El-Kabong

So I was grouped with some folks in City of Heroes last night. Two of the members of the group were obviously kids or teenagers, judging by their chat. They were saying stuff like "You should see the size of my package" and "Look at the boobies on this one!"

Like I said, a real class act these two were.

Well, I was playing my martial artist - a female (And I of course am a guy in real life). Her outfit isn't one of those Sex Kitten outfits that you see superheroes in all the time, but a modest number with a bare stomach and plunging neckline. Sexy probably, but not over the top so. Well it wasn't long before these two started hitting on me. "So are you really a girl?" one of them ask.

So I decide to have some fun. "Yeah. I am."

"Jesus! I bet you have really big hooters!" and "Man, I can see your nipples!" came the responses back. I start to see that this may have been a VERY bad idea.

So I go about recruiting new members and setting up the mission, letting these two prattle on about their studly love lives and my ample knockers. After a few moments, I notice one of them is directly in front of me.

"Stop moving!" he says.

??? Huh? Ok.

"Ok, I'm finished."



He didn't. He wouldn't. Oh YUCK!!!

I booted their asses from the group right then and there. Then I ran away VERY fast. Then I took a shower to wash the stench of Teh Gay off me.

Yikes. Never again.

vaporware

Groucho

That is a great, great story.

chanster

??

Duran

Sig material?

Setzer

It was probably my brother.

msdmoney

Is that one of his superpowers?

Flay

You should have hit them up for some influence for your "services"

GoVegan

That story made me so hot...

Ahhhhhhh...

Ok, I'm finished.

wildcatlh

Note to self: No creating female characters on CoH

Groucho

You need to take screenshot of your character and post it so we can all "enjoy."

tanman

MrKen

Can you imagine you really were a female- they still did this thinking you were some random woman.

And people wonder why there aren't that many female gamers out there!

With all the talk about how close these MMORPGs can come to mirroring society in some ways, I can't help but think what would happen to that guy if he walked up to someone in real life and did that.

El-Kabong

No kidding - and even worse, if you have an MMORPG, then you probably have access to the internet. If you have access to the internet, then you have access to all the free boobies you could want. Free REAL boobies, and not poorly rendered 3D wireframe boobies.

Sheesh. Some people.

Anyway, I'll post a pic of One-Hit Wonder when I get home, so you can all . . . . 'finish up' on your own.

msdmoney

Uhhh...after you post the pic, could you pretend to be a girl on AIM too. Thanks

Derrich

So in the grand scheme of things, wouldn't this be considered a rape?

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Giantrobo

I don't get it?

Breakfast with Girls

No, just sad.

Mopower

You should have just gone with it.

UAIOE

This story is sad yet funny. Not suprising on the internet.

But yes, why "finish" up with a pair of fake breasts when there are plenty of porn sites a Google search away?

Perhaps someone should have pointed him in the direction of that Paris Hilton video...

tanman

You should have just kept at it then reveal that you are a fat balding gay 80 year old and that you just "finished" as well.

Tsar Chasm

Wait til Guild Wars comes out. No monthly fee. This will surely bring out the dregs of society.

Faux Shizzle
Level 15ish Controller
Champion Server

shadowhawk2020

You know you wanted it

areacode212

We're still waiting for a pic of One-Hit Wonder!

thejammy

so no screenshots?


Hey el kabong If you ever wanna team up let me know I play as ansaki lvl 9 tanker right now on the infinity server.