Turd Ferguson

I think we should have an experiment and see how widely we can spread ridiculous rumors regarding cameos/ cool background action in ROTS throughout the net. Here's a few suggestions:

1.) Alf is visible in one of the senate scenes.

2.) You can see a Wookee taking a dump in the background of the Kashyyyk battle scene.

3.) Padme has an obvious camel toe on Mustafar.

I'm an admitted Star Wars dork, but after seeing a 250 lb. stormtrooper last night, I'm convinced a little fun with certain fanboys is warranted.

Star Wars Guy

#2 reminds me of an old joke (with a Star Wars twist)

Chewie and Wicket were in the forest taking a dump. Chewie asked Wicket if he had problems with crap sticking to his fur. Wicket said no. So Chewie wiped his ass with Wicket.

Turd Ferguson

Nice.

bboisvert

"Aren't you a little... wide for a stormtrooper?"

das Monkey

I've taken to refering to the film as Return of the Sith in mixed company. You'd be amazed how such a simple alteration can enrage some people.

Then if someone corrects me, I can always respond, "Whatever. All those Star Trek films sound alike to me."

das

Turd Ferguson

There was also an equally large woman with an enormous gunt who was dressed as Obi-Wan with a nice replica lightsaber. I wanted to go up to her and say, "You could have saved a lot of money by just wearing cheap sandals and carrying a hatchet from Home Depot and calling yourself a Gammorean Guard."

cmatherne

I'll take Alf any day over that dipshit Jar-Jar.

buckee1

Vas is dis "Enormous Gunt"

Turd Ferguson

"Gunt", a.k.a. "F.U.P.A." (fat upper p-ssy area) a.k.a. "Pot P-ssy"

Demontooth

*vomits*

Turd Ferguson

Imagine this:



in full Jedi regalia.

buckee1

Oh I see...(F.U.P.A) never heard of this but it sure is funny as hell the way you put it!