Lightning strikes man... IN THE SCROTUM!

Dr Mabuse · 05-07-12, 11:58 AM

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Lightning strikes man’s scrotum

Lightning struck a 53-year-old man's scrotum and then exited his body through one of his feet in madrid, spain. The good news: He survived. The bad news: His testicles were burned. A lucky man. Or maybe not.

The man was walking on avenida de la ilustración—a street in madrid's suburb tres cantos—when the lightning struck his scrotum through his pants, travelled down one of his legs and went to the sidewalk through his foot. He fell unconscious.

His son called the emergency services, who treated the burns on his scrotum and feet. They moved him to the hospital de la paz, where he got under several tests. Luckily, his heart and brain were not affected by the lightning, said the doctors.

Thor Simpson · 05-07-12, 12:04 PM

Doctors have advised me to stay indoors during thunderstorms for similar reasons. It's a curse.

Lord Zarak · 05-07-12, 12:06 PM

Proof God is a woman.

Bandoman · 05-07-12, 12:14 PM

Free vasectomy!

cungar · 05-07-12, 12:18 PM

mhg83 - see, you can get it done for free.

wishbone · 05-07-12, 12:18 PM

The doctors also report that he has been less testy since the accident.

Kmical · 05-07-12, 12:42 PM

The victim should be advised not to leave ice on his testicles for too long during his recovery.

Mankal · 05-07-12, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by wishbone

The doctors also report that he has been less testy since the accident.

True, I heard he was a little 'nutty' before the incident.

kvrdave · 05-07-12, 12:54 PM

I'm not sure, but I think he wins. It's close.

kvrdave · 05-07-12, 12:55 PM

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Luckily, his heart and brain were not affected by the lightning, said the doctors.

Just his will to live.

Larry C. · 05-07-12, 12:56 PM

TomOpus · 05-07-12, 12:57 PM

Instead of blue balls, he has broiled balls?

wishbone · 05-07-12, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by TomOpus

Instead of blue balls, he has broiled balls?

More like flash fried.

Meglos · 05-07-12, 01:25 PM

Worst comic book origin ever.

kvrdave · 05-07-12, 01:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Meglos

Worst comic book origin ever.

Solid Snake PAC · 05-07-12, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Meglos

Worst comic book origin ever.

Shazam · 05-07-12, 02:17 PM

Ball lightening?

VinVega · 05-07-12, 02:53 PM

Great thread!

TomOpus · 05-07-12, 03:36 PM

This sign makes a whole lot more sense now:

The Bus · 05-07-12, 03:56 PM

When someone took him to the hospital thunderstorm vas deferens.

I'm no good at this.

crazyronin · 05-07-12, 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by kvrdave

I'm not sure, but I think he wins. It's close.

Nope, You've got to step it up a notch. I'm thinking something involving a woodchipper and a 55 gallon drum of KY.

Mrs. Danger · 05-07-12, 04:47 PM

Now, if I can just figure out how to make that happen on purpose... to someone...

Ky-Fi · 05-07-12, 05:22 PM

Yes! When I log on to DVDTalk and go to the "other" forum, THIS is the kind of headline I should be seeing.

Sonic · 05-07-12, 05:33 PM

Hoodlum dead with a shock look on his face, eyes wide open...fried

Superhero With No Name: "Are you alright ma'm?"

Helpless Lady: "OMG Thank you..thank you!"

Crowd: "Wow did you see that...who is that guy...how did he do that!"

Helpless Lady: "Who are you?"

Superhero With No Name: "You can call me...(thinking)...THUNDERDICK"

wishbone · 05-07-12, 06:17 PM

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