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Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: wandering the earth like Caine in the Kung-Fu
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Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
*Jules hangs up a pinata and puts a bottle of tequila on a table.*
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The critics are raving about the return of Jules!! "Go fuck yourself!"- Bandoman "And maybe Jules should have just stayed away?"-d2cheer "...you judgmental prick."-Abob Teff "Oh, great...another crazy cat lady around here."-Mikael79 |
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DVD Talk Legend
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Kansas City, MO
Posts: 23,339
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
I prefer Cinco de Miracle Whip
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DVD Talk Hero
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Central Florida
Posts: 25,826
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
Happy Alcoholiday!
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DVD Talk Legend
Join Date: Jul 2000
Location: wandering the earth like Caine in the Kung-Fu
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
*Jules smashes the botle of tequila on TomOpus's head for making a corny joke then does the Cucaracha on his unconscious body.*
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The critics are raving about the return of Jules!! "Go fuck yourself!"- Bandoman "And maybe Jules should have just stayed away?"-d2cheer "...you judgmental prick."-Abob Teff "Oh, great...another crazy cat lady around here."-Mikael79 |
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Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: 75 clicks above the Do Lung bridge...
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
Battalla de Puebla!
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DVD Talk Legend
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Kansas City, MO
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
Save the tequila!
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DVD Talk Hall of Fame
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Wichita, KS
Posts: 8,175
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
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DVD Talk Legend
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Behind the Orange Curtain
Posts: 17,175
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
Finally! The day has come where I get to be doubly cautious of all the illegals drinking and driving.
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DVD Talk Hall of Fame
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Working for Gizmonic Institute
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
And Happy Supposed Mexican Holiday That's Celebrated By More Americans Than Mexicans Day to you too.
now, good day sir! |
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Central Florida
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Posts: 3,133
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
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DVD Talk Hero
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Overpricedville, OR
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
I'm holding out for Cinco de Groucho.
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DVD Talk Hall of Fame
Join Date: Oct 2001
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
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DVD Talk Legend
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: MN
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
I celebrated Cinco de Moe's today and got a delicious burrito and free T-shirt for my troubles.
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Join Date: Apr 1999
Location: Seattle, WA
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
Why would you drink a fifth of mayonnaise?
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Join Date: Jan 2002
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
Because we're the 20%, Gringo.
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
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DVD Talk Godfather
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: New York
Posts: 51,655
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
Yes, because those are the ones celebrating. It's not an excuse for white people to drink. At all.
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Join Date: Jun 2002
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
Quote:
Cinco de Mayo is just another excuse to get together with your buddies and get smashed.
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Join Date: May 2005
Location: With Nick Danger
Posts: 15,192
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Re: Happy Cinco De Mayo!!
Fewer drunks on the road, actually. They drink more than usual, and can't find their cars before they pass out entirely.
The drunks are on the road today. Going to church, before all the alcohol is out of their system. |
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