Your favorite TV insults
03-03-07, 12:01 PM
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Originally Posted by orderandlaw
"Jane, you ignorant slut"- Chevy Chase on SNL
03-03-07, 12:46 PM
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"You EEEEEEEEDIOT!!!" - Ren to Stimpy
"Why don't you go have sex with yourself?!" - The late Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf to everybody
About half a dozen things The Rock used to say in the WWF
"Why don't you go have sex with yourself?!" - The late Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf to everybody
About half a dozen things The Rock used to say in the WWF
03-03-07, 03:24 PM
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Fat Lady:You'll be hearing from my lawyers.
Al Bundy: Would that be the law offices of Hagen and Daz?
Fat Lady: How dare you say that to my face!
Al: Well, I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got half a tank of gas.
Angelus' entire monologue in the episode "Eternity"
Spike's monologue in the episode "In The Dark"
Pretty much anything Spike, Angel or Wesley say that can be construed as an insult.
I'll think of more later...
Al Bundy: Would that be the law offices of Hagen and Daz?
Fat Lady: How dare you say that to my face!
Al: Well, I'd say it behind your back but my car's only got half a tank of gas.
Angelus' entire monologue in the episode "Eternity"
Spike's monologue in the episode "In The Dark"
Pretty much anything Spike, Angel or Wesley say that can be construed as an insult.
I'll think of more later...
03-03-07, 03:28 PM
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The Rock: You walk into class, teacher on the chalkboard, "Class, what is two plus two...do you know, Booker?" "Oh yeah, two plus two? Thomas Jefferson, Sucka!"
Chris Jericho: Oh I'm sorry, Steph, let me apologize, let me take you out to dinner, I hear there's a hooters down the street"
Jericho: (singing) Did you ever know that you're a jackass?
Chris Jericho: Oh I'm sorry, Steph, let me apologize, let me take you out to dinner, I hear there's a hooters down the street"
Jericho: (singing) Did you ever know that you're a jackass?
03-03-07, 03:56 PM
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Klinger to Rizzo: "If I had a dog with a face like yours, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards!"
03-03-07, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by The_Infidel
Klinger to Rizzo: "If I had a dog with a face like yours, I'd shave his butt and teach him to walk backwards!"
"You dumb polack!" - Archie to Meathead
03-03-07, 06:42 PM
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I read the thread so I could be the first to post "Sit on it."
Sadly, I was not the first.
So since I'm here, what does that really mean? Was that an actual 50's slang term?
I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.
One definition says it's just a version of "screw you."
The other delves deeper into the words. The second one says it means to "sit and think" about what you just said, kinda like "sleep on it."
Example:
"You wanna go up to that haunted house and see if the ghosts are awake?"
"Sit on it!"
Sadly, I was not the first.
So since I'm here, what does that really mean? Was that an actual 50's slang term?
I looked it up on Urban Dictionary.
One definition says it's just a version of "screw you."
The other delves deeper into the words. The second one says it means to "sit and think" about what you just said, kinda like "sleep on it."
Example:
"You wanna go up to that haunted house and see if the ghosts are awake?"
"Sit on it!"
03-03-07, 08:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Joe Molotov
"Jam a bastard in it, you crap!"
~Mom, Futurama
~Mom, Futurama
~ Mom, from a deleted scene
I always like Geoffrey's insults on the Fresh Prince.
03-03-07, 09:07 PM
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Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily. They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily. Gotta be nice, hostidididildilidilly ah HELL diddily ding dong crap! Can't you morons do anything RIGHT!?
Marge: Ned! We meant well, and everyone here tried their best.
Ned: Well my family and I can't live in good intentions, Marge! Oh, your family's out of control, but we can't blame you, because you have gooooooooood intentions!
Bart: Hey! Back off, man!
Ned: Ooh okay, duuuuude! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, maaaan! Here's a catch-phrase you better learn for your adult years: "Hey, Buddy, got a quarter?"
Bart: I am shocked and appalled.
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything.
Ned: Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson! Springfield's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!
[Wiggum laughs]
What do we have here? The long, flabby arm of the law! The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of mallowmars!!
Krusty: [writing it down] Mallowmars, oh that's going in the act!
Ned: Oh, yeah. The clown, the only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh!
[to Lenny] And as for you, I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk!
Lenny: Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?
Ned: [to Moe] You ugly, hate-filled man!
Moe: Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was the third thing you said?
Ned: Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met.
Homer: Hey, I got off pretty easy.
Marge: Ned! We meant well, and everyone here tried their best.
Ned: Well my family and I can't live in good intentions, Marge! Oh, your family's out of control, but we can't blame you, because you have gooooooooood intentions!
Bart: Hey! Back off, man!
Ned: Ooh okay, duuuuude! I wouldn't want you to have a cow, maaaan! Here's a catch-phrase you better learn for your adult years: "Hey, Buddy, got a quarter?"
Bart: I am shocked and appalled.
Lisa: Mr. Flanders, with all due respect, Bart didn't do anything.
Ned: Do I hear the sound of butting in? It's gotta be little Lisa Simpson! Springfield's answer to a question NO ONE ASKED!
[Wiggum laughs]
What do we have here? The long, flabby arm of the law! The last case you got to the bottom of was a case of mallowmars!!
Krusty: [writing it down] Mallowmars, oh that's going in the act!
Ned: Oh, yeah. The clown, the only one of you buffoons who doesn't make me laugh!
[to Lenny] And as for you, I don't know you but I'm sure you're a jerk!
Lenny: Hey, I've only been here a few minutes! What's going on?
Ned: [to Moe] You ugly, hate-filled man!
Moe: Hey, hey, I may be ugly and hate-filled, but I... um, what was the third thing you said?
Ned: Homer, you are the worst human being I have ever met.
Homer: Hey, I got off pretty easy.