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Old 07-31-03, 04:13 PM
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Auston Kutcher to say "Dude, Where's the General Lee?"...?

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HAZZARD PAY: Ashton Kutcher and Paul Walker have expressed interest in playing no-harm-meanin' good-ol' boys Luke and Bo Duke in Warner Bros.'s upcoming big-screen version of that '80s show The Dukes of Hazzard, according to The Hollywood Reporter. Britney Spears, meanwhile, is being eyed as a possible Daisy Duke, and rumor has it Anna Nicole Smith is the frontrunner to play Boss Hogg.
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Well that just has BLOCKBUSTER written all over it now doesn't it?
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I can see why they would do this, since every single other 60's-80's tv show produced into a movie has been a stellar success.
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Re: Auston Kutcher to say "Dude, Where's the General Lee?"...?

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rumor has it Anna Nicole Smith is the frontrunner to play Boss Hogg.
Uhhhh....
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Wha.. huh? Boss Hogg?
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dude, I don't make this stuff up...I just cut & paste it...

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I read that Anthony Anderson was in mind for Boss Hogg. This is sure to be more controversial than Michael Clarke Duncan as The Kingpin. But more importantly, Paul Walker's gonna tear the General Lee up!!
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This could be some campy fun.

It's not like the Dukes of Hazzard was quality television to begin with.

I'd see it just for Britney in Daisy Dukes.
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Originally posted by Draven
This could be some campy fun.

It's not like the Dukes of Hazzard was quality television to begin with.

I'd see it just for Britney in Daisy Dukes.
Well said. Espically that 3rd part.
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At least they got some of Holywood's best actors for this...
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MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

Romero can't get funding to make a fourth "Dead" movie, but someone's throwing money at this ****?

It makes me sick.
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Originally posted by Josh-da-man
MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

Romero can't get funding to make a fourth "Dead" movie, but someone's throwing money at this ****?

It makes me sick.
Um, except for the Anna Nicole Smith part (and that has to be an attempt at a joke on the part of the TV Guide writer doesn't it?) I would actually rather see this movie than a fourth "Dead" movie. Maybe I am in the minority, but that's how I feel at least.
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Well that just has BLOCKBUSTER written all over it now doesn't it?
Yep, as in Straight to a Blockbuster near you.
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I would love to see a Dukes of Hazzard movie for the bigscreen.
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For some reason, I think the basic image of the General Lee will have to be heavily altered for this to ever even make in to the "politically correct" stages. Imagine the back-lash that the actors in the movie will get from many organizations for glorifying an object w/ a Confederate symbol on it.
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Nope.

While this is an excellent try, I still think the Starsky and Hutch movie w/ mix n' match morons Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller is the most dreadful thing on the horizon.

Dukes loses out by including the possibility of glimpsing Britney in her natural milieu.

They would have to counteract that by doing something really nitwitted, like casting Jackie Chan or Luis Guzman to play Uncle Jesse.
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This sounds awesome.
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It took me a day to notice that I spelled "Ashton" wrong...what a dork.
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haha... "auston" nice one.
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Who gets to play Cooter? Rosco?
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Unless Jerry Bruckheimer produces this then it is guaranteed to flop.
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I'll see it.

Question is: will it have Cleatus or Enus...both?? Where are the studio spied for the really important quetions like this?
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I'm only going if Kutcher and Walker play Coy and Vance Duke.

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