Angelina Jolie considers a role as...Linda Lovelace
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Angelina Jolie considers a role as...Linda Lovelace
http://www.megastar.co.uk/ents/news/...E4MTQ4ODc.html
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Stone the crows. This’ll make you choke on your Cheerios.
We know we did.
Deep breaths now…pillow-lipped goddess of norkage Angelina Jolie is considering playing the part of Linda Lovelace in a forthcoming movie.
Yes, you read it correctly. The very same Seventies porn actress Lovelace, who came close to biting off more than she could chew in the infamous saveloy-hiding movie, Deep Throat.
Australia’s Herald Sun newspaper mops its fevered brow and splutters: “If Angelina Jolie got her fans steamed up with her tight action outfits in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, her next project will cause mass hyperventilation.”
After an appeal for calm and a high-pressure hosing of middle-aged hacks in the newsroom, a movie insider took his hands out of his pockets and swooned: “Angelina is keen to prove she can act, and this is a really great story."
The auditions could make interesting viewing.
In case you forgot what she looked like (or never bothered to look at her face when watching Insatiable)...
Let's try and keep this thread PG-13ish...
Lace is more for Jolie
Exclusive by Steve Sealink
Stone the crows. This’ll make you choke on your Cheerios.
We know we did.
Deep breaths now…pillow-lipped goddess of norkage Angelina Jolie is considering playing the part of Linda Lovelace in a forthcoming movie.
Yes, you read it correctly. The very same Seventies porn actress Lovelace, who came close to biting off more than she could chew in the infamous saveloy-hiding movie, Deep Throat.
Australia’s Herald Sun newspaper mops its fevered brow and splutters: “If Angelina Jolie got her fans steamed up with her tight action outfits in Lara Croft: Tomb Raider, her next project will cause mass hyperventilation.”
After an appeal for calm and a high-pressure hosing of middle-aged hacks in the newsroom, a movie insider took his hands out of his pockets and swooned: “Angelina is keen to prove she can act, and this is a really great story."
The auditions could make interesting viewing.
Let's try and keep this thread PG-13ish...
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*gulp*