DVD Talk
For how long do you typically pee? [Archive] - DVD Talk Forum


View Full Version : For how long do you typically pee?

09-29-06, 12:26 PM
This is the most important thread you'll read all day! All responses welcome!

I don't like having anything in my bladder, so I feel like I'm always going to the bathroom. Because of this, I usually don't urinate for longer than 10-15 seconds, 2 or 3 times a day. But if I'm in a public place, I guarantee the guy who was there before I started will still be there when I'm done. Why does everyone piss for some damn long? Storing it up or something?

09-29-06, 12:27 PM

09-29-06, 12:28 PM
Till I don't have to pee anymore. :D

09-29-06, 12:29 PM
I think you and I would have a photo finish, Draven. I'm the same way, usually washing my hands before the guy who was already there is even zipped up.

09-29-06, 12:31 PM
in the morning the stream lasts for an eternity probably something easily around a minute. Outside of that though maybe 20 seconds or so on average.

I also hate pissing in public restrooms though especially when you're taking a leak and some douchebag decides to use the urinal right next to yours even worse when he's one of those dude's who make relieved noises once they start to piss :(

Minor Threat
09-29-06, 12:31 PM
until I'm done.....

09-29-06, 12:40 PM
Probably go 5 or 6 times day but I don't time myself. That's wack!

09-29-06, 12:40 PM
I go until Minor Threat is done as well.

Dr. Henry Jones, Jr.
09-29-06, 12:42 PM
30 seconds unless there is a chunk I'm trying to pee out

09-29-06, 12:45 PM
Until El Scorcho is impressed.

09-29-06, 12:52 PM
Great, now I have to pee!!!! :mad:

Charlie Goose
09-29-06, 01:03 PM
For about nine inches. :eyebrow:

09-29-06, 01:15 PM
30 seconds to a minute usually. three to four times a day.

09-29-06, 01:40 PM
That depends. Are we talking in or out of the butt?

09-29-06, 01:42 PM
My first thread ever here was about my 64 oz. bladder (measured and verified). Good times.

09-29-06, 02:15 PM
That depends. Are we talking in or out of the butt?

You pee out of your butt?

09-29-06, 02:19 PM
I've been peeing for 43 years.

Not continuously, of course.

09-29-06, 02:23 PM
This is exactly what I was looking for in this thread.

Validation, skepticism, confusion, and pee-butt humor.

Bravah, I say. Bravah.

09-29-06, 02:45 PM
After going to the movie theater = > 1 minute
Other then that, around 30 seconds.

Michael Ballack
09-29-06, 03:07 PM
It depends how much I drink. If it was 10 jack and cokes, I'll be standing for a while, if it was just 1 measly glass of water, it will be over in a few seconds.

09-29-06, 03:12 PM
BTW - :up: to the OP for the grammatically correct thread title.

Randy Miller III
09-29-06, 03:14 PM
I pee on Twikoff. :|

09-29-06, 03:32 PM
Average not that long. But I tend to hold it longer if I'm at the bar. And I rarely ever get up for pee breaks at the movies, so if I get a large Coke I have a Frank Drebin piss afterwards.

Mrs. Danger
09-30-06, 10:53 AM
Depnds on the purpose of the pee. If I'm emptying my bladder it will be longer than if I am marking territory. Gotta save some for the next marker...

Al Padrino
09-30-06, 11:58 AM
Less than 30 seconds, although that's just guessing, since I don't keep count.

I did wind up going for a minute and a half last Saturday night at the bar. I was on my way to the can, but a friend I hadn't seen in five or six years pulled me onto the dance floor, thus preventing from going for another 45 minutes. It was horrible.

09-30-06, 12:08 PM
Under 30 seconds, but I dribble for about an hour...

09-30-06, 12:45 PM
Dude, you only pee like twice a day for like 10 seconds? Sounds like you need to drink a lot more fluids...

Content Relevant URLs by vBSEO 3.2.0