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Old 08-26-12, 01:58 PM   #51
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

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Fixed for 21st Century reality.
Was about to say the same thing. Is she over 12, not hideous, and not homeschooled? She is not a virgin.
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Old 08-26-12, 02:01 PM   #52
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Vibiana that is hilarious. Not really dramatic or by the book in anyway but like a marvel character gaining powers stupidly.

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I actually know a few woman close to being in their thirties that haven't had a dick inside of them or been in a relationship... because of Jesus.
This is a fucked up paradox/anomaly thing because books can warp, this might be better in the religion topic too. I mean i'm Catholic too but, not even a relationship? I'm a bookist too but books can warp, after mulling over it i reason to think that it is not so much enjoying the hot babes but having to put up with the bullshit afterward. WHO CAN HACK IT!? Another thing is this is really preverted and they have been brainwashed, because they are basically ignoring 50% of the world's population.

I mean if whats his name draws a line in the sand and goes "Ok who's going to help me defend the Alamo?!" And you're like "Nnnaah i'm part of God i'll go outside and watch it with flowers in my hair and pray for you and the Mexicans too" while we're getting bayonetted left and right.

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Old 08-26-12, 02:05 PM   #53
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This is a fucked up paradox/anomaly thing because books can warp, this might be better in the religion topic too. I mean i'm Catholic too but fuuck, not even a relationship?
And the purpose of the thread is revealed.
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Old 08-26-12, 02:06 PM   #54
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

I had sex with a 36 year old (Catholic) virgin. She just wanted to get it over with. Not a great experience all around. Give me an "experienced" woman any day
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Old 08-26-12, 02:11 PM   #55
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I had sex with a 36 year old (Catholic) virgin. She just wanted to get it over with. Not a great experience all around. Give me an "experienced" woman any day
I think we have our first spin-off thread.
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Old 08-26-12, 02:15 PM   #56
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

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I think we have our first spin-off thread.
How about the quote:"I spent all that money on a wax and I didn't even have an orgasm. I could have bought some new Reeboks."
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Old 08-26-12, 02:21 PM   #57
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How about the quote:"I spent all that money on a wax and I didn't even have an orgasm. I could have bought some new Reeboks."
You went right over my head with that one Dave.
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Old 08-26-12, 02:24 PM   #58
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

It's what she said to me afterwards.
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Old 08-26-12, 02:37 PM   #59
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There was an episode of Royal Pains about this. Virgins have a very thin gold ring around the iris of their eyes.

(Or at least that's what I was telling myself to make the story line more interesting.)
That is really fucking COOL.
The purpose of this thread is not that i'm catholic blah blah (well maybe it is ) but more directly i was walking around my university when i worked there and got some hot babe's # and really been phone/texting her throughout and i'm trying to think if she is or not because she appears very highly of herself and i do not really recall her eyeballs only that they were like shiny mirrors through her black giant halloween-like eyelashes.

I mean it's easy to to tell if a chick is a slut or snow white but whether they've done it once you know.
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Old 08-26-12, 02:44 PM   #60
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

I've always thought that guys who are sexually insecure look for virgins. They won't know if you are bad at it or not (or stupidly blame themselves). Inexperienced guys who want to learn to be better should seek out experienced and understanding women.
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Old 08-26-12, 02:53 PM   #61
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It's what she said to me afterwards.
Oh wow. That thread needs to become a reality.

When I was a virgin, I always told girls (if the conversation went that way) that I was a virgin. I knew girls were powerful and I knew that if I told the right one that fact that she would definitely want to take it and have that power over me.
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Old 08-26-12, 05:39 PM   #62
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You need to bang her 2 times.
If the 2nd time is better than the 1st as far as feel and smooth going in and out.
She was.
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Old 08-26-12, 07:25 PM   #63
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You need to bang her 2 times.
If the 2nd time is better than the 1st as far as feel and smooth going in and out.
She was.
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Old 08-26-12, 09:23 PM   #64
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

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Breaking plane w/ penis.

I guess... sodomy does not count. But i mean, anal is kinda extreme, but i don't know i wasn't really good with technical stuff like this.
So, if that's the case, then a porn star who's done atm 100 times but never ever had vaginal sex would still be considered a virgin, in your book?

The way you describe it is you are asking if the girl is a "technical virgin".
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Old 08-26-12, 09:34 PM   #65
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So, if that's the case, then a porn star who's done atm 100 times but never ever had vaginal sex would still be considered a virgin, in your book?

The way you describe it is you are asking if the girl is a "technical virgin".
I would say yes she is a virgin.
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Old 08-26-12, 09:50 PM   #66
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Re: How to tell if a girl is a virgin

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He must have a HUGE dick if they're waiting that long for him.
Haven't you heard? The dude's hung like this (cue stretching out arms).

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This is a fucked up paradox/anomaly thing because books can warp, this might be better in the religion topic too. I mean i'm Catholic too but, not even a relationship? I'm a bookist too but books can warp, after mulling over it i reason to think that it is not so much enjoying the hot babes but having to put up with the bullshit afterward. WHO CAN HACK IT!? Another thing is this is really preverted and they have been brainwashed, because they are basically ignoring 50% of the world's population.

I mean if whats his name draws a line in the sand and goes "Ok who's going to help me defend the Alamo?!" And you're like "Nnnaah i'm part of God i'll go outside and watch it with flowers in my hair and pray for you and the Mexicans too" while we're getting bayonetted left and right.
You know what the best part about Jewish girls are? They suck a mean dick. True story bro. It's only the best religion out there.

However, they don't want to lead themselves into temptation and they want to wait for the perfect guy to settle down with and have two-to-three kids with. It's fucking stupid, I know, but it is what it is.
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Old 08-26-12, 09:52 PM   #67
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I would say yes she is a virgin.
But not an anal virgin.
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Old 08-26-12, 09:54 PM   #68
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You need to bang her 2 times.
If the 2nd time is better than the 1st as far as feel and smooth going in and out.
She was.
That's not how Haiku works.
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Old 08-26-12, 10:06 PM   #69
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That's not how Haiku works.
Always take her once,
And if she's very easy?
You will take her twice.
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Old 08-27-12, 01:59 PM   #70
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Always take her once,
And if she's very easy?
You will take her twice.
Bang two times, first hard?
Second time easy, good?
Now, pee in her butt
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Old 08-27-12, 02:22 PM   #71
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Ah, zee language of love...
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Old 08-27-12, 02:33 PM   #72
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I may be the only woman in the United States whose hymen was severed pre-intercourse (in my case, at the age of seven) not by horseback riding but by being a klutz. I fell across one of those metal racks they had in classrooms back then to hang charts on, and wound up busting my cherry right there in front of twenty-eight rapt little second graders.
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I broke my hymen on a bit of playground equipment when I was 10. Straddle injuries are not fun.
You guys know that hymens don't really "break" and that while they might tear a bit, they'll grow back in several months unless you're repeatedly putting something up there. It's never an impenetrable barrier (or even much more than an 'O' of skin) unless you've got a medical condition.
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Old 08-27-12, 02:40 PM   #73
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I meant like personality-wise guys or if you could see it in her eyeballs.
If she smokes she pokes.
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Old 08-27-12, 03:26 PM   #74
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How can you tell if a chick is a virgin?

Well back in the '70s they used to blow their brains out on live TV...these days figuring it out is a lot more tricky.
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Old 08-27-12, 04:59 PM   #75
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or you put your dick in the vagina and let it float inside of her.
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