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Old 04-25-12, 05:07 PM   #76
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Sorry guys if you haven't pee'd in her butt you're all virgins.
Man, I pee in her butt, ear, bellybutton, I pee everywhere.
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Old 04-25-12, 06:17 PM   #77
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Man, I pee in her butt, ear, bellybutton, I pee everywhere.
I specially like in the hair and in between the toes.
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Old 04-25-12, 09:38 PM   #78
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My conclusion is that the OP discovered he was gay. I can't think of any other reason for stopping 10 seconds into sex to go outside and mangle your hands in a thorny rosebush, unless it's to "punish" yourself for the act.
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Old 04-25-12, 10:23 PM   #79
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my theory is if you don't post on dvdtalk while your dick is inside a girl...you are still a virgin...

and if you have never had foxdvd inside you...you are still a virgin...

so you got 2 choices....
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Old 04-25-12, 11:55 PM   #80
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My conclusion is that the OP discovered he was gay. I can't think of any other reason for stopping 10 seconds into sex to go outside and mangle your hands in a thorny rosebush, unless it's to "punish" yourself for the act.
That's... pretty much it.
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Old 04-26-12, 12:28 AM   #81
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Is this real life?
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Old 04-26-12, 12:31 AM   #82
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It's still better than what is on tv at this hour. Carson Daly anyone?
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Old 04-26-12, 12:45 AM   #83
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My conclusion is that the OP discovered he was gay. I can't think of any other reason for stopping 10 seconds into sex to go outside and mangle your hands in a thorny rosebush, unless it's to "punish" yourself for the act.
How about trying to bang your sister/mother but then realizing that banging your sister/mother is generally frowned upon by society?
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Old 04-26-12, 01:24 AM   #84
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Still need more details from OP in order to determine virginity status and symbolism of roses/thorns.
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Old 04-26-12, 01:49 AM   #85
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No idea what constitutes lost virginity for a chick.
A vigorous horseback ride has been known to do the trick.
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Old 04-26-12, 04:11 AM   #86
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Man, I pee in her butt, ear, bellybutton, I pee everywhere.
my baby pees everywhere too. Pretty sure he is still a virgin.
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Old 04-26-12, 08:15 PM   #87
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Ladies and gentlemen, I think we are looking at the future. We have just met the next generation's mhgfan.

Welcome FRwL, I look forward to many threads to come.
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Old 04-26-12, 08:23 PM   #88
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OP next time you come to Chicago, imma gonna show you the time of your life. By the end of the night, you'll know you've lost your virginity
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Old 04-26-12, 09:20 PM   #89
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And gained some bumps on your palves.
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Old 04-26-12, 09:53 PM   #90
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OP next time you come to Chicago, imma gonna show you the time of your life. By the end of the night, you'll know you've lost your virginity
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Old 04-26-12, 09:57 PM   #91
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OP next time you come to Chicago, imma gonna show you the time of your life. By the end of the night, you'll know you've lost your virginity
According to some people here that wouldn't count. He'd still be clean and pure as snow after a wild night with you.
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Old 04-26-12, 11:15 PM   #92
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According to some people here that wouldn't count. He'd still be clean and pure as snow after a wild night with you.
He WILL be scarred for life though. There would be things he could never unsee.
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Old 05-03-12, 05:27 PM   #93
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One of my internet alias' is "Busta Hymen". I'm not kidding.

To the OP, you lost your cherry. Sorry or congrats as the case may be for you.
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Old 05-03-12, 10:59 PM   #94
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Peeing in a girl's butt is kid stuff, real men poop in a girl's vagina.
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Old 05-04-12, 11:36 AM   #95
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Peeing in a girl's butt is kid stuff, real men poop in a girl's vagina.
Please, do not give mhg83 any new ideas for his dating thread.
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