Question about getting laid - Page 4

Jules Winfield · 04-25-12, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Larry C.

Sorry guys if you haven't pee'd in her butt you're all virgins.

Man, I pee in her butt, ear, bellybutton, I pee everywhere.

Larry C. · 04-25-12, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Jules Winfield

Man, I pee in her butt, ear, bellybutton, I pee everywhere.

I specially like in the hair and in between the toes.

Living Dead · 04-25-12, 09:38 PM

My conclusion is that the OP discovered he was gay. I can't think of any other reason for stopping 10 seconds into sex to go outside and mangle your hands in a thorny rosebush, unless it's to "punish" yourself for the act.

foxdvd · 04-25-12, 10:23 PM

my theory is if you don't post on dvdtalk while your dick is inside a girl...you are still a virgin...

and if you have never had foxdvd inside you...you are still a virgin...

so you got 2 choices....

FRwL · 04-25-12, 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Living Dead

My conclusion is that the OP discovered he was gay. I can't think of any other reason for stopping 10 seconds into sex to go outside and mangle your hands in a thorny rosebush, unless it's to "punish" yourself for the act.

That's... pretty much it.

Supermallet · 04-26-12, 12:28 AM

Is this real life?

Hadrian7 · 04-26-12, 12:31 AM

It's still better than what is on tv at this hour. Carson Daly anyone?

GMan2819 · 04-26-12, 12:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Living Dead

My conclusion is that the OP discovered he was gay. I can't think of any other reason for stopping 10 seconds into sex to go outside and mangle your hands in a thorny rosebush, unless it's to "punish" yourself for the act.

How about trying to bang your sister/mother but then realizing that banging your sister/mother is generally frowned upon by society?

MoviePage · 04-26-12, 01:24 AM

Still need more details from OP in order to determine virginity status and symbolism of roses/thorns.

SkullOrchard · 04-26-12, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by whoopdido

No idea what constitutes lost virginity for a chick.

A vigorous horseback ride has been known to do the trick.

Deadman31 · 04-26-12, 04:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Jules Winfield

Man, I pee in her butt, ear, bellybutton, I pee everywhere.

my baby pees everywhere too. Pretty sure he is still a virgin.

DeputyDave · 04-26-12, 08:15 PM

Ladies and gentlemen, I think we are looking at the future. We have just met the next generation's mhgfan.

Welcome FRwL, I look forward to many threads to come.

mhg83 · 04-26-12, 08:23 PM

OP next time you come to Chicago, imma gonna show you the time of your life. By the end of the night, you'll know you've lost your virginity

grenier · 04-26-12, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by mhg83

By the end of the night, you'll know you've lost your virginity

And gained some bumps on your palves.

DeputyDave · 04-26-12, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by mhg83

OP next time you come to Chicago, imma gonna show you the time of your life. By the end of the night, you'll know you've lost your virginity

MoviePage · 04-26-12, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mhg83

OP next time you come to Chicago, imma gonna show you the time of your life. By the end of the night, you'll know you've lost your virginity

According to some people here that wouldn't count. He'd still be clean and pure as snow after a wild night with you.

glassdragon · 04-26-12, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MoviePage

According to some people here that wouldn't count. He'd still be clean and pure as snow after a wild night with you.

He WILL be scarred for life though. There would be things he could never unsee.

Jack Straw · 05-03-12, 05:27 PM

One of my internet alias' is "Busta Hymen". I'm not kidding.

To the OP, you lost your cherry. Sorry or congrats as the case may be for you.

SkullOrchard · 05-03-12, 10:59 PM

Peeing in a girl's butt is kid stuff, real men poop in a girl's vagina.

Kmical · 05-04-12, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SkullOrchard

Peeing in a girl's butt is kid stuff, real men poop in a girl's vagina.

Please, do not give mhg83 any new ideas for his dating thread.

04-25-12, 09:38 PM	#78
Living Dead DVD Talk Gold Edition Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: The Graveyard Posts: 2,758	Re: Question about getting laid My conclusion is that the OP discovered he was gay. I can't think of any other reason for stopping 10 seconds into sex to go outside and mangle your hands in a thorny rosebush, unless it's to "punish" yourself for the act.

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04-26-12, 01:24 AM	#84
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DeputyDave DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 12,564	Re: Question about getting laid Ladies and gentlemen, I think we are looking at the future. We have just met the next generation's mhgfan. Welcome FRwL, I look forward to many threads to come. __________________ DVDSpot, RIP Last edited by DeputyDave; 04-26-12 at 09:54 PM.

04-26-12, 08:23 PM	#88
mhg83 DVD Talk Hall of Fame Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 7,893	Re: Question about getting laid OP next time you come to Chicago, imma gonna show you the time of your life. By the end of the night, you'll know you've lost your virginity __________________ XBL Gamertag: bauer83 According to what I saw in Oz; I bet they'd wish their butt-hole were behind seven proxies -Navinabob

05-03-12, 05:27 PM	#93
Jack Straw DVD Talk Ultimate Edition Join Date: May 1999 Location: So. Calif. Posts: 4,275	Re: Question about getting laid One of my internet alias' is "Busta Hymen". I'm not kidding. To the OP, you lost your cherry. Sorry or congrats as the case may be for you. __________________ "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather you should skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, boilermaker in the other, body totally used up, totally worn out and screaming 'woo hoo, what a ride!" - author unknown Last edited by Jack Straw; 05-03-12 at 05:34 PM.

05-03-12, 10:59 PM	#94
SkullOrchard DVD Talk Gold Edition Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: West Central Georgia Posts: 2,916	Re: Question about getting laid Peeing in a girl's butt is kid stuff, real men poop in a girl's vagina.