rushmore223

What line from a movie, did you hear and just either made you laugh or aquirm cause it was so bad...

...In fairness to other movies vieing (sp?) for top honors, we should exclude Arnie movies.

Not the worst, but on my mind right now (just to get things started)

PUT THE BUNNY DOWN!!!! Nic Cage in Con Air

I'm sure you can do much better.

try not to repost the same lines over and over again.

galorious

".. blah, blah, blah, Midiclorides .... "

- Qui Gon Jin : SW Ep 1 TPM

Worst line ever, made my stomach hurt.

fallow

"What happens to a toad when it is struck by lightning?...It burns like everything else."

~Storme, X-Men

I'm not sure if that is the exact quote, but it is god awful.

PixyJunket

The Spiderman script.

milo bloom

There is an interview with Joss Whedon somewhere who wrote that line and he defends it by saying the problem is the delivery by Berry. It wasn't supposed to be spoken all "Wicked Witch of the West" like she did, but just offhandedly.

Imagine it in your head like that and it's a lot better.

RyoHazuki

I'll second that and raise ya a Judge Dredd!

lesterlong

"Get off my plane!" - Harrison Ford in Air Force One

"She'll be back" - Arnold in Terminator 3

0ne

Nobody tosses a Dwarf!

Malt Beeeeeeeeerrr.


hehe.

Groucho

"What a view!"

"To a kill!"

DVDHO

I second "She'll be back" T3

Coral

How about the one line in Terminator 2 where Arnold shoots the security guard in the thigh?
The only line James Cameron could think to give the security guard was:

"You son-of-a-bitch, you shot me!" (or something like that)

A pretty lame response coming from someone who just got shot by a huge, menacing stranger.

Vampyr

This is more in the catagory of It's so bad it's great, but here it goes.........

I'll pick some lines from just one movie at this time It's a movie with sooooo many stupid but wonderful lines that you can say it's a production which serves as The Mother Load of Bad Lines

Plan 9 from Outer Space (1959)

Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future. You are interested in the unknown, the mysterious, the unexplainable. That is why you are here. And now, for the first time, we are bringing to you the full story of what happened on that fateful day. We are giving you all the evidence, based only on the secret testimonies of the miserable souls who survived this terrifying ordeal. The incidents, the places, my friend we cannot keep this a secret any longer. Let us
punish the guilty, let us reward the innocent. My friend, can your heart stand the shocking facts about grave robbers from outer space?

Inspector Clay is dead! Murdered! And someone's responsible!

I don't like hearing noises, especially when there ain't supposed to be any.

Plan 9? Ah, yes. Plan 9 deals with the resurrection of the dead. Long distance electrodes shot into the pineal and pituitary gland of the recently dead.

"Stronger." You see? You see? Your stupid minds! Stupid! Stupid!

Yeah. He's messed up as bad as those two back there. S'pose that saucer or whatever it was had something to do with this?

The grief of his wife's death became greater and greater agony. The home they had so long shared together, became a tomb. A sweet memory of her joyous living. The sky to which she had once looked, was now only a covering for her dead body.
The ever-beautiful flowers she had planted with her own hand, became nothing more than the lost roses of her cheeks. Confused by his great loss, the old man left that home, never to return again.



There are sooooooo many other wonderful moments of "intelligent" and "thought provoking" dialogue in this film




Here's that amazing script!!!!

Edward Wood, Jr. was a director who paid very careful attention to detail when he was shooting a movie Look here and you will get an idea of how dedicated he was to doing this:Click Here And Be Amazed

shanester

I'm surprised nobody mnetioned TITANIC yet??

I really enjoyed the film and love James Cameronas a director but even I thaught some of the lines were a bit cheesy

The one that sticks out for me is:

When Jack Is sitting at the dinner table with Rose and and the other guests and he raises his glassing saying..

"something about how just yesterday he was sleeping on a bench then the next he's eating diner with these fine folks"

I couldn't imagine anybody saying that in 1912

Tarantino

"The things I'm gonna do for my country."

From xXx...that line from the trailer made me not see the movie.

al_bundy

The love scene when Anakin talks to Padme in AOTC. Anytime Jar Jar speaks is also bad.

shanester

Your right that script sounded like it was written a horny teenager

Ps I also thaught Hayden Christen was dead wood as an actor...No charisma whatsoever!

PixyJunket

I am the law.

Meatpants

Point Break


Brody (Patrick Swayze): Still surf?

Johnny Utah (Keanu Reeves): Everyday.

conscience

"Yo mama..."

- Halle Berry Die Another Day

also I hated her delivery of this line in Monster's Ball:

"I want you to make me feel good. Make me feel good. I want you to make me feel GOOOOOOD!"

I just had to laugh at that for some reason.

CitizenKaneRBud

Two from Minority Report

"I'd like a word with my husband" (she points a gun at the jail keeper)

(I forget how this goes exactly)
Anderton - So which one is the most intelligent?
Gardener - Who else? The female of course.

DieselsDen

"Listen to me like you've never listened to anyone else before in your life!"

As recited by Keanu Reeves in THE DEVIL'S ADVOCATE

"Then die as you deserve to!"

Terence Stamp in SUPERMAN II

cortan

When one of the guys in the movie was slow about getting going someone says to him....

"What do'ya got a piano tied to your butt"

That is from the Awful sci-fi "epic" Screamers

the action

"I like football when its pure, but this......this just aint pure."

-Varsity Blues

BuddyRevell

"Stay alive!!!!.........I will find you.......no matter how far or how long..........I will find you"

Daniel Day Louis in "Last of the Mohicans". I pretty much laugh everytime i see that part.

Nick Danger

LEIA: Governor Tarkin, I should have expected to find you holding Vader's leash. I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board.

Try reading it out loud. It's almost unsayable. Carrie Fisher did a pretty good job of it.