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Old 03-02-01, 12:47 PM
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It was better than Cats ... I'm going to see it again and again.
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Strategery!
Old 03-03-01, 01:07 PM
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"I live in a van down by the river."
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"Would you like to see my balls now?"
Old 03-03-01, 04:48 PM
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I drive...I drive....I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS
Old 03-03-01, 06:29 PM
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Wayne's World! Party Time! Excellent, Woo ooo wooo!
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I'm just wondering, did anyone catch the few times that Norm cussed on the weekend update, which they edited on the reruns?
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I only noticed Norm's foul language once - he said, "What the fnck was that?" ... didn't catch it in the rerun, but showed my roommate like 20 times on tape when it happened.

So one more quote in the Dodge Stratus line ... "I hate you ... both!"
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also from Dodge Stratus sketch...

"Did you pick up my laundry?"

"They said it wouldn't be ready until Wednesday."

"...I wish you weren't a liar."
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"look at that radio knob...man, that thing's HUGE!"

"good one Tiny Elvis"
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"Don't get me started"
Old 03-04-01, 08:21 PM
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Jon Lovitz as Harvey Fierstein:
"I just wanna be loved! Izzat so wrong...?!?

Eddie Murphy as Tyrone Greene (Cellblock poet):
IMAGES
<small>(by Tyrone Greene)</small>
"Hot and sweaty on a summa night
'Kill mah landlord'
'Kill mah landlord'
Watchdog barkin' - 'Do he bite?'
'Kill mah landlord'
'Kill mah landlord'
Break inta his windah and break his neck,
`Den his house I start to wreck
Got no reason... WHUT DA HECK!
'Kill mah landlord'
'Kill mah landlord'
C-I-L-L mah landlord"


Paraphrasing Rob Schneider's Richard, the copyroom guy:
"... RaMMaR, makin' copies. The RaM Man, RaM-bo, the RaMbiks Cube, the RaM-miester, RaMMelstiltskin, RaMaLamaDingDong, RaM Solo, RaM...."
Old 03-06-01, 08:48 AM
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"You like-a the juice, eh?"
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cheesburga ... cheeseburga
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can you tell a babbling brook, hey you! stop babbling!
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Drat someone beat me to the cheeburger one...

Couple of Steve Martin classics:

"We are two wild and crazy guys"
The King Tut song

Another classic:

The LAND SHARK skit.
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"He's asked us to say, he's straight and not gay ..."

"What the frick? Why does everyone think I'm the **** gay?"

Sorry for the common thread there.
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Fred Garvin... Male Prostitute!
Old 03-17-01, 04:54 PM
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Ditka...Polish Sausage...Ditka...Da Bulls
Old 03-18-01, 09:14 AM
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What show was this skit on?

The Home Shopping Network spoof. That was the funniest shiz I've ever seen.
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"Hear me now, and believe me later!"
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"Hey who do we have here, Dad? Is that Bill Shakespeare over there?"
"Actually we're encouraging Billy's writing..."
"Well, La-dee-FRICKIN-da!"
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"Boo-hoo. You had me and you lost me"

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All-time favorite SNL moment:

"Fianlly. Streisand: Like butta"
"Butta"
"Like a big stick of butta"
"Hey girls, with all this talk about food I'm getting hungry."

A great line and worth it every time in reruns to see Madonna's and Mike Myer's stunned reactions.
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Bass-o-matic. Blend your bass just the way you like it. Wow! That's great bass!
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"Soylent Green is made out of people! It's people!"

"Kids! Get off the shed! KIDS!!!! GET OFF THE SHED!!"
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"You vont to touch my Monkey?"
"TOUCH IT!!!"

Mike Myers as Dieter on "Sprockets"

Just about anything that came out of Chris Farley's mouth is like a classic.

A good site with video clips of favorite scenes is here
http://snl.jt.org/video-cat.phtml?cat=-sketch-
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I can never remember this whole thing...

Hartman IS Heston!!

"I had the great fortune to work with Bill Cosby in an all nude production of (?). He said he had a lot of respect for me and my roles. I told him I wished I could say the same, but I saw "Leonard Part 6"; he was constantly mugging through the whole thing. I told him, Bill take it down a notch, this is film."

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