ROFL!!! Jokes thread!! (Mature?)
07-21-01, 12:56 AM
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ROFL!!! Jokes thread!! (Mature?)
What do you get when you combine the news and a paper??
Why don't airlines allow dogs to fly on their planes??
What is black and white?
Who was the most feared of all pirates?
How many aliens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
What's pink and panther shaped?
If you want anymore, I'd be very glad to post em!
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Why don't airlines allow dogs to fly on their planes??
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What is black and white?
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Who was the most feared of all pirates?
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How many aliens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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What's pink and panther shaped?
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If you want anymore, I'd be very glad to post em!
07-21-01, 01:13 AM
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LOL! Those jokes are great. I can't wait to tell all my friends! I especially like the Aliens one. Totally classic.
Actually, the funniest part is your (mature?) tag. I'm hysterical over here.
Actually, the funniest part is your (mature?) tag. I'm hysterical over here.
07-21-01, 01:23 AM
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Originally posted by vaporware
I can honestly say that those are the worst jokes i've ever read. That's really bad considering i'm drunk right now.
I can honestly say that those are the worst jokes i've ever read. That's really bad considering i'm drunk right now.
Did you get those off a bubble gum wrapper?
07-21-01, 02:58 AM
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Who was the most feared of all pirates....
Blackbeard.... .... .... ..... ....
Yeah, then what!?!?!
... This reminds me of a Cosby episode.
Krusty the Clown: "Well Kent, i've found its not dirty words that get the biggest laugh, its words that SOUND dirty... like muckluck.... you like that, muckluck"
Blackbeard.... .... .... ..... ....
Yeah, then what!?!?!
... This reminds me of a Cosby episode.
Krusty the Clown: "Well Kent, i've found its not dirty words that get the biggest laugh, its words that SOUND dirty... like muckluck.... you like that, muckluck"
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07-21-01, 06:41 AM
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What's black, white, and red and can't walk through a door?
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07-21-01, 04:08 PM
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What I don't get is how he could come up with such great material, and is not yet swimming through his riches (no doubt earned from his stand-up job) as if he were Scrooge McDuck. I hope you're smart enough to NOT put a big dollar sign on your money bin, like Scrooge did. What a fool. That's just an invitation to ALL the burglers in town, INCLUDING the Beagle Boys, to just steal all of your riches.
07-21-01, 07:01 PM
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Originally posted by JustinS
What's black, white, and red and can't walk through a door?
What's black, white, and red and can't walk through a door?
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What's red, white, and silver and goes tink... tink?
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07-21-01, 08:45 PM
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07-22-01, 12:37 AM
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Originally posted by JustinS
What's black, white, and red and can't walk through a door?
What's black, white, and red and can't walk through a door?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.........you just made me go to the restroom prematurely.
07-22-01, 09:27 AM
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Amateurs. If you want bad jokes, these are bad jokes!!!
How do you make a hot dog stand?
How do you make an egg laugh?
How do you prevent a Summer cold?
How does a pig go to hospital?
If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
What bird can lift the most?
What bone will a dog never eat?
How do you make a hot dog stand?
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?
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What bird can lift the most?
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What bone will a dog never eat?
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07-23-01, 12:17 AM
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Originally posted by JustinS
What's black, white, and red and can't walk through a door?
What's black, white, and red and can't walk through a door?
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BSPY