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Old 09-09-17, 03:28 PM   #1
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Man finds naked woman in his bed, calls 911



A Northern California man arriving home from work this week discovered a naked woman he did not know asleep in his bed, police said.

The unidentified man told officers the strange saga started Tuesday when he found a parcel ripped open on the porch of his home in the small farming city of Anderson.

A utility knife that he had last seen inside in the home was lying on the porch, Anderson police said in a statement.

The man went inside and found a sandwich with bite taken and an open beer A pack of cigarettes was missing and an empty beer bottle sat nearby.

Then he noticed that someone had recently showered in the bathroom and strange clothes strewn about, the statement said.

He told police he then found the woman sleeping in his bed. He said he woke her up and called 911.

While the man was talking with a police dispatcher, the woman got dressed and wandered out to the front porch and sat down in a chair.

Police arrested Michelle Watkins, 33, of Junction City, a small town about 65 miles (105 kilometers) from where she was arrested.

Watkins had the man's pack of cigarettes when she was arrested, the statement said.

She was jailed for lack of $25,000 bail on suspicion of residential burglary, petty theft and possession of stolen property.

Jail records did not indicate if she is represented by an attorney.
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Old 09-09-17, 03:37 PM   #2
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It would never happen to me. I live in the city, so my doors are always locked.

I once read an essay by a woman who had the only bathtub in Madrid, NM. She would come home and find her towels on the floor and a black ring in the tub. After this happened a few times, she put a sign in the bathroom asking people to clean up after themselves. It worked.
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Old 09-09-17, 06:12 PM   #3
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Oh what is that...THING...I too would call 911!
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Old 09-09-17, 06:15 PM   #4
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Was her name Goldilocks by any chance?
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Old 09-09-17, 07:16 PM   #5
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Oh what is that...THING...I too would call 911!
I don't know but I bet it likes Baby Ruth candy bars.
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Old 09-09-17, 09:02 PM   #6
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Is she related to Michael Berryman?

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Old 09-09-17, 10:32 PM   #7
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I don't know but I bet it likes Baby Ruth candy bars.
Sounds like you been there done that.

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Is she related to Michael Berryman?
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Old 09-09-17, 11:45 PM   #8
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This is ten miles where I lived. It where those three girls working for KFC got in trouble for posting pics of them bathing in the sink.

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Old 09-10-17, 02:47 AM   #9
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I once read an essay by a woman who had the only bathtub in Madrid, NM.
I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at a single sentence.

The fact that she had the only bathtub in town? And it's some random place in New Mexico? The kicker is that she wrote an essay about it, and you read it. Monty Python would be proud.

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Old 09-10-17, 04:58 AM   #10
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Would not have kicked her out of bed. Kinda cute. I've slept with worse than that.
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Old 09-10-17, 10:13 AM   #11
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Is she related to Michael Berryman?
We both saw it. That poor woman.

For what it's worth, I used to look like the generic fat kid from every movie ever.
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Old 09-10-17, 01:38 PM   #12
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Would not have kicked her out of bed. Kinda cute. I've slept with worse than that.
Yeah, depends on mood. But wouldn't necessarily immediately call police...
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Old 09-10-17, 01:52 PM   #13
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I'm calling bullshit. What 33-year old maybe hot/maybe not blonde from California doesn't have social media pics posted all over the place? I can't find any photos beyond the mug shot.
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I would have told her as long as you are naked laying in my bed, let me slap on a condom and get a piece and in return, I won't call the police.
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Would not have kicked her out of bed. Kinda cute. I've slept with worse than that.
As have I, my friend.
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Is that an outfit from Mad Max?
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Old 09-10-17, 07:25 PM   #17
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I would have told her as long as you are naked laying in my bed, let me slap on a condom and get a piece and in return, I won't call the police.
Ugh. With a possibly homeless and/or drug-addict? I have standards!
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Old 09-10-17, 07:30 PM   #18
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Good thing for paper bags right?
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Old 09-10-17, 10:48 PM   #19
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Ugh. With a possibly homeless and/or drug-addict? I have standards!
I do too. That's why I said I would put on a condom before entering her holes.
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I do too. That's why I said I would put on a condom before entering her holes.
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