Why didn't Uncle Phil pick up Will from the airport? - Page 3

Fielding Mellish · 01-06-06, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by lotsofdvds

I remember the year I went there was some sort of scheduling conflict with the Blossom convention that was supposed to follow ours.

I stopped going to those after Ted Wass started charging $18 for autographs.

It's become such a business now, when it used to be just about the fans.

rabbit77 · 01-06-06, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by digidoh

He rhymed "name out" with "came out".

You can say he even went one word further and rhymed "I came out" with "my name out."

I wonder if the limo driver got fired for not picking him up. Is that in the extended version of the song?

lotsofdvds · 01-06-06, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Fielding Mellish

I stopped going to those after Ted Wass started charging $18 for autographs.

It's become such a business now, when it used to be just about the fans.

Ted Wass. That bastard. He signed my Sheena photo "Officer Clifton Sleigh".

rabbit77 · 01-06-06, 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Count Dooku

OR

A lost verse from Uncle Phil:

"Now, this is the story of about how my wife got flipped turned lighter brown."

mullivan · 01-06-06, 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by rabbit77

"Now, this is the story of about how my wife got flipped turned lighter brown."

"And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the husband of a wife with changing hair."

ryuryu2949 · 01-06-06, 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by mullivan

"And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there I'll tell you how I became the husband of a wife with changing hair."

I whistled for a doctor and when he came near, his license said "surgeon" and he had a knife by his ear. If anything I could say this doc was rare, but I thought 'nah forget it,' but don't forget to cut her hair.

ryuryu2949 · 01-06-06, 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by ryuryu2949

I whistled for a doctor and when he came near, his license said "surgeon" and he had a knife by his ear. If anything I could say this doc was rare, but I thought 'nah forget it,' but don't forget to cut her hair.

I pulled up to Vivian about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the ho, 'yo bitch you look great'
Looked at my wife, she was finally there
So then I sat on the face of my wife with changing hair.

GuessWho · 01-06-06, 12:46 PM

I'm gonna wet my pants

boogieman03 · 01-06-06, 12:56 PM

bralph · 01-06-06, 12:57 PM

Man, this is like an all Groucho thread, because I can't tell who's kidding and who isn't....

whaaat · 01-06-06, 01:10 PM

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Originally Posted by ryuryu2949

So then I sat on the face of my wife with changing hair.

11/5

BenboC · 01-06-06, 02:20 PM

I think we should make this thread a sticky.

SonOfAStu · 01-06-06, 02:22 PM

I'm ashamed that I acutally did a google search for "Fresh Prince Convention" before I was sure you guys were full of shit.

ryuryu2949 · 01-06-06, 03:58 PM

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Originally Posted by SonOfAStu

I'm ashamed that I acutally did a google search for "Fresh Prince Convention" before I was sure you guys were full of shit.

Perhaps, but I can assure you that the Blossom convention is real.

(BTW, my favorite episode is the one where Blossom has her period and her Dad doesn't know what to do about it. Oh wait--that was every episode.)

EDIT: Jenna von Oy makes my pee-pee go "vroom vroom"

Count Dooku · 01-07-06, 06:04 AM

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Jenna von Oy makes my pee-pee go "vroom vroom"

Aaaaand... so now we get a picture
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cornflakeguy · 01-07-06, 09:58 PM

Talk about a "Straight Six"

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worrywort · 01-08-06, 01:38 AM

Next you'll be telling me about the "Hangin' with Mr. Cooper" Convo

ShallowHal · 01-08-06, 04:13 AM

Because it wasn't in the script. The same reason why the inmates are helping Scofield escape, it's in the script. It's called a plot hole.

j123vt_99 · 01-08-06, 12:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Count Dooku

Aaaaand... so now we get a picture
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Looks airbrushed.. She's always been cute, but she also has always been a bit thick

RUSF18 · 01-08-06, 06:21 PM

This is the greatest thread ever, just for the fact that it went from "random stupid (and yet great) question that couldn't be answered" to "holy shit there actually is an answer" to "holy shit there's a FP of BA convention?" to "fantastic parodies of the theme song."

Well done.

teamwinfan · 01-09-06, 09:56 AM

This thread was both hilarious and informative! My meager contribution..

http://uncleshredder.ytmnd.com/

mullivan · 01-09-06, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ryuryu2949

EDIT: Jenna von Oy makes my pee-pee go "vroom vroom"

Not bad, but she's got nothing on Tatyana Ali:

DRG · 01-09-06, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by j123vt_99

Looks airbrushed.. She's always been cute, but she also has always been a bit thick

She doesn't look too bad in this pic:

It has to be somewhat recent, as it's from a promo pic from a UPN show that aired from 1999-2004. Of course, it may be airbrushed as well.

Goldberg74 · 01-09-06, 01:28 PM

I vote this thread for "Wildest Tangent Thread of the Year."

GoldenJCJ · 01-09-06, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sonny Corinthos

Where does Jazz come into play? Did Will meet him in Bel-Air or is he a friend from Philly? I never understood how the two met on the show.

In the opening Credits we see Jazz playing Basketball with Will in Philly.

However, he doesn't seem like that great of a friend considering he disappears when Will got jumped by four other dudes.

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