Question about getting laid

FRwL · 04-23-12, 11:02 PM

If you enter her for like 10 seconds and then just pull out, have you lost your virginity?? Then going arond grasping rose bushes and shredding hands in a freakout.

cdollaz · 04-23-12, 11:03 PM

Finger, tongue, hot dog, or pecker?

glassdragon · 04-23-12, 11:05 PM

Well if you are a virgin and pull out in 10 seconds I assume you did so because you were done, in that case yes, yes you have.

mcfly · 04-23-12, 11:06 PM

This is definitely a question pegged for an internet message board. If I asked anybody I knew that question I wouldn't hear the end of it.

FRwL · 04-23-12, 11:09 PM

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Originally Posted by glassdragon

Well if you are a virgin and pull out in 10 seconds I assume you did so because you were done, in that case yes, yes you have.

No, there is no finishing thus the pull out.

mcfly · 04-23-12, 11:10 PM

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Originally Posted by FRwL

No, there is no finishing thus the pull out.

Pre-cum still counts.

covenant · 04-23-12, 11:12 PM

Even the slightest breaking of the plane counts, in my book.

grundle · 04-23-12, 11:19 PM

edstein · 04-23-12, 11:19 PM

Technically yes but I wouldn't brag about it.

Mrs. Danger · 04-23-12, 11:21 PM

You're weird.

I like that in a man.

Save Ferris · 04-23-12, 11:22 PM

Depends. Was she awake?

Charlie Goose · 04-23-12, 11:23 PM

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Originally Posted by FRwL

just pull out

Translation: Shot payload in 10 seconds

And the answer is YES.

cdollaz · 04-23-12, 11:24 PM

Was she human?

foxdvd · 04-23-12, 11:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Save Ferris

Depends. Was she awake?

was she alive?

FRwL · 04-23-12, 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Danger

You're weird.

Thats funny a friend also says that.

whoopdido · 04-23-12, 11:34 PM

I believe losing one's virginity means to have sex until completion. Basically a dude hasn't lost his virginity until he blows his load due to penetration. Blow jobs and hand jobs don't count. Just sticking it in doesn't count either. You have to finish. No idea what constitutes lost virginity for a chick.

foxdvd · 04-23-12, 11:37 PM

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Originally Posted by whoopdido

No idea what constitutes lost virginity for a chick.

right since chicks don't have orgasms....

Heat · 04-23-12, 11:37 PM

Was she human, and alive?

whoopdido · 04-24-12, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by foxdvd

right since chicks don't have orgasms....

Don't have what? Never heard that word before.

JTH182 · 04-24-12, 12:55 AM

I'd put it in the win column.

DVD Polizei · 04-24-12, 12:55 AM

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Originally Posted by foxdvd

right since chicks don't have orgasms....

Correct. They have attitudes.

kvrdave · 04-24-12, 01:27 AM

How many thrusts? Why do you want it not to count?

The Bus · 04-24-12, 03:33 AM

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Originally Posted by kvrdave

How many thrusts? Why do you want it not to count?

His wife is asking.

Deadman31 · 04-24-12, 04:09 AM

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Originally Posted by FRwL

If you enter her for like 10 seconds and then just pull out, have you lost your virginity?? Then going arond grasping rose bushes and shredding hands in a freakout.

WTF is the second part of this? So you entered her for 10 seconds went and fondled a rose bush and lost your hands in a chainsaw accident?

Id say not a virgin.

Nefarious · 04-24-12, 04:30 AM

If it left smelling like it, then it was there.

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FRwL DVD Talk Gold Edition Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: California Posts: 2,444	Question about getting laid If you enter her for like 10 seconds and then just pull out, have you lost your virginity?? Then going arond grasping rose bushes and shredding hands in a freakout. __________________ http://thetales.blog.com Last edited by FRwL; 04-23-12 at 11:27 PM.

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cdollaz DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sugar Land, TX Posts: 12,914	Re: Question about getting laid Finger, tongue, hot dog, or pecker?

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covenant DVD Talk Platinum Edition Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Smyrna TN Posts: 3,457	Re: Question about getting laid Even the slightest breaking of the plane counts, in my book.

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edstein DVD Talk Hall of Fame Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Wichita, KS Posts: 8,112	Re: Question about getting laid Technically yes but I wouldn't brag about it.

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cdollaz DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Sugar Land, TX Posts: 12,914	Re: Question about getting laid Was she human?

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whoopdido DVD Talk Limited Edition Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 6,306	Re: Question about getting laid I believe losing one's virginity means to have sex until completion. Basically a dude hasn't lost his virginity until he blows his load due to penetration. Blow jobs and hand jobs don't count. Just sticking it in doesn't count either. You have to finish. No idea what constitutes lost virginity for a chick.

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