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Old 04-25-06, 03:18 PM
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Which TV doctor would you least want to handle your case?
Been giving this some thought and I've got it down to two:

1. Major Frank Burns - General incompetence.
2. Gregory House - Sure...he solves the case, but in the meantime, he forces something into your system with IVs that will cause extrreme pain and certain organ failure, meaning you'll need an immediate transplant, all while he watches General Hospital. And all for what? A Tick on your hemaphroditic genitals.
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I'd like Doctor Jordan Cavanaugh to "handle my case". Granted, I'd probably have to be dead for that to happen, but it'd be worth it.

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Old 04-25-06, 03:31 PM
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Dr Huxtable

Dr Teeth

Dr Mindbender

And that Billy Ray Cyrus doctor
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Originally Posted by GuessWho
Dr Huxtable

Dr Teeth

Dr Mindbender

And that Billy Ray Cyrus doctor
You forgot Dr. Shrinker.

Actually, I wouldn't mind Dr. Teeth taking my case, as long as Janice is his medical assistant, fer sure. What a hottie!
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Hi everybody.
Hi Doctor Nick!
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damn.. you beat me to it.. That was my 1st thought when I saw the thread
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Hi everybody.

This question was way too easy. The only answer.
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"Doctor Bombay, calling Doctor Bombay".
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edit: Crap. TV doctor. Either way. No thanks
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doc hollywood or doc holliday

both for pretty much the same reasons
i doubt either of them could hold very steady

MOVIES COME ON TV
eventually
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Dr. House, just because seeing him would mean I have something very rare, weird, serious, and most likely gross.

Most wanted Dr. to handle my "case"--Dr. Who
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dr ruth
dr dre (mtv)
dr j (espn)
dr seuss

btw.... this has been discussed over at Movie Poop Shoot

http://moviepoopshoot.com/forums/showthread.php?t=5843
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Dr. Jack Morrison from St. Elsewhere. He got a phony degree from south of the border. BTW, I would let Dr. Nick handle my case. Afterall, he will perform any surgery for $129.95.
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Dr. Murphy from Scrubs. It seems like every paitent he handles ends up dead hence his move to the morgue.
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Not sure if I would want Dr Axelrod or Dr Fiscus, definitely not Dr Jack Morrison.
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Dr. Baker from Little House on the Prairie. He didn't have any fancy tools.
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