Why is Bandoman so stupid? - Page 7

wishbone · 04-22-12, 08:11 AM

Bando is like a stream of bat's piss.
What‽
I, um, I, ah, I merely meant, Bando, that, ah, you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.

Bandoman · 04-22-12, 08:20 AM

Classic Python - nice!

I love Jules' sig.

RocShemp · 04-23-12, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by NORML54601

For a stupid guy he sure get a lot of offers for internet sex. If he could figure out how, Bando could set up a naughty webcam for the ladies to stream. And if we're talking about streaming ladies, Robo's probably down too.

He tried taking pics. Sadly, this is his camera:

But, hey, the attempt to take pics shows some lingering signs of potential intelligence.

Jules Winfield · 04-23-12, 11:59 AM

I realize now that we should be helping Bandoman and stop ridiculing him. Here are some of the things that Bandoman needs educating on.

-Walking
-Talking without throwing feces at people
-Realizing personal boundaries and not going up to everyone and honking their boobs/moobs.
-Learning to share
-Realizing that E=MC2 does not mean Eating=Much Chewing then go number 2.

If anyone can help Bandoman, please email me and let's make a difference.

Bandoman · 04-23-12, 12:02 PM

If I have to talk without throwing feces at people, I don't want to live.

d2cheer · 04-23-12, 12:13 PM

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Originally Posted by waporvare

Ummm, errr, ahhhh, never mind

RocShemp · 04-23-12, 12:18 PM

I dunno, "Eating=Much Chewing then go number 2" sound about right to me.

Oh no... I may have caught the Bandoflu!

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Originally Posted by Vibiana

I don't know. I only know she's highly annoyed with me because she's trying to get to sleep and I'm sitting at the laptop giggling so hard my shoulders are shaking ...

Hey, she should be happy I promoted her to a higher rank. That's gotta be worth a few hours of sleep lost to non-stop giggling.

TomOpus · 04-23-12, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by RocShemp

Hey, she should be happy I promoted her to a higher rank.

Hell, you got her a commission to officer status. Now she doesn't have to work anymore

Wait, Bando is STILL stupid? I figured this thread would provide a wake-up call.

Kittydreamer · 04-23-12, 01:15 PM

*pats Bando on the head* It's ok, Bando. We all can't be as smart and special as Jules.

RocShemp · 04-23-12, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by TomOpus

Hell, you got her a commission to officer status. Now she doesn't have to work anymore

I wonder if I did too much. She might be giving Vibs a diva attitude now.

Vibiana · 04-23-12, 07:27 PM

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Originally Posted by RocShemp

I wonder if I did too much. She might be giving Vibs a diva attitude now.

Nope, just the usual RHIP attitude.

*Rank Has Its Privileges

Jules Winfield · 05-03-12, 05:18 PM

Things that are smarter than Bandoman:

everything

Thor Simpson · 05-03-12, 05:42 PM

Man, this thread sucks.

whotony · 05-03-12, 05:42 PM

Bandoman is so stupid that........

He thinks ESPN stands for the Extra Sensory Perception Network.

I got nuthin'.

Jules Winfield · 05-03-12, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Thor Simpson

Man, this thread sucks.

You're part of the problem, Thor. Instead of helping Bandoman, you were just patting his head, telling him it was okay. Sugarcoating it won't help. I know he's friend but stop being an enabler.

Thor Simpson · 05-03-12, 07:07 PM

You seem to think "sucks" was meant as a negative thing.

Jules Winfield · 05-03-12, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thor Simpson

You seem to think "sucks" was meant as a negative thing.

Thor, are you suggesting we teach Bandoman about the birds and the bees on each other?

Vibiana · 05-04-12, 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Jules Winfield

Thor, are you suggesting we teach Bandoman about the birds and the bees on each other?

Hang on a minute, I need to get my camera focused.

drmoze · 05-04-12, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Jules Winfield

I've always wondered this and frankly, it's the reason I left all those years ago. I was hoping that he would learn and mature or die or leave. A lot of people left throughout the years and/or died but not Bandoman! WTF!?! He is the Other Forum's cockroach with a big emphasis on the cock part. So, maybe you guys have answered this question already but I need to know...Why is Bandoman so stupid?

Pretty ironic post, coming from somebody who can't even spell his own forum name correctly.

Kmical · 05-04-12, 01:48 PM

To all of you piling on Bandohurt with the insults ... it's not right.

This is how to do it right (starting at the 0:30 mark)

Jules Winfield · 04-20-13, 04:49 PM

Bump for one year anniversary

wishbone · 04-20-13, 05:31 PM

Never forget!

mhg83 · 04-20-13, 05:35 PM

Why is Jules Winfield so stupid?

Canadian Bacon · 04-20-13, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mhg83

Why is Jules Winfield so stupid?

we don't have enough bandwidth for that

4KRG · 04-20-13, 09:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Bandoman

"...Bando...you are perfect and awesome." - 4KRG

The unedited version

"...Bando...you are perfectly and awesomely stupid." - 4KRG

04-22-12, 08:11 AM	#151
wishbone DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,699	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? Bando is like a stream of bat's piss. What‽ I, um, I, ah, I merely meant, Bando, that, ah, you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark. __________________ "Wishbone is spelled with an E not a 3..... Be gone" - Minor Threat

04-22-12, 08:20 AM	#152
Bandoman DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: a small cottage on a cul de sac in the lower pits of hell. Posts: 27,797	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? Classic Python - nice! I love Jules' sig. __________________ "...Bando...you are perfect and awesome." - 4KRG

04-23-12, 11:59 AM	#154
Jules Winfield DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: wandering the earth like Caine in the Kung-Fu Posts: 19,712	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? I realize now that we should be helping Bandoman and stop ridiculing him. Here are some of the things that Bandoman needs educating on. -Walking -Talking without throwing feces at people -Realizing personal boundaries and not going up to everyone and honking their boobs/moobs. -Learning to share -Realizing that E=MC2 does not mean Eating=Much Chewing then go number 2. If anyone can help Bandoman, please email me and let's make a difference. __________________ The critics are raving about the return of Jules!! "Go fuck yourself!"- Bandoman "And maybe Jules should have just stayed away?"-d2cheer "...you judgmental prick."-Abob Teff "Oh, great...another crazy cat lady around here."-Mikael79

04-23-12, 12:02 PM	#155
Bandoman DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: a small cottage on a cul de sac in the lower pits of hell. Posts: 27,797	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? If I have to talk without throwing feces at people, I don't want to live. __________________ "...Bando...you are perfect and awesome." - 4KRG

05-03-12, 05:18 PM	#162
Jules Winfield DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: wandering the earth like Caine in the Kung-Fu Posts: 19,712	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? Things that are smarter than Bandoman: everything __________________ The critics are raving about the return of Jules!! "Go fuck yourself!"- Bandoman "And maybe Jules should have just stayed away?"-d2cheer "...you judgmental prick."-Abob Teff "Oh, great...another crazy cat lady around here."-Mikael79

05-03-12, 05:42 PM	#163
Thor Simpson DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 35,019	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? Man, this thread sucks. __________________ I'm not a fan of people quoting others and saying "This," but... This. - VinVega

05-03-12, 05:42 PM	#164
whotony DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: ^ Kristen Bell Posts: 13,961	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? Bandoman is so stupid that........ He thinks ESPN stands for the Extra Sensory Perception Network. I got nuthin'.

05-03-12, 07:07 PM	#166
Thor Simpson DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Apr 1999 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 35,019	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? You seem to think "sucks" was meant as a negative thing. __________________ I'm not a fan of people quoting others and saying "This," but... This. - VinVega

05-04-12, 01:48 PM	#170
Kmical DVD Talk Special Edition Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Oconomowoc, WI Posts: 1,757	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? To all of you piling on Bandohurt with the insults ... it's not right. This is how to do it right (starting at the 0:30 mark) __________________ "Keep in mind that most of what is said here has nothing to do with how people think in real life." - Gunde

04-20-13, 04:49 PM	#171
Jules Winfield DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: wandering the earth like Caine in the Kung-Fu Posts: 19,712	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? Bump for one year anniversary __________________ The critics are raving about the return of Jules!! "Go fuck yourself!"- Bandoman "And maybe Jules should have just stayed away?"-d2cheer "...you judgmental prick."-Abob Teff "Oh, great...another crazy cat lady around here."-Mikael79

04-20-13, 05:31 PM	#172
wishbone DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 13,699	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? Never forget! __________________ "Wishbone is spelled with an E not a 3..... Be gone" - Minor Threat

04-20-13, 05:35 PM	#173
mhg83 DVD Talk Hall of Fame Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 7,897	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? Why is Jules Winfield so stupid? __________________ XBL Gamertag: bauer83 According to what I saw in Oz; I bet they'd wish their butt-hole were behind seven proxies -Navinabob