Fictional films in The Simpsons
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Fictional films in The Simpsons
American Boneheads: A Day in the Life of Springfield Elementary (documentary)
Beach Blanket Beethoven (1960s beach movie starring Frankie Avalon)
Blacula Meets Black Dracula
Blood on the Blackboard: The Bart Simpson Story (TV movie)
The Bloodening
Boobarella (R-rated)
Broadcast Nudes (pornographic)
The Christmas That Almost Wasn't But Then Was
Colonel Dracula Joins the Navy
Cosmic Wars (spoof of Star Wars)
Craving Molly, Alaska ("Home Away from Homer" episode)
Crocodile Done Me (pornographic)
Das Butt (pornographic)
Death Wish IX
Diet Coke: The Movie
Do You Want Lies With That? (Krusty Burger documentary)
Dr. Screwlittle (pornographic)
Dr. Strangepants (pornographic)
Eating Nemo
Editor-in-Chimp
Ernest Cuts the Cheese
Ernest Goes Somewhere Cheap
Ernest Needs a Kidney
Ernest vs. The Pope
The Erotic Awakening of S (pornographic)
The Fashion of the Christ
Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Board of Education
From Justin to Kelly 4
Ghost Frat
Gorilla the Conqueror (black and white)
Hail to the Chimp
Help, My Son Is a Nerd (starring Rainer Wolfcastle)
Homer S: Portrait of an Ass Grabber (TV movie)
Honey, I Hit a School Bus
Honk If You're Horny
Hot Grits A Flyin'
I'll Do Anyone (pornographic)
I'll Fry Your Face III
Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
Kosovo Autumn (in Albanian, with English subtitles)
The Krusty the Clown Story (TV movie)
Look Who's Oinking
A Matrix Christmas
Oppenheimer's Elevator ("Home Away from Homer" episode)
The Pianist Goes Hawaiian
The Planet From Outer Space
The Poke of Zorro
President Air Bud: Tail to the Chief
Private Surfboard (1960s beach movie starring Frankie Avalon)
Radioactive Man: The Movie
The Re-Deadening
Return to Ape Valley
Rip Roarin' Reverend
School of Hard Knockers
Sing Monkey, Sing
The Smell in Room 19
Space Mutants
Space Mutants II
Space Mutants III
Space Mutants IV: The Trilogy Continues
Space Mutants V: The Land Down Under (actually that sounds interesting!)
Space Mutants VI
Space Mutants VII
Sperms of Endearment (pornographic)
Star Trek XII: So Very Tired
The Stockholm Affair
Tame the Mighty Hudson (1940s film starring Ray Milland)
Tango de La Muerte
Teenage Sex Wager
Too Many Grandmas
Two for Tunisia (colorized)
The Unwatchable Hulk
The Wild Dingleberries
You're in the Matrix, Charlie Brown
Happy Little Elves series
The Return of the Happy Little Elves
The Happy Little Elves Meet the Curious Bear Cub
The Happy Little Elves in Tinkly-Winkly Town
The Happy Little Elves Meet Fuzzy Snuggleduck
McBain series
McBain
McBain: Let's Get Silly
McBain IV: Fatal Discharge
McBain V: You Have the Right to Remain DEAD!
Beach Blanket Beethoven (1960s beach movie starring Frankie Avalon)
Blacula Meets Black Dracula
Blood on the Blackboard: The Bart Simpson Story (TV movie)
The Bloodening
Boobarella (R-rated)
Broadcast Nudes (pornographic)
The Christmas That Almost Wasn't But Then Was
Colonel Dracula Joins the Navy
Cosmic Wars (spoof of Star Wars)
Craving Molly, Alaska ("Home Away from Homer" episode)
Crocodile Done Me (pornographic)
Das Butt (pornographic)
Death Wish IX
Diet Coke: The Movie
Do You Want Lies With That? (Krusty Burger documentary)
Dr. Screwlittle (pornographic)
Dr. Strangepants (pornographic)
Eating Nemo
Editor-in-Chimp
Ernest Cuts the Cheese
Ernest Goes Somewhere Cheap
Ernest Needs a Kidney
Ernest vs. The Pope
The Erotic Awakening of S (pornographic)
The Fashion of the Christ
Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Board of Education
From Justin to Kelly 4
Ghost Frat
Gorilla the Conqueror (black and white)
Hail to the Chimp
Help, My Son Is a Nerd (starring Rainer Wolfcastle)
Homer S: Portrait of an Ass Grabber (TV movie)
Honey, I Hit a School Bus
Honk If You're Horny
Hot Grits A Flyin'
I'll Do Anyone (pornographic)
I'll Fry Your Face III
Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
Kosovo Autumn (in Albanian, with English subtitles)
The Krusty the Clown Story (TV movie)
Look Who's Oinking
A Matrix Christmas
Oppenheimer's Elevator ("Home Away from Homer" episode)
The Pianist Goes Hawaiian
The Planet From Outer Space
The Poke of Zorro
President Air Bud: Tail to the Chief
Private Surfboard (1960s beach movie starring Frankie Avalon)
Radioactive Man: The Movie
The Re-Deadening
Return to Ape Valley
Rip Roarin' Reverend
School of Hard Knockers
Sing Monkey, Sing
The Smell in Room 19
Space Mutants
Space Mutants II
Space Mutants III
Space Mutants IV: The Trilogy Continues
Space Mutants V: The Land Down Under (actually that sounds interesting!)
Space Mutants VI
Space Mutants VII
Sperms of Endearment (pornographic)
Star Trek XII: So Very Tired
The Stockholm Affair
Tame the Mighty Hudson (1940s film starring Ray Milland)
Tango de La Muerte
Teenage Sex Wager
Too Many Grandmas
Two for Tunisia (colorized)
The Unwatchable Hulk
The Wild Dingleberries
You're in the Matrix, Charlie Brown
Happy Little Elves series
The Return of the Happy Little Elves
The Happy Little Elves Meet the Curious Bear Cub
The Happy Little Elves in Tinkly-Winkly Town
The Happy Little Elves Meet Fuzzy Snuggleduck
McBain series
McBain
McBain: Let's Get Silly
McBain IV: Fatal Discharge
McBain V: You Have the Right to Remain DEAD!
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Hi I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from.....
....such educational films as "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly," and "Here Comes the Metric System!"
....such fishing films as 'Cast Out' or 'The Reel Deal.'
....such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial 'M' for Murderousness".
....such films as "'P' is for Psycho" and "The President's Neck is Missing".
....such films as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys, the Groovy Mule".
....such films as "The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed" and "They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall".
....such Fox Network Specials as "Alien Nose Job" and "The Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show".
....such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!"
....such nature films as "Earwigs: Ewwww" and "Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory".
....such celebrity funerals as "Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye" and "Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge".
....such telethons as "Out With Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House".
....such cartoons as "Christmas Ape" and "Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp".
....such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot".
....such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "After Mannix".
....such instructional videos as "Mothballing Your Battleship" and "Dig Your Own Grave and Save".
....such public service videos as "Designated Drivers, the Lifesaving Nerds" and "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness".
....such medical films as "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore" and "Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?".
....such automated information kiosks as "Welcome to Springfield Airport" and "Where's Nordstrom?".
....such Do-It-Yourself home videos such as "The half-assed approach to foundation repair". ....such dates as last nights dinner.
....such educational films as "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly," and "Here Comes the Metric System!"
....such fishing films as 'Cast Out' or 'The Reel Deal.'
....such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial 'M' for Murderousness".
....such films as "'P' is for Psycho" and "The President's Neck is Missing".
....such films as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys, the Groovy Mule".
....such films as "The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed" and "They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall".
....such Fox Network Specials as "Alien Nose Job" and "The Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show".
....such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!"
....such nature films as "Earwigs: Ewwww" and "Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory".
....such celebrity funerals as "Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye" and "Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge".
....such telethons as "Out With Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House".
....such cartoons as "Christmas Ape" and "Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp".
....such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot".
....such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "After Mannix".
....such instructional videos as "Mothballing Your Battleship" and "Dig Your Own Grave and Save".
....such public service videos as "Designated Drivers, the Lifesaving Nerds" and "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness".
....such medical films as "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore" and "Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?".
....such automated information kiosks as "Welcome to Springfield Airport" and "Where's Nordstrom?".
....such Do-It-Yourself home videos such as "The half-assed approach to foundation repair". ....such dates as last nights dinner.
Last edited by dick_grayson; 07-11-05 at 05:57 PM.
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Originally Posted by dick_grayson
Hi I'm actor Troy McClure. You might remember me from.....
....such educational films as "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly," and "Here Comes the Metric System!"
....such fishing films as 'Cast Out' or 'The Reel Deal.'
....such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial 'M' for Murderousness".
....such films as "'P' is for Psycho" and "The President's Neck is Missing".
....such films as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys, the Groovy Mule".
....such films as "The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed" and "They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall".
....such Fox Network Specials as "Alien Nose Job" and "The Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show".
....such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!"
....such nature films as "Earwigs: Ewwww" and "Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory".
....such celebrity funerals as "Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye" and "Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge".
....such telethons as "Out With Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House".
....such cartoons as "Christmas Ape" and "Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp".
....such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot".
....such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "After Mannix".
....such instructional videos as "Mothballing Your Battleship" and "Dig Your Own Grave and Save".
....such public service videos as "Designated Drivers, the Lifesaving Nerds" and "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness".
....such medical films as "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore" and "Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?".
....such automated information kiosks as "Welcome to Springfield Airport" and "Where's Nordstrom?".
....such Do-It-Yourself home videos such as "The half-assed approach to foundation repair". ....such dates as last nights dinner.
....such educational films as "Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly," and "Here Comes the Metric System!"
....such fishing films as 'Cast Out' or 'The Reel Deal.'
....such films as "The Erotic Adventures of Hercules" and "Dial 'M' for Murderousness".
....such films as "'P' is for Psycho" and "The President's Neck is Missing".
....such films as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die" and "Gladys, the Groovy Mule".
....such films as "The Greatest Story Ever Hula-ed" and "They Came to Burgle Carnegie Hall".
....such Fox Network Specials as "Alien Nose Job" and "The Five Fabulous Weeks of the Chevy Chase Show".
....such self-help videos as "Smoke Yourself Thin" and "Get Some Confidence, Stupid!"
....such nature films as "Earwigs: Ewwww" and "Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory".
....such celebrity funerals as "Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye" and "Shemp Howard, Today We Mourn A Stooge".
....such telethons as "Out With Gout '88" and "Let's Save Tony Orlando's House".
....such cartoons as "Christmas Ape" and "Christmas Ape goes to Summer Camp".
....such driver's ed films as "Alice's Adventures through the Windshield Glass" and "The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot".
....such TV spinoffs as "Son of Sanford and Son" and "After Mannix".
....such instructional videos as "Mothballing Your Battleship" and "Dig Your Own Grave and Save".
....such public service videos as "Designated Drivers, the Lifesaving Nerds" and "Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness".
....such medical films as "Alice Doesn't Live Anymore" and "Mommy, What's Wrong With That Man's Face?".
....such automated information kiosks as "Welcome to Springfield Airport" and "Where's Nordstrom?".
....such Do-It-Yourself home videos such as "The half-assed approach to foundation repair". ....such dates as last nights dinner.
You forgot "Cry Yuma" and "Here Comes the Coast Guard"
There's a few more here http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/melting...roymovies.html
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Originally Posted by Quatermass
You forgot "Cry Yuma" and "Here Comes the Coast Guard"
There's a few more here http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/melting...roymovies.html
yeah, I just cut and pasted from:
http://www.capefeare.com/troyquotes.php
there have got to be a crapload of spoofed titles. the family guy one was a lot easier since it has about 1/4 the content.
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What was the name of the video about restraining orders with Gary Busey that was on this season?
The Link in Post#8 answered this.
Get Out of My Dreams and Also Out of My Car: A Guide to Your Restraining Order (within which they play "So You've Got a Restraining Order")
The Link in Post#8 answered this.
Get Out of My Dreams and Also Out of My Car: A Guide to Your Restraining Order (within which they play "So You've Got a Restraining Order")
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You forgot some of Flanders' "porn" videotapes, shown in the Beatles Room episode...
Girls Gone Mild
Debbie Does Penance
Go here for a huge list:
http://www.snpp.com/guides/springfield.media.html
Girls Gone Mild
Debbie Does Penance
Go here for a huge list:
http://www.snpp.com/guides/springfield.media.html