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2012 (Emmerich, 2009) — The Reviews Thread
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2012 (Emmerich, 2009) — The Reviews Thread
Movie:
"2012" (2009) (Starring John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Woody Harrelson)
Release Date:
11/13/2009
Rating:
PG-13 (for intense disaster sequences and some language)
Running Time:
158 min. (2h. 38m.)
Rotten Tomatoes:
Fresh:56 Rotten:99 (36% as of 11/13/09)
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"2012" (2009) (Starring John Cusack, Amanda Peet, Chiwetel Ejiofor, Woody Harrelson)
Release Date:
11/13/2009
Rating:
PG-13 (for intense disaster sequences and some language)
Running Time:
158 min. (2h. 38m.)
Rotten Tomatoes:
Fresh:56 Rotten:99 (36% as of 11/13/09)
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Re: 2012 (Emmerich, 2009) — The Reviews Thread
actually looking forward to this. little long for a theatrical for me, but will probably be last i get to see before getting kids ready for mid-terms.
Saw a free screeing last night thanks to a local radio station. I actually think its my favorite Emmerich movie, not to say it was great. The effects are, at times, stunning. Especially the Los Angeles destruction scenes which have a mindboggling amount of detail going on. It certainly has its fair share of eye-rolling dialogue (example "I think we're splitting away from each other", cue grocery store splitting in two between couple). A lot of what make this movie work is that actors like John Cusack and Chiwetel Ejiofor are very likable and can sell the ridculousness around them. Its about 2 1/2 hours long, which is a bit much. Theres a ton of subplots, whereas I would have preferred a Spielberg's War of the Worlds style everything from the perspective of Cusack streamlining. Overall, if you think you're going to hate this movie, you probably will. For me, it delivered what I hoped, not much more. but still very watchable.
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Re: 2012 (Emmerich, 2009) — The Reviews Thread
Like I said earlier. You don't go for the plot (which is very Deep Impact-ish). Instead you go for the visuals.. and my oh my, it is a visual orgy. If you don't want to stay for the ridiculous runtime this thing has, I would leave after the destruction of
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Re: 2012 (Emmerich, 2009) — The Reviews Thread
Ebert just gave it 3.5 stars:http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/...IEWS/911119994
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"And Emmerich gives us time to regard the effects and appreciate them, even savor them, unlike the ADD generation and its quick-cutting Bay-cams." - Ebert
sounds good, i'm in for the whole two and a half hours.
sounds good, i'm in for the whole two and a half hours.
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Re: 2012 (Emmerich, 2009) — The Reviews Thread
I like Emmerich when he's in this mode and thought Day After Tomorrow was trashy fun...so if this is in that vein, I'm sure I'll enjoy it. Seeing it tomorrow (hopefully with D-Box!!)
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Re: 2012 (Emmerich, 2009) — The Reviews Thread
I think this is like 3 times for Peet and Cusack together in not that many years.
Identity, Martian Child, and this.
Identity, Martian Child, and this.
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Re: 2012 (Emmerich, 2009) — The Reviews Thread
I really enjoyed the first half, which I felt was an unintentional homage to disaster films of the seventies. I say unintentional because Emmerich is a moron and probably had no idea what he was doing while putting together this film (we will get to this in a minute). I enjoyed how numerous characters were being introduced and how they weaved together as the story continues.
I also loved all of the destruction, because nothing is better than seeing all of Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Yellowstone National Park, and Washington D.C. be completely and relentlessly destroyed. I'd argue the chase scene throughout the streets (and skies) of Los Angeles is probably one of the best action set pieces of the past decade.
What didn't I like? Almost everything else.
The running time of this picture did not need to be near three hours. No sir. I mentioned earlier that I liked how there were so many characters in the film, well, either skip character development all together or give their character development some growth. This is a disaster film, I can look the other way when it comes to logical plots and development. However, there's a lot of filler in here. I don't need to see a five-minute scene where George Segal tries to talk to his estranged son on the phone as that has no impact on what's coming next. Why? Because George Segal's is then instantly killed off. Emmerich goes against the cardinal sin by giving characters scenes to themselves before killing them off to try and make the scene more emotional or impacting. It's almost as if Emmerich is trying to tug on the heart strings of his audience. Well, guess what Emmerich? You're a shitty screenwriter and incapable of having such scenes be meaningful, so knock it off. Kill people and move on to the next scene of destruction.
To devilshalo who said the last hour tries to be too preachy. This is a disaster film. I don't need a morality tale. If we're giving a morality tale in a disaster film, it should be something akin to survival of the fittest.
Chiwetel Ejiofor is the only actor in the film who is actually trying to elevate the material from shit, Woody Harrelson is fun for his ten minutes of screen time, John Cusack looks like he wishes he was given more material to do rather than be the comic relief, and numerous other actors (such as Amanda Peet, Thomas McCarthy, Danny Glover, and Thandie Newton) are just wasted.
I agree with everyone that if you're looking for destruction, you won't be disappointed. The film is entertaining, but it could've been better. It could've and should've been this:
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I also loved all of the destruction, because nothing is better than seeing all of Los Angeles, Las Vegas, Yellowstone National Park, and Washington D.C. be completely and relentlessly destroyed. I'd argue the chase scene throughout the streets (and skies) of Los Angeles is probably one of the best action set pieces of the past decade.
What didn't I like? Almost everything else.
The running time of this picture did not need to be near three hours. No sir. I mentioned earlier that I liked how there were so many characters in the film, well, either skip character development all together or give their character development some growth. This is a disaster film, I can look the other way when it comes to logical plots and development. However, there's a lot of filler in here. I don't need to see a five-minute scene where George Segal tries to talk to his estranged son on the phone as that has no impact on what's coming next. Why? Because George Segal's is then instantly killed off. Emmerich goes against the cardinal sin by giving characters scenes to themselves before killing them off to try and make the scene more emotional or impacting. It's almost as if Emmerich is trying to tug on the heart strings of his audience. Well, guess what Emmerich? You're a shitty screenwriter and incapable of having such scenes be meaningful, so knock it off. Kill people and move on to the next scene of destruction.
To devilshalo who said the last hour tries to be too preachy. This is a disaster film. I don't need a morality tale. If we're giving a morality tale in a disaster film, it should be something akin to survival of the fittest.
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Chiwetel Ejiofor is the only actor in the film who is actually trying to elevate the material from shit, Woody Harrelson is fun for his ten minutes of screen time, John Cusack looks like he wishes he was given more material to do rather than be the comic relief, and numerous other actors (such as Amanda Peet, Thomas McCarthy, Danny Glover, and Thandie Newton) are just wasted.
I agree with everyone that if you're looking for destruction, you won't be disappointed. The film is entertaining, but it could've been better. It could've and should've been this:
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Re: 2012 (Emmerich, 2009) — The Reviews Thread
Agree with pretty much everything above from Chmiel. We were pretty much all cracking up at the destruction scenes. Breathtaking sure, but the disaster always being right behind them like a giant chase sequence was hilarious, especially watching a limo navigate the streets of LA, take some sweet jumps, and go through a building Rinse and repeat with a small plane, a trailer, and a bigger plane. That part of it is some stupid fun; everything else not so much.
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Re: 2012 (Emmerich, 2009) — The Reviews Thread
Probably the best "bad movie" since SHOWGIRLS. Special effects are indeed terrific, so if you're going to see this at all, don't wait for it to show up in your living room - that big screen is all it has going for it.
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Re: 2012 (Emmerich, 2009) — The Reviews Thread
This movie is going to be A/V porn for all of our HT setups. If they do the BR right it could be reference material.
That said, it's better than Transformers 2 but that's not really saying much.
I hated the athiest comments thrown into what became a biblical tale.
That said, it's better than Transformers 2 but that's not really saying much.
I hated the athiest comments thrown into what became a biblical tale.
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Re: 2012 (Emmerich, 2009) — The Reviews Thread
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Re: 2012 (Emmerich, 2009) — The Reviews Thread
What atheist comments were those? And why would it be a Biblical tale if this was a Mayan prophecy?
Edit: Or what fumanstan said.
Edit: Or what fumanstan said.
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Re: 2012 (Emmerich, 2009) — The Reviews Thread
hmmmm, this in Digital Projection at the landmark theater in baltimore, or Boondock Saints 2 at the muvico, decisions decisions
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Re: 2012 (Emmerich, 2009) — The Reviews Thread
Another thing I've hated for a long time in movies like this: the need to have characters let out a protracted, and increasingly loud, "whooooooooooaaaaa" every time they're undergoing one of these narrow escapes (as Cusack does while the plane is flying through the falling buildings, and probably elsewhere), as if, once again, the filmmakers think the audience needs to be reminded that what they're seeing is an E-ticket rollercoaster ride. Christ, it's insulting.
The special effects are phenomenal—and I think the reviewer here was a bit harsh in comparing the greenscreen work to the "let's walk on treadmills" silliness in A SOUND OF THUNDER. Sure, you suspect greenscreen here and there—particularly during the dusky pickup truck ride late in the film, but it's not so obvious that it takes you out of the drama completely, as it did so painfully in SOUND.
The various reviewers who've pointed out all the other movies this "lifts" from are pretty well spot on. Don't know whether the subject matter simply means we're bound to see things we may have seen in other movies, or if Emmerich hubristically wanted to show all the other directors that he could make even more detailed versions of stuff they already did, only as throwaway gags in his supermovie. Seriously . . .
Tipping cruise ship = POSEIDON remake (not to mention the act of heroism on the ark at the conclusion!)
Limo through building = LETHAL WEAPON 4
Falling subway train = WANTED
Ark gashing ark = TITANIC (well, OK, that's a stretch, but then there is that big chunk of city that actually appears to break off at the stern in one wide shot)
Air Force One in the water = AIR FORCE ONE in the water
Yellowstone "meteors" = every Michael Bay meteor
Collapsing/crumbling elevated highways = WAR OF THE WORLDS
Others? Probably, but it's late here, so feel free to flesh out the list.
Someone above said this would have been better were it seen largely from the perspective of the Cusack character, or one character in general, instead of several, which inevitably leads to scenes like that godawful, preachy "come together" moment on the arks at the end, not to mention several other times throughout the film. This is SO true; there are just too many mouths in this film, spouting some of the most artificial "movie world" dialogue.
When it wasn't destroying everything to impress me, which it did, this movie actually made me feel dumber. Roland Emmerich's earlier pictures seem better with every new picture he makes.
All said, 2012 is still worth seeing large if you can, but for entirely obvious reasons. It's too easy to say "yeah, well, I expected to check my brain at the door" or whatever, but it's genuinely saddening to think how much more intelligent something like this could have been were it penned by someone with a larger sense of awareness. "Athiest comments"—which, like the "Christian comments" and "Buddhist comments" in the film, are just that, comments; they amount to absolutely nothing because Emmerich isn't philosophically mature enough to do anything more than nod at them in the hopes the audience will be fooled—might have actually provoked some thought in a picture like this were it made by someone unafraid to have a point of view, and capable of weaving (perhaps contradicting) contemporary philosophies into all the glitter and dust, something Emmerich has never, ever done, and will never, ever do.
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