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Old 04-25-12, 08:15 PM   #1
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Best Craigslist ad ever?

Makes me wanna buy it.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/sno/cto/2977737272.html
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Old 04-25-12, 08:17 PM   #2
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Re: Best Craigslist ad ever?

The guy with the trains and imitation crab meat is still my favorite, but this one is hilarious.
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Old 04-25-12, 08:26 PM   #3
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Re: Best Craigslist ad ever?

Amazing.
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Old 04-25-12, 08:36 PM   #4
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Re: Best Craigslist ad ever?

That's pretty great.
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Old 04-25-12, 08:51 PM   #5
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Re: Best Craigslist ad ever?

Nicely done.
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Old 04-25-12, 09:12 PM   #6
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The guy with the trains and imitation crab meat is still my favorite, but this one is hilarious.
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Old 04-25-12, 09:30 PM   #7
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Re: Best Craigslist ad ever?

I want to buy that car cuz of that ad. Also....trains and crab meat? Link?
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Old 04-25-12, 09:32 PM   #8
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Old 04-25-12, 09:39 PM   #9
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Re: Best Craigslist ad ever?

wtf is a Jo and wtf does it mean that it's on HO scale?
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Old 04-25-12, 09:46 PM   #10
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Jack off; HO is a scale of model trains.
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Old 04-25-12, 09:57 PM   #11
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Re: Best Craigslist ad ever?

I still can't get over the guy claiming he's 48. He looks like 65.
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Old 04-25-12, 10:07 PM   #12
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Old 04-25-12, 10:24 PM   #13
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Re: Best Craigslist ad ever?

By which you mean Thursday.
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Old 04-25-12, 10:32 PM   #14
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Old 04-26-12, 07:57 AM   #15
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Posting was flagged and I missed it. Boo!
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Old 04-26-12, 08:26 AM   #16
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Re: Best Craigslist ad ever?

This is why you cut and paste stuff.

Useless thread. Bravo!
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Old 04-26-12, 08:48 AM   #17
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Blown head gasket and all, I wanna buy this car just so I can drive it off a cliff with every woman in the world piled into it, like "Thelma and Louise."
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Old 04-26-12, 08:58 AM   #18
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Re: Best Craigslist ad ever?

Here is what it was

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Took a minute to find it.
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Old 04-26-12, 09:00 AM   #19
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yea.. i love how he slipped the blown head gasket into the description
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Old 04-26-12, 09:00 AM   #20
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Re: Best Craigslist ad ever?

All women since the dawn of 1995??? That only makes them 17 and NOT women!! Could be looking for trouble there.
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Old 04-26-12, 09:02 AM   #21
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Old 04-26-12, 09:02 AM   #22
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Old 04-26-12, 12:06 PM   #23
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Re: Best Craigslist ad ever?

Ah, a fellow dweller of Snohomish County, WA. If I ever sell my car, I'll ask him for a write up.
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Old 04-26-12, 12:22 PM   #24
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I was selling a 2002 Ford Crown Victoria on Craigslist and I wrote a "funny description" that quoted the Blues Brothers. All the stuff about it having "cop shocks, cop motor, etc". Despite how "hip" the Craigslist crowd is supposed to be I don't think anybody got the joke. After re-listing it three times with the Blues Brothers jokes I took the jokes out and the car sold in 2 days. The jokes scared buyers off.

Then again this guy is selling a 15 year old car for $700
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Old 01-02-13, 06:20 PM   #25
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Re: Best Craigslist ad ever?

found this funny for some reason:

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I can help you with all of that while I'm Naked.

Maybe you need to put things away that require a ladder, I can help with that as well.

If your interested, tell me where your located and what you need done.
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