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Old 05-07-12, 11:58 AM   #1
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Lightning strikes man... IN THE SCROTUM!



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Lightning strikes man’s scrotum

Lightning struck a 53-year-old man's scrotum and then exited his body through one of his feet in madrid, spain. The good news: He survived. The bad news: His testicles were burned. A lucky man. Or maybe not.

The man was walking on avenida de la ilustración—a street in madrid's suburb tres cantos—when the lightning struck his scrotum through his pants, travelled down one of his legs and went to the sidewalk through his foot. He fell unconscious.

His son called the emergency services, who treated the burns on his scrotum and feet. They moved him to the hospital de la paz, where he got under several tests. Luckily, his heart and brain were not affected by the lightning, said the doctors.
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Old 05-07-12, 12:04 PM   #2
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Re: Lightning strikes man... IN THE SCROTUM!

Doctors have advised me to stay indoors during thunderstorms for similar reasons. It's a curse.
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Old 05-07-12, 12:06 PM   #3
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Proof God is a woman.
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Old 05-07-12, 12:14 PM   #4
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Old 05-07-12, 12:18 PM   #5
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mhg83 - see, you can get it done for free.
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Old 05-07-12, 12:18 PM   #6
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The doctors also report that he has been less testy since the accident.
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Old 05-07-12, 12:42 PM   #7
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Re: Lightning strikes man... IN THE SCROTUM!

The victim should be advised not to leave ice on his testicles for too long during his recovery.
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Old 05-07-12, 12:49 PM   #8
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Re: Lightning strikes man... IN THE SCROTUM!

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The doctors also report that he has been less testy since the accident.
True, I heard he was a little 'nutty' before the incident.
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Old 05-07-12, 12:54 PM   #9
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Re: Lightning strikes man... IN THE SCROTUM!

I'm not sure, but I think he wins. It's close.
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Old 05-07-12, 12:55 PM   #10
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Luckily, his heart and brain were not affected by the lightning, said the doctors.
Just his will to live.
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Old 05-07-12, 12:56 PM   #11
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Old 05-07-12, 12:57 PM   #12
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Re: Lightning strikes man... IN THE SCROTUM!

Instead of blue balls, he has broiled balls?
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Old 05-07-12, 01:15 PM   #13
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Instead of blue balls, he has broiled balls?
More like flash fried.
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Old 05-07-12, 01:25 PM   #14
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Worst comic book origin ever.
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Old 05-07-12, 01:34 PM   #15
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Worst comic book origin ever.
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Old 05-07-12, 02:17 PM   #16
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Old 05-07-12, 02:17 PM   #17
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Ball lightening?
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Old 05-07-12, 02:53 PM   #18
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Great thread!
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Old 05-07-12, 03:36 PM   #19
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Re: Lightning strikes man... IN THE SCROTUM!

This sign makes a whole lot more sense now:

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Old 05-07-12, 03:56 PM   #20
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Re: Lightning strikes man... IN THE SCROTUM!

When someone took him to the hospital thunderstorm vas deferens.

I'm no good at this.
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Old 05-07-12, 04:06 PM   #21
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I'm not sure, but I think he wins. It's close.
Nope, You've got to step it up a notch. I'm thinking something involving a woodchipper and a 55 gallon drum of KY.
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Old 05-07-12, 04:47 PM   #22
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Now, if I can just figure out how to make that happen on purpose... to someone...
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Old 05-07-12, 05:22 PM   #23
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Yes! When I log on to DVDTalk and go to the "other" forum, THIS is the kind of headline I should be seeing.
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