill him.
5) They would have killed him.
2) He was fucking her.
3) Because Dracula was going to kill him.
4) Because the three vampire chicks were going to kill him.
5) They would have killed him.
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12-28-09, 04:34 PM
#8
Re: Lets talk about Dracula(Coppola)....some questions(SPOILERS)
1) He was living in an isolated castle, and sort of started letting himself go. When he saw Winona Ryder's picture, he wanted to tap that ass, so he went all metrosexual.
2) He was fucking her.
3) Because Dracula was going to kill him.
4) Because the three vampire chicks were going to kill him.
5) They would have killed him.
2) He was fucking her.
3) Because Dracula was going to kill him.
4) Because the three vampire chicks were going to kill him.
5) They would have killed him.
