Because I am.

I was clicking through my DirecTV onscreen guide and happened to see that some movie that I've never heard of with Jennifer Love Hewitt called Confessions of a Sociopathic Social Climber was on.

Normally the mere mention of JLH is enough to make me sit up and take notice, so when I starting watching and saw her in nothing more than a strapless bra and panties within the first two minutes and then in some lingerie a couple of minutes later well, needless to say I was hooked.

I swear she is wearing something skimpy every few minutes, which is obviously a ploy to get the husbands in the audience to keep from changing the channel on their wives. And clearly, it has worked on me.

So fess up, who's watching.