Bulletstorm - Even bros find the dialog bad. Bonus thread: Dick as a substitute word
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
I know I personally don't take much stock in whatever Arthur Gies says about anything....so...I'd be looking for 2nd opinions.
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
Interesting at the 8.0 IGN gave it even though they mentioned it had a lack of Competitive Multiplayer.
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
has anyone here (aside from the couple that posted) actually got it today and played for a bit and can give thoughts on experience thus far?
i myself have not played it yet and won't tonight.
i myself have not played it yet and won't tonight.
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
I rented it from Family Video this morning. Not really liking the demo and hearing early reports it was short I decided to rent it. I'm so glad I did...because I'm really enjoying it. I've played it about 3 hours and must say I have had a blast so far. I can't vouch for the length yet but the gameplay has been so much more fun than I would have thought from playing the demo. It kinda reminds me of Gears in a way with some different gameplay elements thrown in. BTW, i'm playing on normal and it seems pretty easy so far.
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
Well count me in the group that does NOT like it so far. I am about an hour in and I am not enjoying the game....
Hit detection seems off a bit...
Enemy bullets go through cover, even 6 feet deep cover, and even though it shows no damage to that cover, you can see the bullets go through rock/steel and hit you....
The skill shots, even though I have only done about 20 of them...are already getting old...
It is not as funny as it thinks it is...
Graphics are a mixed bag. Some of the stuff looks good..but some of the texture work up close, especially the ship early on is crap. It also suffers from a layer of fog that makes a lot of the game look washed out...
I am only 1/5th the way in, but I say skip it...rent it...or buy it under 20 bucks.
Hit detection seems off a bit...
Enemy bullets go through cover, even 6 feet deep cover, and even though it shows no damage to that cover, you can see the bullets go through rock/steel and hit you....
The skill shots, even though I have only done about 20 of them...are already getting old...
It is not as funny as it thinks it is...
Graphics are a mixed bag. Some of the stuff looks good..but some of the texture work up close, especially the ship early on is crap. It also suffers from a layer of fog that makes a lot of the game look washed out...
I am only 1/5th the way in, but I say skip it...rent it...or buy it under 20 bucks.
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
FYI, amazon still has the $20 credit going on.
It doesn't say the game is the epic edition, but there's no way it isn't. It's release day/first pressing.
It doesn't say the game is the epic edition, but there's no way it isn't. It's release day/first pressing.
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
And its now 58.99 [xbox]. If you paid 'full price' make sure to keep an eye on it and utilize the POPG [hey, a buck's a buck.]
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
Picked it up tonight. Got in on the Gears of War Triple Pack deal ($10) at Target for picking up Bulletstorm.
Would have picked it up at Best Buy, but the closest one to me is a bit farther than the local Target.
Would have picked it up at Best Buy, but the closest one to me is a bit farther than the local Target.
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
I tried to rent it Tuesday afternoon. However, the video store I went to had issues scanning it into their system and renting it out, so they had it behind the counter. They tried scanning it for me, but no such luck.
I'll call them tomorrow and see if it's resolved. I'm looking forward to playing it.
I'll call them tomorrow and see if it's resolved. I'm looking forward to playing it.
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
Joystiq gives it a 4.5/5 in their review and claim it's a 12 hour game, which is a HUGE discrepancy from the 5 1/2 hour play time that IGN reported. Not sure what to make of that...
Started playing around 7pm and at 3am, I'm on Act 6 of 7. So my 8 hours invested thus far is still longer than what IGN put down.
Haven't been trying to do a Speed Run or anything. There are a couple of Achievements that I have been taking the time to search out for as well.
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
Game Spot lists six hours in their review.
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
Multiplayer is interesting in this. Sure, it's the usual "horde" mode, but advancement is based not just on survival, but on your final score.
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
I played a couple hours last night, on act 2 part 2, and even though I was among the first detractors of the game, I'm enjoying it. I think that even without the bromance, and plethora of dick mentions that this would stand on its own as something that might be fun. Sadly, I can't get past the sophomoric humor.
Assmaggot, i'll shoot the dicks of you, scared the dick off me. I mean seriously, did they hire some intern to be 'edgy' and write this drivel?
Assmaggot, i'll shoot the dicks of you, scared the dick off me. I mean seriously, did they hire some intern to be 'edgy' and write this drivel?
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
I went and did something a little dumb : I bought the PC version. I did it because I got it for less than $28 from an English site. In one way, it should be okay because according to IGN it looks considerably better on the PC and I just added a second graphics card to my gaming rig. But the problem I didn't hink about was that a Friends leaderboard is kinda useless without any friends and that makes the Echo mode useless as well. Anyone else grab a PC version? Can I be your Friend? (Actually, I don't even know how to 'friend' someone on a PC outside of Steam. Anyway, I'll be getting this on Friday, because that's when it releases in the UK.
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
I'm not expecting some in depth storyline like ME or even along Bioshock. This is a simple over-the-top, skillpoint base total mayhem shooter. Some games are meant to have long straight storyline or made for a open sandbox type of play like Red Dead or Red faction. No different than some for single only while others the MP element. Cannot wait to do the "Anarchy Mode" with some on my friends list.
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
I went and did something a little dumb : I bought the PC version. I did it because I got it for less than $28 from an English site. In one way, it should be okay because according to IGN it looks considerably better on the PC and I just added a second graphics card to my gaming rig. But the problem I didn't hink about was that a Friends leaderboard is kinda useless without any friends and that makes the Echo mode useless as well. Anyone else grab a PC version? Can I be your Friend? (Actually, I don't even know how to 'friend' someone on a PC outside of Steam. Anyway, I'll be getting this on Friday, because that's when it releases in the UK.
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
Although can we talk about how fucking retarded it is to have Wolverine or whatever his name is respond so questionably to the chick saying she'd "kill your dicks". He was all "Kill our dicks?! What does that even mean?!" Um...fucking idiot, you've been saying all kinds of stupid shit heretofore, and most of it included dick references. Terrible.
A lot about the game seemed off to me while I was playing it last night, yet I found this morning I was really looking forward to getting back into it, so something must be there. Not sure the lasting appeal for me though. As for now, I'm glad I didn't purchase it.
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
Checked over at Teamxbox to see the feeback and some post more review scores...
Eurogamer....9/10
Gamesradar...10
Gamestrailers...8.6
Eurogamer....9/10
Gamesradar...10
Gamestrailers...8.6
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
I'm assuming Gamesradar gave it a 10 because it's a game full of people that talk like them.
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
So what are everyone's Rape tallies currently at?
I won't get the game until today or tomorrow, so I'm going to have to play catch up (rape up?).
I won't get the game until today or tomorrow, so I'm going to have to play catch up (rape up?).
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Re: Bulletstorm - (Epic Games/People Can Fly - 360/PS3/PC) It'll scare the dick off y
I tried to rape a mini-boss, but for some reason after kicking him in the ass I couldn't shoot him in the ass fast enough. So I just took his head off with force.
No real life rapes yet either, suck it Fox.
No real life rapes yet either, suck it Fox.
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