devil

Sorry, i was only trying to have some fun. You can close this tread too if you wish. I know my sense of humor is silly but as i've said, i just wanted to have some fun.

Mike Lowrey

If Simon Cowell was here, he'd say, "Sorry, comedy isn't your thing."

devil

Yeah i know, i'll stop being such an amature. I'll leave it up to the professionals.

Ok Ok someone sent me this joke. it's not mine so it may be funny then:



There was this couple that had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted on
shutting off the light.
Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous.
She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit.

So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild,
screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights.
She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a
battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator!

Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one.

She went completely ballistic.

"You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could
you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!"
The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says
calmly:

"I'll explain the toy . . you explain the kids."

flashburn

Please stop spamming our forums with your pointless posts.

The door is that way -------->

devil

How am i spamming?

nemein

It's perfectly within the rules of the forum to have fun... just pick the appropriate forum for it. The main forum is for discussions about DVDs. While there have been some threads about how addictive they are they usually have some sort of sense/form to them. Those threads w/ no sense/form usually go in the Other forum If you want to hang around and participate that's great, if you are just looking to "have some fun" while ignoring the rules don't expect to last too long.

thanks
nemein
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