The Stuart Scott Sayings Thread!!!

Painkiller · 01-19-04, 11:07 AM

Mods, forgive me if this thread is somehow against the rules.

I don't watch SportsCenter anymore. Not that I was ever a really big sports fan. I'm not. And I still can't watch SportsCenter. I don't how the die-hards do it. I have a few reason. The stupid Coors Light "Twins" songs in every show. The loss of many of ESPN's top personalities. Sean Salisbury's arrogance and how he tries to speak like Stuart Scott at times. Mainly, though, it's the fact that Stuart Scott is getting a lot of airtime. I don't like that. So I figured it would be fun to start a thread where we can post the silly things that escape this man's mouth. That way, I can make fun of him without having to watch him too often.

I'll begin:

"Satin. Silk. So smoooooooooth!"

"Is time to bust off some MAN STREMF."

"Boo-yaaa"

"Holla"

Any others?

outcastja · 01-19-04, 11:09 AM

As cool as the other side of the pillow

Dubya · 01-19-04, 11:16 AM

AHHHH MY EYE!!!! (after he got hit by a football at a Jets mini-camp he was at in 2002)

Kaffe_02 · 01-19-04, 12:09 PM

I could understand their need for these catch phrases when they were trying to gain an audince but now that they are the biggest sports news organization id expect them to be a bit more professional and act like real anchors and not like the local sports TV guys who act all retarded just to get attention.

twikoff · 01-19-04, 12:13 PM

was "he must be butter, because he's on a roll" one of his?

Quake1028 · 01-19-04, 12:18 PM

Have I ever mentioned I wouldn't be opposed to seeing Stuart mauled by a few lions?

Quake1028 · 01-19-04, 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by twikoff
was "he must be butter, because he's on a roll" one of his?

I think so. Just watch him for one highlight, he tries to stuff every damn catchphrase in each one.

brizz · 01-19-04, 12:32 PM

Oh yeah....come on DP....just like that.....harder....harder.....HARDER!!!!!!!!!

(DP=Dan Patrick for you not up on the hizzle)

El Scorcho · 01-19-04, 12:35 PM

He must be jelly, cuz jam don't shake like that!

Break him off somethin' propa'!

This is your world, (player name), we're just livin' in it.

nickdawgy · 01-19-04, 12:36 PM

M-M-M-M-oookie

Y2K Falcon · 01-19-04, 12:53 PM

Gettin' his freak on!

Go to this website to read a Commencement Address that Scott delivered at UNC-Chapel Hill (his alma mater):
http://www.carolinasucks.com/stuartscottsucks.htm

weargle · 01-19-04, 01:19 PM

Just call him Fica because he's taxing on Philly!

the aftermath · 01-19-04, 01:54 PM

(insert player name) with the Badunka-Dunk!

brizz · 01-19-04, 02:56 PM

wow....that commencement speech is absolutely horrendous....I don't know how anyone can like the idiot....he's an absolute moron.

yeah, I be hatin'.....

El Scorcho · 01-19-04, 03:25 PM

* You don't got to go home, but you gotta get the heck up outta here.

* Stop. Drop. Shut 'em Down, open up shop.

* Can I get a witness from the congregation?

* Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

* He must be the bus driver, cuz he's takin' him to school.

Painkiller · 01-19-04, 04:04 PM

Mauled by lions? I kinda like that.

davidlynchfan · 01-19-04, 04:04 PM

"Don't hate Stuey,Hate the Game."

Daryl · 01-19-04, 11:35 PM

Lord, he done made his kinfolk so proud: Pookie, Ray-Ray, Lucretia, Moesha's baby daddy....

spainlinx0 · 01-20-04, 12:09 AM

Yeah that speech was weird.

davidlynchfan · 01-20-04, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by davidlynchfan
"Don't hate Stuey,Hate the Game."

"My Bad", Met hinks he says "Playa-Hater" when someone makes a defensive stance instead.

edytwinky · 01-20-04, 04:53 AM

"Shakin' his tail feather"

Turd Ferguson · 01-20-04, 11:21 AM

Here's the running list I've got:

Cool as the other side of the pillow.
Can I get a witness from the congregation?
Representin'.
Rock me Amadeus.
Hear the drummer get wicked!
He's got his mojo workin'. (or just plain MOJO!)
Don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind.
Like gravy on a biscuit, it's all good!
Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well.
Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Wow! That one's as hardcore as the Wu-Tang Clan on steroids!
Gettin' his freak on! (or ...his schwerve on!)
Break him off something proper. (or ...off a little somethin' somethin')
You better recognize.
Got more flavor than Kool-Aid and cocoa.
Boo-yah!
Ready or not, refugees, here I come.
That is soooo five minutes ago.
You see what happened...was...I don't know.
He treats him like a dog. Sit. Stay.
Just call him butter cuz he's on a roll.
I play my enemies like a game of chess.
[Gangsta/pimp] slaps...
It's my world. You're just a squirrel tryin' to get a nut.
I like the way you work it. No diggity.
Call him carwash cuz he's automatic.
That must be jam cuz jelly doesn't shake like that.
Show me the money!
M-M-M-M-M-Mookie!
I rock the party that rocks the body.
He must be the bus driver cuz he was takin' him to school.
Like a man smoking at a gas station, he was about to blow up!
Let me clear my throat.
I put the bat up on that pitch, and I hit, I hit, I hit.
Michael, Michael, Michael, can't you see. Sometimes your threes just hypnotize me.
You ain't got to go home, but you got to get the heck up outta here.
Gotta go, gotta go...
On and on, on and on...
It's all about the Benjamins.
It's your world, kid. The rest of us just payin' rent.
Straight butta!
I ain't a playa, I just crush a lot.
They call him the Windex Man cause he's always cleaning the glass.
Yup, yup!
Who 'dat? It's just my baby's daddy.
Top of the food chain!
Gettin' jiggy with it.
The Lord said 'You've got to rise UP!'
You're not my daddy!
Oh no he di'int.
Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down. Open up shop.
Check if you're bleeding...cause you just got tagged!
TWIsM! The World Is Mine.
He's 'Livin' La Vida Loca'!
Vlade Daddi, he like to party. He don't cause trouble, he don't bother nobody.
Don't playa hate, congratulate.
I'm feeling you, Tiger. I am FEELING YOU!!
Don't hate the playa, hate the game.
Swoosh me!
Peace!!
I ain't mad at ya. Got nothin' but love for ya.
Aye, Papi, I did not know you could do it like that.
Call me big daddy when you back that thing up.
The Sooooooool Train!
He completes the pass to the DB. One problem: he's on the other team.
I ain't sayin' nothin', but that ain't right.
Lord, he made his kinfolk proud: Pookie, Ray-Ray, Moesha....
I'm busting open some white meat! Gonna move some furniture!
Drop it like it's hot!

Painkiller · 01-20-04, 11:57 AM

God, I can't stand Stuart Scott. He has a face and personality for radio.

El Scorcho · 01-20-04, 12:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Turd Ferguson
Here's the running list I've got:

Or the running list that the SportscenterAltar has.

gmal2003 · 01-20-04, 12:35 PM

Lets not forget "GP are ya wit me!". I really liked him when I was 9. He was the greatest.

01-19-04, 11:07 AM	#1
Painkiller Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: San Diego Posts: 531	The Stuart Scott Sayings Thread!!! Mods, forgive me if this thread is somehow against the rules. I don't watch SportsCenter anymore. Not that I was ever a really big sports fan. I'm not. And I still can't watch SportsCenter. I don't how the die-hards do it. I have a few reason. The stupid Coors Light "Twins" songs in every show. The loss of many of ESPN's top personalities. Sean Salisbury's arrogance and how he tries to speak like Stuart Scott at times. Mainly, though, it's the fact that Stuart Scott is getting a lot of airtime. I don't like that. So I figured it would be fun to start a thread where we can post the silly things that escape this man's mouth. That way, I can make fun of him without having to watch him too often. I'll begin: "Satin. Silk. So smoooooooooth!" "Is time to bust off some MAN STREMF." "Boo-yaaa" "Holla" Any others?

01-19-04, 11:09 AM	#2
outcastja DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 1,400	As cool as the other side of the pillow __________________ "You think it's healthy to obsessively collect things? You can't relate to other people, so you fill your life with stuff...I'm just like all these other collector losers." - Ghost World Ticking away the moments... I Heart Morgan Webb

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Dubya DVD Talk Gold Edition Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Raleigh, NC home of the 2006 Stanley Cup Champion Carolina Hurricanes Posts: 2,497	AHHHH MY EYE!!!! (after he got hit by a football at a Jets mini-camp he was at in 2002) Last edited by Dubya; 01-19-04 at 02:23 PM.

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Kaffe_02 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 491	I could understand their need for these catch phrases when they were trying to gain an audince but now that they are the biggest sports news organization id expect them to be a bit more professional and act like real anchors and not like the local sports TV guys who act all retarded just to get attention. __________________ Kaffe_02 "I move for no man" - The Black Knight

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twikoff DVD Talk God Join Date: Feb 2000 Location: Right Behind You!!! Posts: 76,278	was "he must be butter, because he's on a roll" one of his? __________________ "if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way." - Homer Simpson

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brizz DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: bacon Posts: 17,567	Oh yeah....come on DP....just like that.....harder....harder.....HARDER!!!!!!!!! (DP=Dan Patrick for you not up on the hizzle) __________________ Remembering is always about some degree of forgetting - David W. Blight

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El Scorcho DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM Posts: 39,182	He must be jelly, cuz jam don't shake like that! Break him off somethin' propa'! This is your world, (player name), we're just livin' in it.

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brizz DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: bacon Posts: 17,567	wow....that commencement speech is absolutely horrendous....I don't know how anyone can like the idiot....he's an absolute moron. yeah, I be hatin'..... __________________ Remembering is always about some degree of forgetting - David W. Blight

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El Scorcho DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM Posts: 39,182	* You don't got to go home, but you gotta get the heck up outta here. * Stop. Drop. Shut 'em Down, open up shop. * Can I get a witness from the congregation? * Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. * He must be the bus driver, cuz he's takin' him to school.

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Painkiller Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: San Diego Posts: 531	Mauled by lions? I kinda like that.

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spainlinx0 DVD Talk Hall of Fame Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: NJ Posts: 9,150	Yeah that speech was weird. __________________ 360: Scorpy Gkar

01-20-04, 11:21 AM	#22
Turd Ferguson DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Memphis, TN Posts: 5,466	Here's the running list I've got: Cool as the other side of the pillow. Can I get a witness from the congregation? Representin'. Rock me Amadeus. Hear the drummer get wicked! He's got his mojo workin'. (or just plain MOJO!) Don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind. Like gravy on a biscuit, it's all good! Doin' it and doin' it and doin' it well. Full of sound and fury, signifying nothing. Wow! That one's as hardcore as the Wu-Tang Clan on steroids! Gettin' his freak on! (or ...his schwerve on!) Break him off something proper. (or ...off a little somethin' somethin') You better recognize. Got more flavor than Kool-Aid and cocoa. Boo-yah! Ready or not, refugees, here I come. That is soooo five minutes ago. You see what happened...was...I don't know. He treats him like a dog. Sit. Stay. Just call him butter cuz he's on a roll. I play my enemies like a game of chess. [Gangsta/pimp] slaps... It's my world. You're just a squirrel tryin' to get a nut. I like the way you work it. No diggity. Call him carwash cuz he's automatic. That must be jam cuz jelly doesn't shake like that. Show me the money! M-M-M-M-M-Mookie! I rock the party that rocks the body. He must be the bus driver cuz he was takin' him to school. Like a man smoking at a gas station, he was about to blow up! Let me clear my throat. I put the bat up on that pitch, and I hit, I hit, I hit. Michael, Michael, Michael, can't you see. Sometimes your threes just hypnotize me. You ain't got to go home, but you got to get the heck up outta here. Gotta go, gotta go... On and on, on and on... It's all about the Benjamins. It's your world, kid. The rest of us just payin' rent. Straight butta! I ain't a playa, I just crush a lot. They call him the Windex Man cause he's always cleaning the glass. Yup, yup! Who 'dat? It's just my baby's daddy. Top of the food chain! Gettin' jiggy with it. The Lord said 'You've got to rise UP!' You're not my daddy! Oh no he di'int. Stop. Drop. Shut 'em down. Open up shop. Check if you're bleeding...cause you just got tagged! TWIsM! The World Is Mine. He's 'Livin' La Vida Loca'! Vlade Daddi, he like to party. He don't cause trouble, he don't bother nobody. Don't playa hate, congratulate. I'm feeling you, Tiger. I am FEELING YOU!! Don't hate the playa, hate the game. Swoosh me! Peace!! I ain't mad at ya. Got nothin' but love for ya. Aye, Papi, I did not know you could do it like that. Call me big daddy when you back that thing up. The Sooooooool Train! He completes the pass to the DB. One problem: he's on the other team. I ain't sayin' nothin', but that ain't right. Lord, he made his kinfolk proud: Pookie, Ray-Ray, Moesha.... I'm busting open some white meat! Gonna move some furniture! Drop it like it's hot! __________________ Live every week like it's shark week. -Tracy Jordan, 30 Rock

01-20-04, 11:57 AM	#23
Painkiller Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: San Diego Posts: 531	God, I can't stand Stuart Scott. He has a face and personality for radio.

01-20-04, 12:35 PM	#25
gmal2003 DVD Talk Gold Edition Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Detroit, Michigan Posts: 2,207	Lets not forget "GP are ya wit me!". I really liked him when I was 9. He was the greatest. __________________ I am Omega Picnic