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Old 05-09-14, 10:31 AM   #1
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New French's Mustard Commercial

I know advertisers often slip in some sexual innuendo, but this is just wrong.

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Old 05-09-14, 10:38 AM   #2
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Old 05-09-14, 10:38 AM   #3
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Old 05-09-14, 11:31 AM   #4
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I'd squirt my mustard all over her face.
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Old 05-09-14, 12:34 PM   #5
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It's only wrong if you're wrong in the head. It's people like you who have ruined ordering a tossed salad for the rest of us.
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Old 05-09-14, 02:29 PM   #6
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Re: New French's Mustard Commercial

I missed the innuendo. Is it when she smiles at the end with a bit of mustard smeared on her face? I don't think I would have made a facial connection without someone suggesting so first-hand.
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Old 05-09-14, 02:50 PM   #7
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Re: New French's Mustard Commercial

I came.
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Old 05-09-14, 02:56 PM   #8
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Me too. To see this commercial. Which was disappointing.
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Old 05-09-14, 03:36 PM   #9
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Re: New French's Mustard Commercial

You people are perverts.
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Old 05-09-14, 03:41 PM   #10
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Re: New French's Mustard Commercial

If it's coming out of you that color.. you might want to see a doctor.
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Old 05-09-14, 03:42 PM   #11
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Re: New French's Mustard Commercial

No, I'm not a pervert--I'm just pointing out a perverted commercial! It's not me!

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Old 05-09-14, 03:53 PM   #12
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Re: New French's Mustard Commercial

It wasn't as perverted as I was expecting. Maybe if it was an ad for mayo....
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Old 05-09-14, 03:54 PM   #13
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I missed the innuendo. Is it when she smiles at the end with a bit of mustard smeared on her face? I don't think I would have made a facial connection without someone suggesting so first-hand.
He squirted on her "bun?"
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Old 05-09-14, 04:11 PM   #14
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I don't get it.

But I did blow my load.
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Old 05-09-14, 04:13 PM   #15
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Commercials are getting horrible lately. Last night we watched one for a shoe website. The husband is getting ready for some action while the wife is in the bathroom getting ready. 30 minutes later he realizes she's on the website buying shoes. He threatens to break into the bathroom so the wife makes a farting noise, with her hands, and the husband runs away from the bathroom door. Hard to believe someone actually got paid for having a woman make a fart noise.
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Boy, that dude really buttered her ... hot dog ... wait, what?
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Old 05-09-14, 05:36 PM   #17
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Meh.

Move along nothing to see here.
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Old 05-09-14, 05:43 PM   #18
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Old 05-09-14, 05:49 PM   #19
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No, I'm not a pervert--I'm just pointing out a perverted commercial! It's not me!



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Old 05-09-14, 05:52 PM   #20
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Old 05-09-14, 06:44 PM   #21
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It's because in Deutsch, 'Sprite' means 'boobies'.
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Old 05-09-14, 08:37 PM   #22
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Sometimes a hard, throbby, spurty cigar is just a cigar.
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Old 05-10-14, 01:58 AM   #24
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Old 05-10-14, 03:48 PM   #25
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Re: New French's Mustard Commercial

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Commercials are getting horrible lately. Last night we watched one for a shoe website. The husband is getting ready for some action while the wife is in the bathroom getting ready. 30 minutes later he realizes she's on the website buying shoes. He threatens to break into the bathroom so the wife makes a farting noise, with her hands, and the husband runs away from the bathroom door. Hard to believe someone actually got paid for having a woman make a fart noise.
I like trying to imagine Don Draper's response to getting pitched this kind of commercial.
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