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I'm not a big quote man myself, but I wonder what some of your all-time favorites are (they don't have to be from your favorite films though). So please, by all means, post some.

waskydiver

Please forgive all might not be exact.

I'm going to go Midevil on him
Pulp Fiction

What we have here is a failure to communicate
Cool Hand Luke

I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore
Network

You talkin' to me?
Taxi Driver

Boring... Boring... Boring
Sid and Nancy

But this one has an 11
This is Spinal Tap

I've got a trig mid-term tomorrow and I'm getting chased by Guido the killer pimp
Risky Buisness

Demented and sad... but social
The Breakfast Club

What a shame... people throwing away a perfectly good white boy
Better Off Dead

Leave the kid alone...
The Wanderers

dizmack

Well, ain't this place a...geographical oddity. Two weeks from everywhere.
Ulysses McGill in "O Brother, Where art Thou"

There are a lot of beautiful women in the world, but they don't all bring you lasagna to work, most of them just cheat on you.
Silent Bob in "Clerks"

Da Mayor:Always do da right thing.
Mookie:I got it.....I'm gone.
Do the Right Thing

Man, you catch a n___a off guard wit dis s__t.
Beaumont in "Jackie Brown"

Rypro 525

[Lana is the prostitute Joel has hired using an alias]
Lana: Are you ready for me... Ralph? rebecca de mornay in risky buisness

this is why superman works alone batman and robin (my all time pathetic quote)

i said call me boo boo kitty f**k bitch shannon elizabeth in jay and silent bob strike bacik

this must be uh, your daughter, i didnt get her name but hopefully my son did eugene levy in american pie 2

unleesh the furry tom green in road trip

its a big building with pacients in it but thats not important right now leslie neilson in airplane

neale

"I don't believe it."
"That...is why you failed."
--Luke Skywalker and Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back.

neale

"At my signal, unleash Hell."
Gladiator

BoatDrinks

Shouldn't you been credting those who wrote the lines instead of the actors saying them?

filmguy

What now? Well let me tell you what now. I'm gonna call a couple of pipe-hittin' nigg*s, who'll go to work on homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch.
Pulp Fiction

AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every mother*****er in the room. Accept no substitutes.
Jackie Brown

Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate, so we can buy sh*t we don't need.
Fight Club

You tell your boys they better kill me, Burt... They better go all the way with me. Becuase if they just bust me up... Put all those peices back together again, and so help me, so help me God, Burt... I'm going to come back here and I going to KILL you!
The Hustler

Keaton once said, "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze.
The Usual Suspects

Mother*****er is so cool, when he goes to bed, sheep count him.
Heist

dizmack

Ulysses McGill, Beaumont, Da Mayor, Mookie, Silent Bob, Yoda and Luke Skywalker are not actors, they're characters

oh, and the rest of the items in bold are called Movie Titles

Tommy_Harn

". . . Cause you lost my f%*#ing carpet cleaning van- and I don't like you you cock$%*#er!"
Made

"You broke my heart."
Godfather Part II

"Simmons is old! He should have been out of the game years ago, but he can't stay home because he hates his wife. You remember her from the company Christmas Party- she's the one who gets plastered and calls him a retard!"
Liar, Liar

"How many rooms do I have in this $#(^hole?"
Memento

"Cheeseburger. The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast!"
Pulp Fiction

"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!!!!"
Sexy Beast

fallow

The entire "choose life" speech, Trainspotting.

"Of course it was a dark. It was a suicide note."
Richie Tenenbaum, The Royal Tenenbaums

"Of course its a good idea - I came up with it!"
God, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"I saved Latin. What did you do?"
Schwarzmann's character (??), Rushmore

"Slide."
Penguin, Fight Club

DVDHO

Reservoir Dogs
"Why do I gota be Mr.Pink?"Because your a Pu$$y"

Fife

"No. Try not. Do or do not, there is no try."
-Yoda in Empire Strikes Back

"Glass? Glass?!? Who gives a **** about glass?!?"
-John McClane in Die Hard

"That boy sure is a runnin' fool!"
-Greenbow resident in Forrest Gump

"In this world, you must either be oh so smart, or oh so pleasant. I was smart for years-- I recommend pleasant."
-Elwood P. Dowd in Harvey

"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'."
-Red in Shawshank Redemption

"Really superb, Tracy..."
-Willie's dad in Beautiful Girls

"Get a hit Crash!"
"Shut up."
-Batboy and Crash Davis in Bull Durham

Fielding Mellish

"Theee-rrr-eeeeee she ii-iii-iii-ssss!"
-Ricardo Montalban, Star Trek II - The Wrath Of Khan.

"Take the cheese."
-Tim Matheson, Animal House

"I'm shocked. SHOCKED to find that gambling is going on in here!"
-Claude Rains, Casablanca

"Stop with the negative waves, Moriarty!"
-Donald Sutherland, Kelly's Heroes

"Oh, nooooowwwwoooooo!"
-Billy Crystal, Running Scared

Rypro 525

just to let you know, it was "im going to go midevil on your ass

movielib

Silly me. I thought that word was "medieval."

Butch Coolidge

"It's kosher. As Christmas."
Lock Stock

"Shotguns? What, like guns that fire shot?"
"Oh, you must be the brains of the operation. Yes, guns that fire shot."
Lock Stock

"Invitations?"
"Yeah invitations, you know a pretty white piece of paper with your name on it."
"Well we have got about a hundred thousand pretty pieces of paper with the Queen on it. Will that do?"
Lock Stock

"You must be Eddie, J.D.'s son."
"Yeah. You must be Harry. Sorry, didn't know your father."
"Never mind son, you just might meet him if you carry on like that."
Lock Stock

Big Quasimodo

Random one's that find their way into my everyday lingo:

"Having got this far, it seems a pity to waste it."
-The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

"What's this about a new way?"
Clockwork Orange

"I agree with Howard Johnson!"
Blazing Saddles

"Now let's you just drop them panties."
Deliverance

"Don't ****ing' condescend me, man. I'll ****in' kill ya, man."
True Romance

"I'll gi' ya a dolla, ya eat this collie."
Badlands

Enough....

dizmack

Good call! I think that's one of my all time favorites...

randy1320

(Adressing Congress) "Attention! Attention! We are looking for the chick with big boobs..."
Butt Head (Beavis & Butthead do America)

"Would ya just watch the hair. Ya know, I spend a long time on my hair and he hits it, he hits my hair."
Tony Manero (Saturday Night Fever)

"This job would be great if it wasn't for the f***in' customers"
Randal Graves (Clerks)

"We're gonna need a bigger boat."
Chief Martin Brody (Jaws)

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue."
Ichabod Crane (Sleepy Hollow)

"No, I am your father!"
Darth Vader (The Empire Strikes Back)

ToddSm66

"You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end... " ~~ Apocalypse Now


"In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock. " ~~ The Third Man



"What's this day of rest sh*t? What's this bullsh*t? I don't *****in' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the *****s in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I was gonna ***** you in the ass Saturday. I ***** you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!" ~~ The Big Lebowski



"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you." ~~Pulp Fiction



"I got it! I got it!"
"You do?"
"We'll work up a 'Number 6' on 'em."
"'Number 6'? I'm afraid I'm not familiar with that one..."
"Well, that's where we go a-ridin' into town, a whampin' and whompin' every livin' thing that moves within an inch of its life. Except the women folks, of course."
"You spare the women?"
"NAW! We rape the sh*t out of them at the Number 6 Dance later on!"
"Marvelous!" ~~ Blazing Saddles

ESUguy

"Well, my nuts are half-way up my ass, but other than that, I'm perfect" -- Weird Science

dizmack

Ooh, I forgot one:

And the people shall feed upon the lambs...and sloths....and carp...and orang-u-tan...and..........
Brother Maynard in MP's Quest for the Holy Grail

paratize

"...and breakfast cereals..."

Alvis

"You can't handle the truth!" Col. Jessup in A Few Good Men.


DAVID
You knew enough to tell Saavik that
how we face death is at least as
important as how we face life --

KIRK
It was just words.

DAVID
But good words. That's where ideas
begin. Maybe you should listen to
them.
Star Trek II The Wrath of Khan