Introduce yourself.

Jules Winfield · 05-02-12, 05:25 PM

Hello, my name here is Jules Winfield. My real name is Antoine. I come here to calm the voices in my head but in real life, I'm much more mellow. I have two kids(3 and 1) and a lovely wife. And that's all I feel comfortable about divulging about the real me so far.

I figured since there's a shit load of names here that I don't even recognize, this would be a good place to read up and find out who you fuckers are. If I already know your name, fuck off. Otherwise, spill your guts.

jfoobar · 05-02-12, 06:07 PM

Hello, my name here is jfoobar. My real name is Justin.

I shoot more shotgun shells in a weekend than most nuns do in a year.

troystiffler · 05-02-12, 06:21 PM

My real name is Troy.

Like a battered wife, I stay here because I am afraid to leave and don't know anything else.

cdollaz · 05-02-12, 06:23 PM

Hi, my name is Keith, and I'm a scorpio from Athens, GA, and I like to find the essence from within.

NORML54601 · 05-02-12, 06:28 PM

My real name is Josh though my family and all the old ladies on my floor are the only ones that call me that, everyone else calls me Gus. No wife or kids and never will. I have a cat named Bitey, I love tattoos (6 so far), and love me my maryjane. I live in a boring fucking city and I really hope the high speed rail gets built so I can get to The Cities, Madison, Milwaukee, or Chicago with ease.

I come here because you guys never fail to amuse me and I love to laugh.

Solid Snake PAC · 05-02-12, 06:33 PM

Hi, my motherfucking name in this sweet shithole is Solid Snake PAC. My real name is Steven....or Esteban when I'm Mexico. Live in Denton, Tx. Love it. College pussy all around. I'm 25, getting laid all the time, working out like a crazed son of a bitch, and working a lot. Doing some grad work too, but i'm not going to finish it..I'm just doing it to work w/ cameras we got. I don't live anywhere legally speaking..I just sleep in my car at times or crash at a girl's place usually. It's good. No rent. More money for me. Fuck yeah, motherfucker. Also...I'll fucking rape you. When you're asleep..or awake.

Minor Threat · 05-02-12, 06:35 PM

Fuck you.....

wd40cloud · 05-02-12, 06:50 PM

Hello, my name is Jimmy, and I'm an alcoholic and a chain-smoker.

TomOpus · 05-02-12, 06:51 PM

Philzilla · 05-02-12, 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Minor Threat

Fuck you.....

I'm going with this

mhg83 · 05-02-12, 06:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NORML54601

My real name is Josh though my family and all the old ladies on my floor are the only ones that call me that, everyone else calls me Gus. No wife or kids and never will. I have a cat named Bitey, I love tattoos (6 so far), and love me my maryjane. I live in a boring fucking city and I really hope the high speed rail gets built so I can get to The Cities, Madison, Milwaukee, or Chicago with ease.

I come here because you guys never fail to amuse me and I love to laugh.

Simpsons?

Minor Threat · 05-02-12, 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Philzilla

I'm going with this

Fuck you as well.....

mhg83 · 05-02-12, 07:03 PM

My real name is Mike. I live by myself and have two dogs and two cats. One is a Pug and the other a Beagle. I live a pretty boring normal life.

Numanoid · 05-02-12, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wd40cloud

Hello, my name is Jimmy, and I'm an alcoholic

Hi Jimmy.

Vibiana · 05-02-12, 07:24 PM

"Hello. My name is Gwen, and I'm here to WARRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH your vagina."

* * * * * * *

Just kidding. My name in real life is Elaine, pampered paramour of the dashing Sgt. Honeylamb, we live in boring old Kansas with five cats and I have been in love with this place for six relentless, gut-wrenching years. Do your worst, Otters; you will never drive me away. I live for your bitch-slappings.

Thor Simpson · 05-02-12, 07:56 PM

Hello, my name is Bandoman. I'm a chinese-mexican hooker from Botswana and I raise cattle while renting them out on Craigslist for adult services. I am 5'2, brown eyes, and I have a scab collection that was submitted to the Guiness Book of World Records but rejected because the record for that has to be your own scabs.

NORML54601 · 05-02-12, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mhg83

Simpsons?

Yup. That scene in the Monorail episode was playing when I watched her slide out of her mom. I used it ironically since she was the runt. Homer called the big one Bitey.

jfoobar · 05-02-12, 08:08 PM

My name is Bob. I have bitch tits.

JANK · 05-02-12, 08:09 PM

An Outlaw In Peru...

I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won many weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire living room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have preformed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

TomOpus · 05-02-12, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mhg83

I live a pretty boring normal-tasting-butt life.

fixed...

RagingBull80 · 05-02-12, 08:46 PM

My name is Aaron and I joined DVD Talk about 8 years ago to start a thread about the Robocop Criterion DVD and I've been stuck here ever since.

Quote:

Originally Posted by cdollaz

Hi, my name is Keith, and I'm a scorpio from Athens, GA, and I like to find the essence from within.

How old are you and when did you leave?

FantasticVSDoom · 05-02-12, 08:52 PM

Hmmm Im fantasticvsdoom, and its a fucking dumb name... My real name is Justin and its pretty dumb too. I live in Queens with my girlfriend. Im originally from Florida. Um, I guess thats it for now.

tommyp007 · 05-02-12, 09:52 PM

My real name is Tommy. I'm originally from NC but have lived in East TN for a few years. I'm married with 1 daughter. I spend most of my free time watching movies, Panthers football, smoking Camels and drinking!

foxdvd · 05-02-12, 10:03 PM

Dwight...father of 3...two of them teens..single father with full custody of my kids...and I will never lick a monkey's butt

fumanstan · 05-02-12, 10:03 PM

I'm Stan. I'm 29, live and work in Irvine, CA after growing up here, and am an IT Systems Administrator at one of the cooler companies out there. I'm here because I like movies, sports, and video games while having collected DVD's and now Blu-rays.

05-02-12, 05:25 PM	#1
Jules Winfield DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: wandering the earth like Caine in the Kung-Fu Posts: 19,702	Introduce yourself. Hello, my name here is Jules Winfield. My real name is Antoine. I come here to calm the voices in my head but in real life, I'm much more mellow. I have two kids(3 and 1) and a lovely wife. And that's all I feel comfortable about divulging about the real me so far. I figured since there's a shit load of names here that I don't even recognize, this would be a good place to read up and find out who you fuckers are. If I already know your name, fuck off. Otherwise, spill your guts. __________________ The critics are raving about the return of Jules!! "Go fuck yourself!"- Bandoman "And maybe Jules should have just stayed away?"-d2cheer "...you judgmental prick."-Abob Teff "Oh, great...another crazy cat lady around here."-Mikael79

05-02-12, 06:07 PM	#2
jfoobar DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 31,564	Re: Introduce yourself. Hello, my name here is jfoobar. My real name is Justin. I shoot more shotgun shells in a weekend than most nuns do in a year. __________________ If you can’t say something nice, don’t say something nice.

05-02-12, 06:21 PM	#3
troystiffler DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Nov 1999 Location: Phoenix, AZ, Passively angry as heck but gosh darn I'll sit back and take it you know, whatever Posts: 10,243	Re: Introduce yourself. My real name is Troy. Like a battered wife, I stay here because I am afraid to leave and don't know anything else. __________________ Hrmph.

05-02-12, 06:23 PM	#4
cdollaz DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sugar Land, TX Posts: 12,903	Re: Introduce yourself. Hi, my name is Keith, and I'm a scorpio from Athens, GA, and I like to find the essence from within.

05-02-12, 06:28 PM	#5
NORML54601 DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 14,956	Re: Introduce yourself. My real name is Josh though my family and all the old ladies on my floor are the only ones that call me that, everyone else calls me Gus. No wife or kids and never will. I have a cat named Bitey, I love tattoos (6 so far), and love me my maryjane. I live in a boring fucking city and I really hope the high speed rail gets built so I can get to The Cities, Madison, Milwaukee, or Chicago with ease. I come here because you guys never fail to amuse me and I love to laugh. __________________ I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor I'm a creationist, I believe man created God. - Seen on a bumper sticker

05-02-12, 06:33 PM	#6
Solid Snake PAC DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Denton, Tx Posts: 22,117	Re: Introduce yourself. Hi, my motherfucking name in this sweet shithole is Solid Snake PAC. My real name is Steven....or Esteban when I'm Mexico. Live in Denton, Tx. Love it. College pussy all around. I'm 25, getting laid all the time, working out like a crazed son of a bitch, and working a lot. Doing some grad work too, but i'm not going to finish it..I'm just doing it to work w/ cameras we got. I don't live anywhere legally speaking..I just sleep in my car at times or crash at a girl's place usually. It's good. No rent. More money for me. Fuck yeah, motherfucker. Also...I'll fucking rape you. When you're asleep..or awake.

05-02-12, 06:35 PM	#7
Minor Threat DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: - Flex your head - Posts: 13,580	Re: Introduce yourself. Fuck you..... __________________ "I think they go by username, so you're probably not a very high priority at the moment." - dork "Kansas chokes every year. I don't see why this year will be any different. Go Davidson." - Michael Corvin - Kansas University 2008 National Champions!!!!!

05-02-12, 06:50 PM	#8
wd40cloud Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Wareham, MA Posts: 501	Re: Introduce yourself. Hello, my name is Jimmy, and I'm an alcoholic and a chain-smoker. __________________ Blu-Rays DVDAf

05-02-12, 06:51 PM	#9
TomOpus DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Kansas City, MO Posts: 23,285	Re: Introduce yourself. Tom __________________ "Pear Pimples for Hairy Fishnuts!" My So-Called DVD Life (Profiler),A Fistful of Discs (DVDAf)

05-02-12, 07:03 PM	#13
mhg83 DVD Talk Hall of Fame Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 7,872	Re: Introduce yourself. My real name is Mike. I live by myself and have two dogs and two cats. One is a Pug and the other a Beagle. I live a pretty boring normal life. __________________ XBL Gamertag: bauer83 According to what I saw in Oz; I bet they'd wish their butt-hole were behind seven proxies -Navinabob

05-02-12, 07:24 PM	#15
Vibiana DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Living in a van down by the river Posts: 10,933	Re: Introduce yourself. "Hello. My name is Gwen, and I'm here to WARRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHH your vagina." * * * * * * * Just kidding. My name in real life is Elaine, pampered paramour of the dashing Sgt. Honeylamb, we live in boring old Kansas with five cats and I have been in love with this place for six relentless, gut-wrenching years. Do your worst, Otters; you will never drive me away. I live for your bitch-slappings. __________________ Vibiana hooks up with chicks, she's more of a winner than most of the internet. -- mndtrp "If everyone you know is doing it, the only thing to do is rush into a marriage. It'll turn out great so don't worry about it." -- Jules Winfield

05-02-12, 07:56 PM	#16
Thor Simpson DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 35,014	Re: Introduce yourself. Hello, my name is Bandoman. I'm a chinese-mexican hooker from Botswana and I raise cattle while renting them out on Craigslist for adult services. I am 5'2, brown eyes, and I have a scab collection that was submitted to the Guiness Book of World Records but rejected because the record for that has to be your own scabs. __________________ I'm not a fan of people quoting others and saying "This," but... This. - VinVega

05-02-12, 08:08 PM	#18
jfoobar DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 31,564	Re: Introduce yourself. My name is Bob. I have bitch tits. __________________ If you can’t say something nice, don’t say something nice.

05-02-12, 08:09 PM	#19
JANK Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: on some faraway beach Posts: 970	Re: Introduce yourself. An Outlaw In Peru... I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I’m bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don’t perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won many weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire living room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have preformed open-heart surgery, and I have spoken with Elvis.

05-02-12, 08:52 PM	#22
FantasticVSDoom DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Deep behind enemy lines...NYC! Posts: 11,145	Re: Introduce yourself. Hmmm Im fantasticvsdoom, and its a fucking dumb name... My real name is Justin and its pretty dumb too. I live in Queens with my girlfriend. Im originally from Florida. Um, I guess thats it for now. __________________ GO REDSOX!!! "Fighting is the best thing a man can have in his soul."-Renzo Gracie

05-02-12, 09:52 PM	#23
tommyp007 DVD Talk Platinum Edition Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Kingsport, TN Posts: 3,920	Re: Introduce yourself. My real name is Tommy. I'm originally from NC but have lived in East TN for a few years. I'm married with 1 daughter. I spend most of my free time watching movies, Panthers football, smoking Camels and drinking! __________________ I'd rather spend 30 days in the hole than getting it 30 days in my hole - Pedagogue

05-02-12, 10:03 PM	#24
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05-02-12, 10:03 PM	#25
fumanstan DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Irvine, CA Posts: 33,264	Re: Introduce yourself. I'm Stan. I'm 29, live and work in Irvine, CA after growing up here, and am an IT Systems Administrator at one of the cooler companies out there. I'm here because I like movies, sports, and video games while having collected DVD's and now Blu-rays. __________________ 3x Sheep Champion VG Round 1b \| VG Round 7 \| NFL