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Old 05-05-12, 12:33 PM   #1
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Happy Cinco De Mayo!!

*Jules hangs up a pinata and puts a bottle of tequila on a table.*
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Old 05-05-12, 12:44 PM   #2
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!

I prefer Cinco de Miracle Whip
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Old 05-05-12, 01:29 PM   #3
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!

Happy Alcoholiday!
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Old 05-05-12, 01:39 PM   #4
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I prefer Cinco de Miracle Whip
*Jules smashes the botle of tequila on TomOpus's head for making a corny joke then does the Cucaracha on his unconscious body.*
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Old 05-05-12, 01:44 PM   #5
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!

Battalla de Puebla!
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Old 05-05-12, 01:44 PM   #6
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!

Save the tequila!
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Old 05-05-12, 01:48 PM   #7
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Old 05-05-12, 01:52 PM   #8
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Finally! The day has come where I get to be doubly cautious of all the illegals drinking and driving.
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Old 05-05-12, 01:54 PM   #9
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!

And Happy Supposed Mexican Holiday That's Celebrated By More Americans Than Mexicans Day to you too.

now, good day sir!
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Old 05-05-12, 02:20 PM   #10
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And Happy Supposed Mexican Holiday That's Celebrated By More Americans Than Mexicans Day to you too.

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Old 05-05-12, 03:18 PM   #11
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Old 05-05-12, 03:37 PM   #12
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I'm holding out for Cinco de Groucho.
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Old 05-05-12, 04:55 PM   #13
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Old 05-05-12, 04:58 PM   #14
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!

I celebrated Cinco de Moe's today and got a delicious burrito and free T-shirt for my troubles.
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Old 05-05-12, 06:05 PM   #15
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Why would you drink a fifth of mayonnaise?
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Old 05-05-12, 06:14 PM   #16
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Because we're the 20%, Gringo.
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Old 05-05-12, 08:24 PM   #17
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Finally! The day has come where I get to be doubly cautious of all the illegals drinking and driving.
Bingo!

Roads in SoCal were empty a few minutes ago. Probably all getting drunk.
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Old 05-05-12, 10:14 PM   #18
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Yes, because those are the ones celebrating. It's not an excuse for white people to drink. At all.
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Old 05-05-12, 10:51 PM   #19
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Yes, because those are the ones celebrating. It's not an excuse for white people to drink. At all.
Well, they are the ones celebrating. They're just not the only ones.

Cinco de Mayo is just another excuse to get together with your buddies and get smashed.
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Old 05-06-12, 09:32 AM   #20
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Fewer drunks on the road, actually. They drink more than usual, and can't find their cars before they pass out entirely.

The drunks are on the road today.

Going to church, before all the alcohol is out of their system.
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