SNL 04/08/06 - (H) Antonio Banderas (M) Mary J. Blige
04-07-06, 09:23 PM
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SNL 04/08/06 - (H) Antonio Banderas (M) Mary J. Blige
I sure hope that the show is better than those crappy commercials.
Mary J Blige: "It sounds so sexy when you say it."
Antonio Banderas: "Quesadilla."
<hr>* Season 31 "Charlie Goose-O-Meter"
(7) v 
(7)
<-- 10/1/05 - (H) Steve Carell (M) Kanye West
<-- 10/8/05 - (H) John Heder (M) Ashlee Simpson
<-- 10/22/05 - (H) Catherine Zeta Jones (M) Franz Ferdinand
<-- 10/31/05 - (H) Lance Armstrong (M) Cheryl Crow
<-- 11/5/05 - (H) SNL Goes Commercial
<-- 11/12/05 - (H) Jason Lee (M) Foo Fighters
<-- 11/19/05 - (H) Eva Longoria (M) Korn
<-- 12/3/05 - (H) Dane Cook (M) James Blunt
<-- 12/10/05 - (H) Alec Baldwin (M) Shakira
<-- 12/17/05 - (H) Jack Black (M) Neil Young
<-- 01/14/06 - (H) Scarlett Johanssen (M) Death Cab for Cutie
<-- 01/21/06 - (H) Peter Sarsgaard (M) The Strokes
<-- 02/04/06 - (H) Steve Martin (M) Prince
<-- 03/04/06 - (H) Natalie Portman (M) Fall Out Boy
<-- 03/11/06 - (H) Matt Dillon (M) Arctic Monkeys
Mary J Blige: "It sounds so sexy when you say it."
Antonio Banderas: "Quesadilla."
<hr>* Season 31 "Charlie Goose-O-Meter"
(7) v (7) <-- 10/1/05 - (H) Steve Carell (M) Kanye West <-- 10/8/05 - (H) John Heder (M) Ashlee Simpson <-- 10/22/05 - (H) Catherine Zeta Jones (M) Franz Ferdinand <-- 10/31/05 - (H) Lance Armstrong (M) Cheryl Crow <-- 11/5/05 - (H) SNL Goes Commercial <-- 11/12/05 - (H) Jason Lee (M) Foo Fighters <-- 11/19/05 - (H) Eva Longoria (M) Korn <-- 12/3/05 - (H) Dane Cook (M) James Blunt <-- 12/10/05 - (H) Alec Baldwin (M) Shakira <-- 12/17/05 - (H) Jack Black (M) Neil Young <-- 01/14/06 - (H) Scarlett Johanssen (M) Death Cab for Cutie <-- 01/21/06 - (H) Peter Sarsgaard (M) The Strokes <-- 02/04/06 - (H) Steve Martin (M) Prince <-- 03/04/06 - (H) Natalie Portman (M) Fall Out Boy <-- 03/11/06 - (H) Matt Dillon (M) Arctic Monkeys
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04-07-06, 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Goldberg74
Mary J Blige: "It sounds so sexy when you say it."
Antonio Banderas: "Quesadilla."
Antonio Banderas: "Quesadilla."
Originally Posted by Goldberg74
Next Week - 04/15/06 (H) Lindsay Lohan*
04-07-06, 11:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Goldberg74
[b]Next Week - 04/15/06 (H) Lindsay Lohan*
* last seen on SNL... um a year ago.
* last seen on SNL... um a year ago.
04-08-06, 09:18 AM
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Antonio Banderas and Mary J Bilge?! What is this supposed to be?...The lets find two people who if they were never heard from again no one would notice or care show?
04-08-06, 09:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Phil L.
Antonio Banderas and Mary J Bilge?! What is this supposed to be?...The lets find two people who if they were never heard from again no one would notice or care show?
04-08-06, 01:28 PM
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Originally Posted by LorenzoL
And how is this different from previous hosts or musical guests this season? With a few exceptions of course.
04-08-06, 07:29 PM
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FYI: The classic episode that's on tonight is (H) Dennis Quaid and (M) The Neville Bros. from 1990.
Originally aired: Saturday December 15, 1990 on NBC
Show Stars: Tim Meadows (Himself), Phil Hartman (Himself), Jan Hooks (Herself), Victoria Jackson (Herself), Chris Rock (Himself), Kevin Nealon (Himself), Dana Carvey (Himself), Dennis Miller (Himself), Julia Sweeney (Herself), Chris Farley (Himself), Mike Myers (Himself), A. Whitney Brown (Himself)
All Guest Stars: Don Pardo (Announcer), Dave Wilson, Jon Lovitz (Himself) , Dennis Quaid (Himself), The Neville Brothers (Themselves)
Live From New York, Its... Kevin Nealon!
Sketches include "George Bush," "Dysfunctional Family Christmas," "Sally Jessy Raphael," "Family Loves Ex-Boyfriend," "Massage Students," "Renegade," "Sprockets," "Schillervision Theatre," and "The Specialty Songs Of Cal McLane, Jr."
Neville Brothers perform "Brother Jake" and "River of Life."
Show Stars: Tim Meadows (Himself), Phil Hartman (Himself), Jan Hooks (Herself), Victoria Jackson (Herself), Chris Rock (Himself), Kevin Nealon (Himself), Dana Carvey (Himself), Dennis Miller (Himself), Julia Sweeney (Herself), Chris Farley (Himself), Mike Myers (Himself), A. Whitney Brown (Himself)
All Guest Stars: Don Pardo (Announcer), Dave Wilson, Jon Lovitz (Himself) , Dennis Quaid (Himself), The Neville Brothers (Themselves)
Live From New York, Its... Kevin Nealon!
Sketches include "George Bush," "Dysfunctional Family Christmas," "Sally Jessy Raphael," "Family Loves Ex-Boyfriend," "Massage Students," "Renegade," "Sprockets," "Schillervision Theatre," and "The Specialty Songs Of Cal McLane, Jr."
Neville Brothers perform "Brother Jake" and "River of Life."
04-08-06, 10:54 PM
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Living near Atlanta, I loved the Cynthia McKinney bit at the start of the show.
Looks like Antonio is game and willing to go for broke, so hopefully the writing is at least coherent and somewhat funny.
Surprised Antonio didn't even plug his new movie opening this weekend.
Looks like Antonio is game and willing to go for broke, so hopefully the writing is at least coherent and somewhat funny.
Surprised Antonio didn't even plug his new movie opening this weekend.
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04-08-06, 11:26 PM
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Originally Posted by Matthew Chmiel
I'll watch only if Antonio will parody himself and host "The Antonio Banderas Show" (or whatever Kattan called it).
04-09-06, 12:22 AM
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Feh. No real laughs. The first 45 minutes was just okay, but the latter part of the show was terrible. AB was a decent host.
As for Mary J. Blige, I don’t know her from a hole in the wall, but those songs were painful. Nothing but caterwauling.
Anderson Cooper 360
Myers as Cooper talking about illegal immigration, and AB is on as the president of Mexico. Best part was Thompson as the congresswoman who slapped a cop for not letting her into the capitol building.
Monologue
AB reveals that he is really a woman. I thought we had progressed from the days where a man in a dress was the punch line. Guess not.
Basic Instinct 2
Quick promo about Sharon Stone trying to flash her beaver again, and no one’s interested.
Deal or No Deal
Best bit of the night with Armisen as Howie Mandel and AB as the contestant who’s having a really hard time comprehending the game. Mildly funny, but it doesn’t really make a lot of sense because you’d have to be a drooling moron not to understand this relatively simple game.
Party
AB chatting up Dratch at a dinner party, and she’s the one who records the instructions on a lot of phone systems. Clever, and Dratch had the operator’s cadence down.
Besos y Lagrimas
Spanish soap opera with a lot of kissing, and then crying, while the wind blows AB’s shirt open. Okay, and really captured the feeling of one of those shows.
Women’s Basketball Coach Fashion Awards
AB as the host of the awards show, with a lot of dyke coaches winning. WTF. Dreadful.
Weekend Update
Funny joke about Tom Delay resigning, then showing clips of him to the song “Bad Day” just like on American Idol. Jokes about Katie Couric taking over CBS news, and Hammond on as Dan Rather, obviously unimpressed by her credentials. Finesse on with some weak bit about knowing when a black woman is angry (she swivels her head, isn’t that fresh and funny!). Forte as Chad Michael Murray (WHO?) because he proposed to two women or some shit like that. Chris Kattan takes time out from obscurity to visit and do a terrible AB impression.
*There was a joke about the missing link between fish and crawling reptiles. The joke was that link was found in a Red Lobster seafood plate. Yeah, not a great joke but I heard that joke earlier in the week and I can’t remember where.
Zorro
AB filming Zorro and not kissing CZJ due to fear of herpes and bird flu, so his double is disgusting Horatio Sanz. Short, but still deadly.
Karaoke
Dratch singing to her date, while Poehler the emcee steals the spotlight and climbs all over him. Yawn, is it time for bed yet?
Backstage
AB, Armisen, and Sanz mention the immigration bill, and say that they are here to steal jobs, women, etc. This is getting worse.
Wine drinking
AB, Parnell, and Poehler drink wine and comment on smells. That's the whole skit. Something smells all right. The last half of this episode was the drizzling shits.
As for Mary J. Blige, I don’t know her from a hole in the wall, but those songs were painful. Nothing but caterwauling.
Anderson Cooper 360
Myers as Cooper talking about illegal immigration, and AB is on as the president of Mexico. Best part was Thompson as the congresswoman who slapped a cop for not letting her into the capitol building.
Monologue
AB reveals that he is really a woman. I thought we had progressed from the days where a man in a dress was the punch line. Guess not.
Basic Instinct 2
Quick promo about Sharon Stone trying to flash her beaver again, and no one’s interested.
Deal or No Deal
Best bit of the night with Armisen as Howie Mandel and AB as the contestant who’s having a really hard time comprehending the game. Mildly funny, but it doesn’t really make a lot of sense because you’d have to be a drooling moron not to understand this relatively simple game.
Party
AB chatting up Dratch at a dinner party, and she’s the one who records the instructions on a lot of phone systems. Clever, and Dratch had the operator’s cadence down.
Besos y Lagrimas
Spanish soap opera with a lot of kissing, and then crying, while the wind blows AB’s shirt open. Okay, and really captured the feeling of one of those shows.
Women’s Basketball Coach Fashion Awards
AB as the host of the awards show, with a lot of dyke coaches winning. WTF. Dreadful.
Weekend Update
Funny joke about Tom Delay resigning, then showing clips of him to the song “Bad Day” just like on American Idol. Jokes about Katie Couric taking over CBS news, and Hammond on as Dan Rather, obviously unimpressed by her credentials. Finesse on with some weak bit about knowing when a black woman is angry (she swivels her head, isn’t that fresh and funny!). Forte as Chad Michael Murray (WHO?) because he proposed to two women or some shit like that. Chris Kattan takes time out from obscurity to visit and do a terrible AB impression.
*There was a joke about the missing link between fish and crawling reptiles. The joke was that link was found in a Red Lobster seafood plate. Yeah, not a great joke but I heard that joke earlier in the week and I can’t remember where.
Zorro
AB filming Zorro and not kissing CZJ due to fear of herpes and bird flu, so his double is disgusting Horatio Sanz. Short, but still deadly.
Karaoke
Dratch singing to her date, while Poehler the emcee steals the spotlight and climbs all over him. Yawn, is it time for bed yet?
Backstage
AB, Armisen, and Sanz mention the immigration bill, and say that they are here to steal jobs, women, etc. This is getting worse.
Wine drinking
AB, Parnell, and Poehler drink wine and comment on smells. That's the whole skit. Something smells all right. The last half of this episode was the drizzling shits.
04-09-06, 06:37 AM
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I wanted to rip my eyeballs out during the women's basketball coach skit. 'LOL THEY'RE ALL LESBIANS, GET IT? HILARIOUS, RIGHT?' That must have took a whole five minutes to write.
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Originally Posted by Charlie Goose
As for Mary J. Blige, I don’t know her from a hole in the wall, but those songs were painful. Nothing but caterwauling.
Makes me want to break things.
Couple laughs from the show, that's about it, and about all I expect.
