Kevin Nealon: Thanks, Dennis. You know, it was really exciting, the Olympics. Now, I'm not an authority on the Winter Games, but just to be part of that whole, you know, environment was exhilirating. You know, even during the.. uh.. uh.. I want to say suppositories, but that, uh.. the preliminaries! Even during the preliminaries, it was exciting.

And Calgary is great, it was just jammed with people, too. I'm not a good judge on crowds, but I'd say there was.. 174 people there.. and, really, you couldn't move! You know what I really liked, though, was the, uh.. the, uh.. I want to say breast-fed, but that's not it.. uh.. the bobsled event. I was watching that, and those guys are crazy! They shoot down that thing! I'm not a good judge on speed, but they must be going at least.. 925 miles per hour. You know, they're wearing those, uh.. I want to say Cocoa Puffs.. uh.. no.. helmets. They're wearing helmets! And they're going so fast, you know that even under those helmets their hair must be whiping back like crazy!

What scares me the most, though, is when the sled goes up on its side. It's kind of like watching one of those, what do you call it.. I want to say lemon meringue.. catamaran! Like watching a catamaran. And you know what's even crazier than the bobsled? I want to say luge.. but I don't even think that's a word!

Anyway, anyway.. as far as the United States winning some gold medals, all I can say is - it's not over. There's still a chance. It's just like when Washington beat the Broncos in the Superbowl. you know, nobody thought that.. thought.. uh.. I'm not good with names.. I want to say Connie Chung, but she's not, uh.. alright, just for the sake of finishing this, let's just leave it at Connie Chung. nobody thought Connie Chung would be the first black quarterback to win a Superbowl. And, it's the same thing with that Austrian.. uh.. Buddy Ebsen.. when he won the giant.. salmon.. four years ago, at the Winter Games in.. Sergio Leoni.

So there's still hope. Back to you, Larry.