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Old 05-11-04, 11:21 PM   #1
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Al Bundy's Nudie Bar Poem

I recal a few episodes when Al Bundy Recited a poem called
"At the nudie bar"
I think it was for Buds 18th b-day.

Anyway anyone remember any verses of the poem?

He also had some other rhymes.
I think one was

"Hooters Hotters, give me some
Hooters Hooters, Yum Yum Yum"
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Old 05-11-04, 11:26 PM   #2
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Quote:
at the nudie bar
where you can look at a thigh
and blacken an eye
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where they show you their butt
and their trap stays shut
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where you can't touch a breast
but you can cave in a chest
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the girlies dance
in their underpants
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the music stinks
and they water the drinks
at the nudie bar

at the nudie bar
where the beer gives you gas
but the Bundys KICK ASS
the nudie bar
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Old 05-11-04, 11:27 PM   #3
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I also found these

Where a buck's enough
to see their stuff,
at the nudie bar.

Where the breasts may be fake
but man do they shake,
at the nudie bar.

Where you swear like a sailor,
and wish you could nail her,
at the nudie bar.

Where the cops are at the door,
and there's a Kennedy on the floor,
at the nudie bar.
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Old 05-11-04, 11:27 PM   #4
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"Hooters, hooters, Yum Yum Yum
Hooters, hooters, on a girl that's dumb."
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Old 05-11-04, 11:29 PM   #5
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found this too

"HOOTERS, HOOTERS - YUM YUM YUM; HOOTERS, HOOTERS - ON A GIRL THAT IS DUMB"

Ooops you beat me to it.
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Old 05-11-04, 11:39 PM   #6
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Quote:
Originally posted by das Monkey
several verses of the Nudie Bar song
Quote:
Originally posted by josuff247
another couple verses
Yes, that's from episode 606, Das, and 809, josuff, but don't forget these entries from episode 1012:

Quote:
Where Christmas is nice,
and lap dances are half price,
at the nudie bar.

Where you drink down the shooters,
and unwrap the hooters,
at the nudie bar.

Where eggnogs are plenty,
and the girls all twenty,
at the nudie bar.
http://www.bundyology.com/bundyisms.html
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Old 05-11-04, 11:40 PM   #7
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where t&a are a ok
at the nudie bar
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Old 05-12-04, 12:05 AM   #8
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Women....

Can't live with them.
Can't heard them all into Canada

or

Women....

Can't live with them.
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Old 05-12-04, 12:14 AM   #9
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Or from Norm: Women ... can't live with them; pass the beernuts.

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Old 05-12-04, 09:19 AM   #10
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Greatest poem ever!
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