Bush to Condi: Can I Pee?

CRM114 · 09-14-05, 10:32 PM

You cannot make up stuff better than this.

http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor...2587077477.jpg

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U.S. President George W. Bush writes a note to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice during a Security Council meeting at the 2005 World Summit and 60th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York September 14, 2005. World leaders are exploring ways to revitalize the United Nations at a summit on Wednesday but their blueprint falls short of Secretary-General Kofi Annan's vision of freedom from want, persecution and war. REUTERS/Rick Wilking

Text of note: "I think I may need a bathroom break? Is this possible? W."

Is he not SURE if he needs a bathroom break? Why the question mark?

cinten · 09-14-05, 10:34 PM

WTF a question mark? This is the leader of America? Is he so god damn stupid that he has to ask if he needs to go to the bathroom? You have got to be kidding....

Mopower · 09-14-05, 10:49 PM

He should have just whipped it out and pissed all over Kofi.

chrisih8u · 09-14-05, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by cinten

WTF a question mark? This is the leader of America? Is he so god damn stupid that he has to ask if he needs to go to the bathroom? You have got to be kidding....

I have no idea what actually happened, but perhaps he wanted to know if it would be appropriate to get up and go in the middle of things. Not to mention possible security he might need. Presidents have bladders, too.

Mopower · 09-14-05, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisih8u

I have no idea what actually happened, but perhaps he wanted to know if it would be appropriate to get up and go in the middle of things. Not to mention possible security he might need. Presidents have bladders, too.

You're wrong. Bush is so stupid that he didn't get up in the middle of a meeting of world importance and run to the bathroom to pee. I mean what a retard. I would have just gone in my pants personally. Kerry would have done it.

Nazgul · 09-14-05, 10:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Mopower

You're wrong. Bush is so stupid that he didn't get up in the middle of a meeting of world importance and run to the bathroom to pee. I mean what a retard. I would have just gone in my pants personally. Kerry would have done it.

Although to be clear, Kerry would have asked for the latest poll numbers to see if Americans supported him taking a pee break.

kvrdave · 09-14-05, 10:59 PM

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Originally Posted by cinten

WTF a question mark? This is the leader of America? Is he so god damn stupid that he has to ask if he needs to go to the bathroom? You have got to be kidding....

And he can't be beat. Liberals need to find a new country....it's getting old hearing about how stupid the man is who gets elected. Well, there are always some that would agree with you in the Senate....of course, they are the minority, but at least there's the House.....but in the minority as well.

Hmmm, you guys seem to let hate get in the way of actually putting forth a candidate who can beat the dumbest man in the world.

cinten · 09-14-05, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by kvrdave

the dumbest man in the world.

Yes he is the dumbest man in the world, i am glad you realized that.

Ranger · 09-14-05, 11:03 PM

Bush: can I go to the bathroom?
Condi: I don't know, Mr. President. Can you?

Mopower · 09-14-05, 11:05 PM

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Originally Posted by cinten

Yes he is the dumbest man in the world, i am glad you realized that.

I think the point is the dumbest man in the world beat out the liberal hordes. But don't worry you'll get a chance to make the world a grand utopia in 08.

kvrdave · 09-14-05, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by cinten

Yes he is the dumbest man in the world, i am glad you realized that.

And can't be beaten. You'll be better off when you realize that.

cinten · 09-14-05, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mopower

I think the point is the dumbest man in the world beat out the liberal hordes. But don't worry you'll get a chance to make the world a grand utopia in 08.

Doesn't say much for those who voted for him....

eXcentris · 09-14-05, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mopower

You're wrong. Bush is so stupid that he didn't get up in the middle of a meeting of world importance and run to the bathroom to pee. I mean what a retard. I would have just gone in my pants personally. Kerry would have done it.

There comes an age when you no longer have to remind kids to go pee BEFORE the long car trip.

"Mr. President, the meeting is about to start. Don't forget to go pee now!"

Obviously, the staff member responsible for the president's bodily functions is to blame here.

kvrdave · 09-14-05, 11:13 PM

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Originally Posted by cinten

Doesn't say much for those who voted for him....

I don't see the sucker at this table...hmmm, must not be one.

Ranger · 09-14-05, 11:15 PM

I'm sure Clinton went to the bathroom before every blowjob.

Nazgul · 09-14-05, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by cinten

Doesn't say much for those who voted for him....

It's our below average intelligence. How do I know?

He tell me....

chrisih8u · 09-14-05, 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Ranger

I'm sure Clinton went to the bathroom before every blowjob.

Better than during!

cinten · 09-14-05, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Ranger

I'm sure Clinton went to the bathroom before every blowjob.

Atleast he wasn't stupid enough to question Monica is he had to use the bathroom or not.

Funny how not one person can defend him with out attacking and trying to divert attention from the fact that the man is an idiot who need to ask if he need to pee or not.

chrisih8u · 09-14-05, 11:26 PM

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Originally Posted by cinten

Atleast he wasn't stupid enough to question Monica is he had to use the bathroom or not.

Funny how not one person can defend him with out attacking and trying to divert attention from the fact that the man is an idiot who need to ask if he need to pee or not.

He asked if he needed to pee? I dont think so. There was no use for a question mark, but we all make spelling/grammatical/punctuation mistakes.

kvrdave · 09-14-05, 11:27 PM

When he is being attacked for such silly things, it is hard to take any of it too seriously.

cinten · 09-14-05, 11:28 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisih8u

He asked if he needed to pee? I dont think so. There was no use for a question mark, but we all make spelling/grammatical/punctuation mistakes.

Sorry my bad, i thought that the President of the United states should know the difference between a period and a question mark. Guess i was giving him too much credit.

chrisih8u · 09-14-05, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by cinten

Sorry my bad, i thought that the President of the United states should know the difference between a period and a question mark. Guess i was giving him too much credit.

Maybe we should go through your posts and check your grammar, punctuation, and spelling. Or are you admitting that you make mistakes, too? Are you as dumb as Bush?

cinten · 09-14-05, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by chrisih8u

Maybe we should go through your posts and check your grammar, punctuation, and spelling. Or are you admitting that you make mistakes, too? Are you as dumb as Bush?

I'm not the President, I'm not the leader of the free world. Sorry for thinking that he should be smarter than the average bear. I am smart enough to know if i have to pee or not. I don't need to ask someone if i need to pee.

hahn · 09-14-05, 11:35 PM

Well, as much as I love to slam Bush, I can't really make this into much of anything. But it's funny anyhow - the thought of Bush asking an advisor about the appropriateness of a potty break.

chrisih8u · 09-14-05, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by cinten

I'm not the President, I'm not the leader of the free world. Sorry for thinking that he should be smarter than the average bear. I am smart enough to know if i have to pee or not. I don't need to ask someone if i need to pee.

Change the question mark to a period. I dont think he was asking if he needs to pee.

09-14-05, 11:27 PM	#20
kvrdave DVD Talk God Join Date: Aug 1999 Location: Pacific NW Posts: 79,114	When he is being attacked for such silly things, it is hard to take any of it too seriously. __________________ Of all tyrannies a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victim may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron’s cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated, but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience. - C.S. Lewis

09-14-05, 10:34 PM	#2
cinten Banned Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 969	WTF a question mark? This is the leader of America? Is he so god damn stupid that he has to ask if he needs to go to the bathroom? You have got to be kidding....

09-14-05, 10:49 PM	#3
Mopower DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The Janitor's closet in Kinnick Stadium Posts: 15,717	He should have just whipped it out and pissed all over Kofi.

09-14-05, 11:03 PM	#9
Ranger DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 18,141	Bush: can I go to the bathroom? Condi: I don't know, Mr. President. Can you?

09-14-05, 11:15 PM	#15
Ranger DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 18,141	I'm sure Clinton went to the bathroom before every blowjob.

09-14-05, 11:35 PM	#24
hahn DVD Talk Hall of Fame Join Date: Oct 1999 Location: Portland, OR Posts: 8,332	Well, as much as I love to slam Bush, I can't really make this into much of anything. But it's funny anyhow - the thought of Bush asking an advisor about the appropriateness of a potty break.