Brittany Murphy on Letterman- wot in hell?

bardevious · 08-08-03, 11:50 AM

Please. If you happen to run across Brittany Murphy on the streets of New York, or LA, or wherever, and if she should somehow avoid falling through a crack in the sidewalk before your encounter, please for the love of God, give the girl a cracker or some melba toast.

Holy Schmoly, that girl is wafer thin! Cute, nice personality, unbelievable eyes, but if the wind were to gust up to, like, 5 mph, she could quite possibly drift to France.

EAT SWEETY! EAT SOME FOOD!

Food = good.

Still, she was damned adorable. And she did slam Ashton Konchshell, which only adds to my estimation of her.

Doughboy · 08-08-03, 12:12 PM

Yeah, she looked about half the size she was in Clueless. These actresses have got to stop emulating Karen Carpenter. Mix in a sandwich or twelve.

rkndkn · 08-08-03, 01:35 PM

What did she say about Ashton?

bardevious · 08-08-03, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by rkndkn
What did she say about Ashton?

The inexact quote was something about his relationship with Demi- something about how age didn't matter to him, and size didn't matter to her.

dolphinboy · 08-08-03, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by rkndkn
What did she say about Ashton?

She said (about the Demi-Ashton relationship) that Ashton must not have a problem with age and that Demi must not have a problem with size.

It was pretty damned funny.

I didn't notice that she looked thinner but I was wondering where her boobs went.

jpcamb · 08-08-03, 01:54 PM

Pics!

There its been said now.

bardevious · 08-08-03, 01:54 PM

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Originally posted by dolphinboy
She said (about the Demi-Ashton relationship) that Ashton must not have a problem with age and that Demi must not have a problem with size.

It was pretty damned funny.

I didn't notice that she looked thinner but I was wondering where her boobs went.

Her story about the GIs screaming to see her boobies just didn't wash with me. I can understand GIs being horny and all, but I had bigger headlamps when I was 11.....and I'm a guy.

Perhaps they were blind and horny, in which case it makes sense.

SnoopDogg · 08-08-03, 02:10 PM

I read somewhere she eats well.. but ohwell could be a lie.

She is damn fine though, one of my favorite "girl" actresses.

jpcamb · 08-08-03, 03:21 PM

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Originally posted by bardevious
Her story about the GIs screaming to see her boobies just didn't wash with me. I can understand GIs being horny and all, but I had bigger headlamps when I was 11.....and I'm a guy.

Perhaps they were blind and horny, in which case it makes sense.

She is hardly tiny in that area, she's fairly hot IMHO. Not fantastic or anything but slightly better than girl next door cute I'd say.

bardevious · 08-08-03, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by jpcamb
She is hardly tiny in that area, she's fairly hot IMHO. Not fantastic or anything but slightly better than girl next door cute I'd say.

I would completely agree with you, although I would drop the equivocation and simply state that she's hot. I'm just saying that, at least what was on display on Letterman was less than ample.

Of course, if she insisted, I would fondle them.

Rogue588 · 08-08-03, 03:34 PM

I guess we all have different definitions of "ample" and "hardly tiny"...

Mutley Hyde · 08-08-03, 03:39 PM

Maybe she just hasn't been able to bounce back from Spun yet. I'd still hit it.

bardevious · 08-08-03, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by Rogue588

I guess we all have different definitions of "ample" and "hardly tiny"...

Of course, evaluation of breast size is hardly an exact science. It's more a religion, really.

Rogue588 · 08-08-03, 03:52 PM

amen brother.

Dr. DVD · 08-08-03, 03:54 PM

In Spun Brittany seemed to have an okay rack, maybe she wears a wonder bra or something.

Mutley Hyde · 08-08-03, 04:09 PM

Actually, I haven't seen Spun yet. I was just gussin' she was a rail for that, being about junkies and all.

Jadzia · 08-08-03, 04:27 PM

She always acts strung out on coke or something. That could explain how skinny she is.

tofu · 08-08-03, 06:32 PM

She had a decent rack in Clueless too but she was also a bit larger back then too

AGuyNamedMike · 08-08-03, 06:46 PM

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Originally posted by Jadzia
She always acts strung out on coke or something. That could explain how skinny she is.

That's exactly what I thought when I saw her. I could almost hear the Zziingggg of the gears in her head running at triple speed.

Josh Z · 08-08-03, 10:02 PM

How is this girl famous? She's repulsively anorexic, looks like a heroin addict, has a grating personality, and has demonstrated a complete lack of chemistry with every actor she's ever appeared in a movie with.

RyoHazuki · 08-09-03, 03:24 AM

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Originally posted by bardevious
Ashton Konchshell.

Classic. Absolutley classic.

Goldberg74 · 08-09-03, 12:24 PM

From the Uptown Girl opening last week...

Rypro 525 · 08-09-03, 12:35 PM

I think the little girl weighs more then she does

Rypro 525 · 08-10-03, 06:42 AM

what ever the hell the name of the new movies she's in, she does look like skin and bones

Brain Stew · 08-10-03, 10:27 AM

Man, you guys are too much. I always hear the same thing on these messageboards, "Such and such needs more meat!", "Feed her some burgers!", "I like bigger women!". But as soon as they put on weight, "What happened to this actresss?", "Mooo", "Lay off the cheeseburgers lady!"

I think she looks good. If she is happy with her figure, who cares? There will be plenty of time in her life to put on weight.

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bardevious DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Jun 1999 Posts: 1,848	Brittany Murphy on Letterman- wot in hell? Please. If you happen to run across Brittany Murphy on the streets of New York, or LA, or wherever, and if she should somehow avoid falling through a crack in the sidewalk before your encounter, please for the love of God, give the girl a cracker or some melba toast. Holy Schmoly, that girl is wafer thin! Cute, nice personality, unbelievable eyes, but if the wind were to gust up to, like, 5 mph, she could quite possibly drift to France. EAT SWEETY! EAT SOME FOOD! Food = good. Still, she was damned adorable. And she did slam Ashton Konchshell, which only adds to my estimation of her.

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Jadzia Moderator Join Date: Jul 1999 Location: Michigan Posts: 15,054	She always acts strung out on coke or something. That could explain how skinny she is.

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tofu DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: Cincinnati, OH Posts: 10,045	She had a decent rack in Clueless too but she was also a bit larger back then too

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Brain Stew DVD Talk Hall of Fame Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Philadelphia Posts: 8,572	Man, you guys are too much. I always hear the same thing on these messageboards, "Such and such needs more meat!", "Feed her some burgers!", "I like bigger women!". But as soon as they put on weight, "What happened to this actresss?", "Mooo", "Lay off the cheeseburgers lady!" I think she looks good. If she is happy with her figure, who cares? There will be plenty of time in her life to put on weight. __________________ "And if you don't underestimate me, I won't underestimate you." - Bob Dylan