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Old 06-20-12, 04:02 PM   #1
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Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

Really?

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dai...lands_golf.php

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Police were called to Woodlands Golf Course (2839 Harris Lane, Alton) at 2 p.m. Monday after a citizen complained that women were "exposing their sexual organs" on the links. Let the record show that it was not a golfer who made the complaint, but rather someone who could see the women from the road.

Police stationed themselves on Wood Station Road and Woodland Hills Drive on the northeastern side of the golf course. Captain Mike Dixon of the Sheriff's Department confirms that "We set up there because that's where they caller had observed them." And sure enough, they did indeed spot two women exposing their breasts in a lewd fashion.

Those women are Alicia L. Binford, 43, and Shelly L. Lewis, 45. Police duly arrested them on charges of misdemeanor indecency. They were held on a $100 bond, which they have since paid.

So, are Binford and Lewis professionals working one of the East Side's gentlemen's club golf tournaments, where pairs of strippers are stationed at the pins? Or maybe they just upholding Alton's longstanding custom of women exposing themselves to the general public? An employee of Woodlands refused to comment, but Captain Dixon quickly shot down that theory. "No, this was a private party. They're not strippers, they're golfers."

Really fun golfers, to be sure.
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Old 06-20-12, 04:07 PM   #2
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course



Hmmmm. Id say not guilty on the right.
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Old 06-20-12, 04:07 PM   #3
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

I was going to make a joke about how they must be really ugly to get the police called on them, but then I saw the picture:


Not too shabby for women in their 40s. That whiny citizen is an asshole.
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Old 06-20-12, 04:08 PM   #4
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

Would.
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Old 06-20-12, 04:16 PM   #5
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

There's a hole-in-one joke somewhere...
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Old 06-20-12, 04:17 PM   #6
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

So, all they did was flash their tits?
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Old 06-20-12, 04:18 PM   #7
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

Tits aren't sexual organs.
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Old 06-20-12, 04:19 PM   #8
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

The left one looks like Partrick Swayze (rip) in the movie 'To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, Julie Newmar'



The right one is not guilty. I be more than happy to see her Uterus anytime.
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Old 06-20-12, 04:31 PM   #9
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

I wonder if they were just trying to be a golfer's ti-tee?
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Old 06-20-12, 04:46 PM   #10
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

Not bad for ladies in the 40's.
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Old 06-20-12, 05:02 PM   #11
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

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Not bad for ladies in the 40's.
Indeed, wouldn't mind some time with their sexual organs.
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Old 06-20-12, 05:14 PM   #12
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

Princess Leia?
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Old 06-20-12, 07:05 PM   #13
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

Free advice, I wouldn't click on that link in the OP.

It's on my banned list for malware.
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Old 06-20-12, 07:12 PM   #14
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

What kind of man calls the police when a woman pulls her tits out?

(Unless, of course, she's in distress or mentally ill or something.)
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Old 06-20-12, 07:14 PM   #15
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

Leathery, middle-aged white women with bad dye jobs and man-face.


Guilty on both charges.
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Old 06-20-12, 08:08 PM   #16
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

Always wondered what happened to Melissa Etheridge.
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Old 06-20-12, 08:22 PM   #17
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

I was at the final round of the US Open last Sunday, near the 18th green. The crowds were so large that the marshals had to rope off the area so no more spectators could get in that area to watch the last hole.... so those already IN that area decided to go potty in the bushes near the 18th green so they wouldn't lose their spot. A total of about half a dozen adults (men and women, who had too much alcohol) walked behind me into the bushes to go relieve themselves. Just gross.
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Old 06-20-12, 08:53 PM   #18
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

Alica Binford and Shelly Lewis: Someone didn't like how they addressed the ball.

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Old 06-21-12, 12:11 AM   #19
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

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Tits aren't sexual organs.
They are the way I use them.
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Old 06-21-12, 12:33 AM   #20
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Old 06-21-12, 12:39 AM   #21
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

If this is an article about tits, why are we only getting pictures of faces ... FAIL!

Apparently they had more (golf) balls than the guy who called the police.
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Old 06-21-12, 06:39 AM   #22
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

Oops! I just bogied.
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Old 06-21-12, 07:58 AM   #23
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Re: Two women busted for ‘exposing their sexual organs’ on golf course

A similar incident was reported at a course here in SE Wisconsin and made the local news.

Pathetically, the only point of vision to the activities that occurred was from I-94 through a 50ft opening in the trees surrounding the club. So, to be offended, you had to be looking at just the right spot while traveling at 55-65mph on the freeway. Hardly public display of indecency.
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Old 06-21-12, 08:01 AM   #24
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Cougariffic!
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Old 06-21-12, 08:46 AM   #25
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I guess I don't care.
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