Doc Moonlight

I was in a Target restroom yesterday and saw a sign that said the following:

"All employees must wash your hands before returning to work."

Well I waited for all of the employees to rush to the restroom to wash my hands, but they never showed up so I did it myself.

Cornfed

Rainman15

POWERBOMB

I guess they knew you were taking the rest of the day off that's why they didn't wash your hands.

TheMadMonk

So, is that implying that:

all employees must wash your hands before _they_ return to work

or:

all employees must wash your hands before _you_ return to work?

Either way, thanks for the laugh.