Favorite hip-hop lines and rhymes
11-13-01, 04:08 PM
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Favorite hip-hop lines and rhymes
I'd gotta say that three of my favorites are:
"My sh*t's tighter than five virgins in a Volkswagen" - Mad Skillz, Tip of the Tongue
and
"Rockin the house, the cradle, in the eighth grade/
coulda rocked the bells, but I was more comfortable in straight legs" - Thirstin Howl III, Brooklyn Hard Rock
and
"You thought your sh*t was fly, but the flight was delayed" - J-Live, Braggin' Writes
of course there's a zillion more, but those are the ones that come to my head.
"My sh*t's tighter than five virgins in a Volkswagen" - Mad Skillz, Tip of the Tongue
and
"Rockin the house, the cradle, in the eighth grade/
coulda rocked the bells, but I was more comfortable in straight legs" - Thirstin Howl III, Brooklyn Hard Rock
and
"You thought your sh*t was fly, but the flight was delayed" - J-Live, Braggin' Writes
of course there's a zillion more, but those are the ones that come to my head.
11-13-01, 04:19 PM
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"Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta" - Ghetto Boys
and
"If a punk tries to drop me,
I leave his body sloppy so they can't perform an autopsy.
I dig a hole for the b*tch,
And put all of his bits and pieces in the ditch.
Yo, you don't think your going under?
I got a bullet with your name, your address and your phone number.
Then I'll step to your grave and make a toast,
And start shooting at your mother fu**in ghost." - Kool G.
and
"If a punk tries to drop me,
I leave his body sloppy so they can't perform an autopsy.
I dig a hole for the b*tch,
And put all of his bits and pieces in the ditch.
Yo, you don't think your going under?
I got a bullet with your name, your address and your phone number.
Then I'll step to your grave and make a toast,
And start shooting at your mother fu**in ghost." - Kool G.
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11-13-01, 04:24 PM
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"When I met you last night Babayy, before you opened up your gap. I had respect for ya lady, but now I take it all back. Cause you gave me all your pussayy, and then you even licked my balls...." Snoop and Nate Dogg.
"I'll be phuckin your sister.." TQ
"I came in the door pimpin.." Dave Hollister
"I'll be phuckin your sister.." TQ
"I came in the door pimpin.." Dave Hollister
11-13-01, 04:35 PM
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Artist: Lil' Kim
Album: Hardcore
Song: Dreams
what the deal on that Prince cat? he be lookin kind of fruity but he can still eat the booty ....and what watch this rap bitch bust all
over ya nuts like...I made my Intro getting ****ed in the Pinto now
Im skin deep in da Lexus jeep...they'd be lickin blackberry molasses out my asses...I'm on fire gettin head by the
Harlem Boys Choir.
Album: Hardcore
Song: Dreams
what the deal on that Prince cat? he be lookin kind of fruity but he can still eat the booty ....and what watch this rap bitch bust all
over ya nuts like...I made my Intro getting ****ed in the Pinto now
Im skin deep in da Lexus jeep...they'd be lickin blackberry molasses out my asses...I'm on fire gettin head by the
Harlem Boys Choir.
11-13-01, 04:43 PM
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Ho Problems aint no problems
Dont hate the game cuz that aint gone solve em
*****'z fall in love but they just dont know
When you gonna learn to let a ho be a ho(my *****) JT Money
Dont hate the game cuz that aint gone solve em
*****'z fall in love but they just dont know
When you gonna learn to let a ho be a ho(my *****) JT Money
11-13-01, 04:48 PM
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Skills provide the shows also fright the foes
And when I step into a room pimps hide they hoes
"Is that really him?" "Yes that's his Highness
and for the last time stop lookin at his fine ass"
(Y'know!) Homosexuals, smirk, converse and say
"That ***** box is WORKIN girlfriend!"
You wanna talk about a fat phrase carrier
to billionaire white chick jump the race barrier?
You know a nice girl, but I didn't want a bit of her
Sayin, "I like your slang what's with the wife, get rid of her"
Son, Sony talkin Japanese
with mice like, "Whattup Rick? You can have my cheese kid"
I am such a heavy hitter
even chandalier jealous off the patch ice glitter (bling!)
Rappers walkin round, strappin fearsome, HERE SON
and remember your rap career's done.
Slick Rick
And when I step into a room pimps hide they hoes
"Is that really him?" "Yes that's his Highness
and for the last time stop lookin at his fine ass"
(Y'know!) Homosexuals, smirk, converse and say
"That ***** box is WORKIN girlfriend!"
You wanna talk about a fat phrase carrier
to billionaire white chick jump the race barrier?
You know a nice girl, but I didn't want a bit of her
Sayin, "I like your slang what's with the wife, get rid of her"
Son, Sony talkin Japanese
with mice like, "Whattup Rick? You can have my cheese kid"
I am such a heavy hitter
even chandalier jealous off the patch ice glitter (bling!)
Rappers walkin round, strappin fearsome, HERE SON
and remember your rap career's done.
Slick Rick
11-13-01, 04:57 PM
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[Bookie]
Ran into this ***** at the club one night, tryin' ta get my groove on. He bumped into me, got mad, and had the nerve ta tell me ta move on.
What?
***** you got me ****ed up. Who in the hell you think you is,
comin' up in the club, actin' all stupid and stuck up?
What, you thought I was gonna be a bitch ***** and bow down?
Give you a smile and look down?
***** you 'bout ta get took down
Who you lookin' for, the bouncers?
Just lookin' at you shakin' Makes me realize that you faker than any ***** that's scared ta take you.
Oh, you was lookin' for your homeboys ta help you. But when they saw my squad they got scared, claimin' they neva met you
So you get the **** on, regretin' that you tried me.
You thought you had some homeboys, but find out the niggas behind me.
So what's wit the ill face?
That I was weak without no balls, thinkin' Bookie was faked?
Sorry ta disappoint you.
So now you know.
The next time that you see me up in the club wit my back turned
And you behind me, neva ta try me.
[Outro: E-40]
And there you have it
One more end
E-fee-zy Fon-za-ree-zy A.K.A. Charlie Hustle
Smell it
Me and my ***** Bookie
Doin' our thug Fi-za-ma-jig up in this mutha****a
Unda smell me
19-99, 2000 on you hoe ass mutha****as
Hoe!
Ran into this ***** at the club one night, tryin' ta get my groove on. He bumped into me, got mad, and had the nerve ta tell me ta move on.
What?
***** you got me ****ed up. Who in the hell you think you is,
comin' up in the club, actin' all stupid and stuck up?
What, you thought I was gonna be a bitch ***** and bow down?
Give you a smile and look down?
***** you 'bout ta get took down
Who you lookin' for, the bouncers?
Just lookin' at you shakin' Makes me realize that you faker than any ***** that's scared ta take you.
Oh, you was lookin' for your homeboys ta help you. But when they saw my squad they got scared, claimin' they neva met you
So you get the **** on, regretin' that you tried me.
You thought you had some homeboys, but find out the niggas behind me.
So what's wit the ill face?
That I was weak without no balls, thinkin' Bookie was faked?
Sorry ta disappoint you.
So now you know.
The next time that you see me up in the club wit my back turned
And you behind me, neva ta try me.
[Outro: E-40]
And there you have it
One more end
E-fee-zy Fon-za-ree-zy A.K.A. Charlie Hustle
Smell it
Me and my ***** Bookie
Doin' our thug Fi-za-ma-jig up in this mutha****a
Unda smell me
19-99, 2000 on you hoe ass mutha****as
Hoe!
11-13-01, 05:25 PM
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"Mario Puzo said that I'm the don
W-W I'm the sh** dot com" - Chubb Rock, A Prince Among Thieves
"Well I have a new dance, that you all must learn
You may have seen the Pee-Wee Herman but it's had it's turn
Now this brand new dance, I know you not with it
You might break your neck, to really try to get it
If you seen the clumsy movie it was called The Jerk
You had to check out Steve Martin as he started to work
He was doin freaky moves with his feet and head
With his blue farmer suit and his big Pro-Keds
Now if you wanna learn it, it really takes time
That's why I'm here now tellin you this rhyme
And if you never seen it, then I'll be startin
My brand new funky dance, called the Steve Martin" - Parrish Smith, Strictly Business
"I remember Ninja Gaiden
Finished finally
With Ramone wouldn't answer the phone
This was before getting blown
I own the first Nintendo Power
With the maps of Zelda Help me conquer in an hour" - Del the Funky Homosapien, Both Sides of the Brain. Proto Culture is Del and Khaos Unique's love letter to video games, with extra mad props to Sega.
W-W I'm the sh** dot com" - Chubb Rock, A Prince Among Thieves
"Well I have a new dance, that you all must learn
You may have seen the Pee-Wee Herman but it's had it's turn
Now this brand new dance, I know you not with it
You might break your neck, to really try to get it
If you seen the clumsy movie it was called The Jerk
You had to check out Steve Martin as he started to work
He was doin freaky moves with his feet and head
With his blue farmer suit and his big Pro-Keds
Now if you wanna learn it, it really takes time
That's why I'm here now tellin you this rhyme
And if you never seen it, then I'll be startin
My brand new funky dance, called the Steve Martin" - Parrish Smith, Strictly Business
"I remember Ninja Gaiden
Finished finally
With Ramone wouldn't answer the phone
This was before getting blown
I own the first Nintendo Power
With the maps of Zelda Help me conquer in an hour" - Del the Funky Homosapien, Both Sides of the Brain. Proto Culture is Del and Khaos Unique's love letter to video games, with extra mad props to Sega.
11-13-01, 06:16 PM
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The Wu is too slammin for these Cold Killin labels
Some ain't had hits since I seen Aunt Mabel
Be doin artists in like Cain did Abel
Now they money's gettin stuck to the gum under the table
That's what ya get when ya misuse what I invent
Your empire falls and ya lose every cent
For tryin to blow up a scrub
Now that thought was just as bright as a 20-watt light bulb
Should of pumped it when I rocked it
Niggaz so stingy they got short arms and deep pockets
This goes on in some companies
With majors they're scared to death to pump these
First of all, who's your A&R
A mountain climber who plays an electric guitar
But he don't know the meaning of dope
When he's lookin for a suit and tie rap
that's cleaner than a bar of soap
And I'm the dirtiest thing in sight
Matter of fact bring out the girls and let's have a mud fight
--GZA w/Wu-Tang "Protect Ya Neck"
Some ain't had hits since I seen Aunt Mabel
Be doin artists in like Cain did Abel
Now they money's gettin stuck to the gum under the table
That's what ya get when ya misuse what I invent
Your empire falls and ya lose every cent
For tryin to blow up a scrub
Now that thought was just as bright as a 20-watt light bulb
Should of pumped it when I rocked it
Niggaz so stingy they got short arms and deep pockets
This goes on in some companies
With majors they're scared to death to pump these
First of all, who's your A&R
A mountain climber who plays an electric guitar
But he don't know the meaning of dope
When he's lookin for a suit and tie rap
that's cleaner than a bar of soap
And I'm the dirtiest thing in sight
Matter of fact bring out the girls and let's have a mud fight
--GZA w/Wu-Tang "Protect Ya Neck"
11-15-01, 11:00 AM
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50 Cent]
R.I.P B.I.G, R.I.P P-A-C, R.I.P niggas that wanna OD
Aiyyo the bottom line is I'ma crook with a deal
If my record don't sell I'ma rob and steal
You better recognize ***** I'm straight from the street
These industry niggaz startin to look like somethin to eat
I'll snatch Kim and tell Puff, "You wanna see her again?"
Get your ass down to the nearest ATM
I have dreams of ****in an R&B bitch
And I'll wake up early and bounce with all your ****
When I apply pressure,son it aint even funny
I'm about to stick Bobby for some of that Whitney money
Brian McKnight, I can get that ***** anytime
Have Keith sweatin starin down the barrel from my nine
Since these Harlem World niggaz seem to all be fam
I put the gun to Cardan tell him, "Tell your man
Mason Betha, haha, come up of that watch now
I mean right now"
The only excuse for being broke is bein in jail
An entertainer can't make bail if he broke as hell
I'd rob ODB but that'd be a waste of time
Probably have to clap him run and toss the nine
I'd follow Fox in the drop for four blocks
Plottin to juice her for that rock Kurupt copped
What Jigga just sold like 4 milli, got something to live for
Don't want no ***** puttin four thru that Bentley Coupe door
I'll man handle Mariah like "Bitch get on the ground"
You ain't with Tommy no more who gonna protect you now?
I been skeamin on Tone and Poke since they found me
Steve know not to wear that platinum **** around me
I'm a klepto nah for real son I'm sick
I'm bout to stick Slick Rick for all that old school ****
Right now I'm bent and when I get like this I don't think
About to make Stevie J take off that tight ass mink
I'll rob Pun without a gun snatch his piece then run
This ***** weigh 400 pounds, how he gon catch me son?
[Madd Rapper](Chorus) 2x
This aint serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50 Cent how it feel to rob and industry *****?
[50 Cents]
Ill catch P and Silk The Shocker right after the Grammies
And Will Smith and Jada ass down in Miami
Run up on Timberland and Missy w/the pound
Like you gimme the cash and u put the hot dog down
I figured it out
Been robbin Joe before that's why his ass
don't wanna be a playa no more
Mad at you I'm robbin J.D., **** YOU!! PAY ME!!
Had Da Brat with em, shoulda had his gat with him
DMX wanna get down well you tell homey
I'm on that Treach ****, I do my +Dirt All By My Lonely+
I should rob Clue man his **** did well
I wanna stick TQ but his **** ain't sell
I hit the studios take **** and leave
Catch Rae Ghost and RZA for them funny ass rings
Tell Sticky gimme the cash before I empty three
Ill beat your ass like that white boy on MTV
Cannibus wanna battle while I'm stickin them up
***** get capped coroners pickin em up
Heavy tried to hide his ****, ***** try to stall ya
He said "Why you robbin me I got _Nuttin But Love_ for ya!"
Caught Juvenile for his Cash Money piece
Told him I want it all he said, "Even my gold teeth?"
I caught Blackstreet on a back street in a black jeep
One at a time get out and take off your shine
Did you ever think that you would be this rich?
Did you ever think that you would have these hits?
Did you ever think that I'd flash the nine?
And walk off with your **** like it's mine?
I'ma keep stickin niggas until I'm livid
I'll rob Boys II Men like I'm Michael Bivins
Catch Tyson for half that cash like Robyn Givens
I'm hungry for real im bout to stick Mister C
That ***** still eatin off Big's first LP
I had Busta and the whole Flipmode on the floor
He asked me if I had enuff I told him "Gimme Some More"
Is you feelin this? Then wait for the sequel
I gotta get Kirk Franklin for robbin Gods People
[Madd Rapper]
(chorus)
For real yo you know what I'm sayin?
Niggas got to get stuck up that's just how it goes down
It don't matter if you an industry ***** or a regular *****
It don't matter, if you got it and I need it I want it
50 Cents ain't ****in around
Track Masters ain't ****in around
Crazy Cat ain't ****in around
The Madd Rapper aint ****in around
So watch your backs, watch your pocket book, watch your pockets
Watch everybody on the train, watch everybody on the bus
Cause we gonna get you whether you like it or not
R.I.P B.I.G, R.I.P P-A-C, R.I.P niggas that wanna OD
Aiyyo the bottom line is I'ma crook with a deal
If my record don't sell I'ma rob and steal
You better recognize ***** I'm straight from the street
These industry niggaz startin to look like somethin to eat
I'll snatch Kim and tell Puff, "You wanna see her again?"
Get your ass down to the nearest ATM
I have dreams of ****in an R&B bitch
And I'll wake up early and bounce with all your ****
When I apply pressure,son it aint even funny
I'm about to stick Bobby for some of that Whitney money
Brian McKnight, I can get that ***** anytime
Have Keith sweatin starin down the barrel from my nine
Since these Harlem World niggaz seem to all be fam
I put the gun to Cardan tell him, "Tell your man
Mason Betha, haha, come up of that watch now
I mean right now"
The only excuse for being broke is bein in jail
An entertainer can't make bail if he broke as hell
I'd rob ODB but that'd be a waste of time
Probably have to clap him run and toss the nine
I'd follow Fox in the drop for four blocks
Plottin to juice her for that rock Kurupt copped
What Jigga just sold like 4 milli, got something to live for
Don't want no ***** puttin four thru that Bentley Coupe door
I'll man handle Mariah like "Bitch get on the ground"
You ain't with Tommy no more who gonna protect you now?
I been skeamin on Tone and Poke since they found me
Steve know not to wear that platinum **** around me
I'm a klepto nah for real son I'm sick
I'm bout to stick Slick Rick for all that old school ****
Right now I'm bent and when I get like this I don't think
About to make Stevie J take off that tight ass mink
I'll rob Pun without a gun snatch his piece then run
This ***** weigh 400 pounds, how he gon catch me son?
[Madd Rapper](Chorus) 2x
This aint serious
Being broke can make you delirious
So we rob and steal so our ones can be bigger
50 Cent how it feel to rob and industry *****?
[50 Cents]
Ill catch P and Silk The Shocker right after the Grammies
And Will Smith and Jada ass down in Miami
Run up on Timberland and Missy w/the pound
Like you gimme the cash and u put the hot dog down
I figured it out
Been robbin Joe before that's why his ass
don't wanna be a playa no more
Mad at you I'm robbin J.D., **** YOU!! PAY ME!!
Had Da Brat with em, shoulda had his gat with him
DMX wanna get down well you tell homey
I'm on that Treach ****, I do my +Dirt All By My Lonely+
I should rob Clue man his **** did well
I wanna stick TQ but his **** ain't sell
I hit the studios take **** and leave
Catch Rae Ghost and RZA for them funny ass rings
Tell Sticky gimme the cash before I empty three
Ill beat your ass like that white boy on MTV
Cannibus wanna battle while I'm stickin them up
***** get capped coroners pickin em up
Heavy tried to hide his ****, ***** try to stall ya
He said "Why you robbin me I got _Nuttin But Love_ for ya!"
Caught Juvenile for his Cash Money piece
Told him I want it all he said, "Even my gold teeth?"
I caught Blackstreet on a back street in a black jeep
One at a time get out and take off your shine
Did you ever think that you would be this rich?
Did you ever think that you would have these hits?
Did you ever think that I'd flash the nine?
And walk off with your **** like it's mine?
I'ma keep stickin niggas until I'm livid
I'll rob Boys II Men like I'm Michael Bivins
Catch Tyson for half that cash like Robyn Givens
I'm hungry for real im bout to stick Mister C
That ***** still eatin off Big's first LP
I had Busta and the whole Flipmode on the floor
He asked me if I had enuff I told him "Gimme Some More"
Is you feelin this? Then wait for the sequel
I gotta get Kirk Franklin for robbin Gods People
[Madd Rapper]
(chorus)
For real yo you know what I'm sayin?
Niggas got to get stuck up that's just how it goes down
It don't matter if you an industry ***** or a regular *****
It don't matter, if you got it and I need it I want it
50 Cents ain't ****in around
Track Masters ain't ****in around
Crazy Cat ain't ****in around
The Madd Rapper aint ****in around
So watch your backs, watch your pocket book, watch your pockets
Watch everybody on the train, watch everybody on the bus
Cause we gonna get you whether you like it or not
11-15-01, 01:24 PM
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"Columbus destroyed more indians than hitler killed jews but on his birthday you get sales on shoes"
"Men never died for flags they died for politicians ---the shadiest breed of the mental magicians"
The Goats
Tricks of The Shade
"Men never died for flags they died for politicians ---the shadiest breed of the mental magicians"
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Tricks of The Shade
11-15-01, 02:00 PM
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The BEST of all time:
Landed in Japan with intent to kill
Knew I wasnt jokin by the look on my grille
Took a look at the picture of the man that I was after
A 5 foot 10 black belt karate master
Knew where to find him, knew where he would be
I looked up and sure enough Mr Chen found me
I looked him in the eye with a stare so cold
I said I came to avenge for the rhymes you stole
Now you must die becuase that is my mission
He flipped back, got into a fighting position.
The tiger style the **** was wild, he threw his hands in the air and started to smile.
I said you can smile now but you wont for long
Cause sucka you'll be sorry that you stole my song
He said choose your style (something) I said what?
Pulled out my kinfe, tried to shuve it in his gut
It didnt even cut, I filiped I started buggin
Pulled out the handgun, shot a slug in his chest
He said Buddah, blessed, and stood proud
I shot the bullet Mr Chen just bowed
So I shot him again, and you wouldnt belive
Mr Chen caught the bullet in his 2 front teeth, Yo
He kicked me on the floor just like I was a child
I got fed up I cought him Flatbush style
Stood to my feet, put my hands to my side
Shaked him, then I faked him, then I caught him in the eye
He started stumblin, So I started whilen,
He triped, busted his lip, I started smilin
Knew he was defeted but I wasnt done yet
So I shot him with the shotty then I jetted in the jet.
Special Ed The Mission
(Why is it so hard to type this stuff, even though I know it off by heart!?!)
Landed in Japan with intent to kill
Knew I wasnt jokin by the look on my grille
Took a look at the picture of the man that I was after
A 5 foot 10 black belt karate master
Knew where to find him, knew where he would be
I looked up and sure enough Mr Chen found me
I looked him in the eye with a stare so cold
I said I came to avenge for the rhymes you stole
Now you must die becuase that is my mission
He flipped back, got into a fighting position.
The tiger style the **** was wild, he threw his hands in the air and started to smile.
I said you can smile now but you wont for long
Cause sucka you'll be sorry that you stole my song
He said choose your style (something) I said what?
Pulled out my kinfe, tried to shuve it in his gut
It didnt even cut, I filiped I started buggin
Pulled out the handgun, shot a slug in his chest
He said Buddah, blessed, and stood proud
I shot the bullet Mr Chen just bowed
So I shot him again, and you wouldnt belive
Mr Chen caught the bullet in his 2 front teeth, Yo
He kicked me on the floor just like I was a child
I got fed up I cought him Flatbush style
Stood to my feet, put my hands to my side
Shaked him, then I faked him, then I caught him in the eye
He started stumblin, So I started whilen,
He triped, busted his lip, I started smilin
Knew he was defeted but I wasnt done yet
So I shot him with the shotty then I jetted in the jet.
Special Ed The Mission
(Why is it so hard to type this stuff, even though I know it off by heart!?!)
