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Old 04-22-12, 08:11 AM   #151
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

Bando is like a stream of bat's piss.
What‽
I, um, I, ah, I merely meant, Bando, that, ah, you shine out like a shaft of gold when all around is dark.
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Old 04-22-12, 08:20 AM   #152
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

Classic Python - nice!

I love Jules' sig.
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Old 04-23-12, 06:30 AM   #153
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For a stupid guy he sure get a lot of offers for internet sex. If he could figure out how, Bando could set up a naughty webcam for the ladies to stream. And if we're talking about streaming ladies, Robo's probably down too.
He tried taking pics. Sadly, this is his camera:



But, hey, the attempt to take pics shows some lingering signs of potential intelligence.
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Old 04-23-12, 11:59 AM   #154
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

I realize now that we should be helping Bandoman and stop ridiculing him. Here are some of the things that Bandoman needs educating on.

-Walking
-Talking without throwing feces at people
-Realizing personal boundaries and not going up to everyone and honking their boobs/moobs.
-Learning to share
-Realizing that E=MC2 does not mean Eating=Much Chewing then go number 2.

If anyone can help Bandoman, please email me and let's make a difference.
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Old 04-23-12, 12:02 PM   #155
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

If I have to talk without throwing feces at people, I don't want to live.
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Old 04-23-12, 12:13 PM   #156
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Old 04-23-12, 12:18 PM   #157
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

I dunno, "Eating=Much Chewing then go number 2" sound about right to me.

Oh no... I may have caught the Bandoflu!

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Old 04-23-12, 12:32 PM   #158
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Hey, she should be happy I promoted her to a higher rank.
Hell, you got her a commission to officer status. Now she doesn't have to work anymore


Wait, Bando is STILL stupid? I figured this thread would provide a wake-up call.
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Old 04-23-12, 01:15 PM   #159
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

*pats Bando on the head* It's ok, Bando. We all can't be as smart and special as Jules.
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Old 04-23-12, 07:05 PM   #160
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Hell, you got her a commission to officer status. Now she doesn't have to work anymore
I wonder if I did too much. She might be giving Vibs a diva attitude now.
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Old 04-23-12, 07:27 PM   #161
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I wonder if I did too much. She might be giving Vibs a diva attitude now.
Nope, just the usual RHIP attitude.








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Old 05-03-12, 05:18 PM   #162
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

Things that are smarter than Bandoman:

everything
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Old 05-03-12, 05:42 PM   #163
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

Man, this thread sucks.
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Old 05-03-12, 05:42 PM   #164
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

Bandoman is so stupid that........

He thinks ESPN stands for the Extra Sensory Perception Network.

I got nuthin'.
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Old 05-03-12, 07:04 PM   #165
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Man, this thread sucks.
You're part of the problem, Thor. Instead of helping Bandoman, you were just patting his head, telling him it was okay. Sugarcoating it won't help. I know he's friend but stop being an enabler.
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Old 05-03-12, 07:07 PM   #166
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

You seem to think "sucks" was meant as a negative thing.
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Old 05-03-12, 07:18 PM   #167
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You seem to think "sucks" was meant as a negative thing.
Thor, are you suggesting we teach Bandoman about the birds and the bees on each other?
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Old 05-04-12, 12:03 PM   #168
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Thor, are you suggesting we teach Bandoman about the birds and the bees on each other?
Hang on a minute, I need to get my camera focused.
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Old 05-04-12, 12:08 PM   #169
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I've always wondered this and frankly, it's the reason I left all those years ago. I was hoping that he would learn and mature or die or leave. A lot of people left throughout the years and/or died but not Bandoman! WTF!?! He is the Other Forum's cockroach with a big emphasis on the cock part. So, maybe you guys have answered this question already but I need to know...Why is Bandoman so stupid?
Pretty ironic post, coming from somebody who can't even spell his own forum name correctly.
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Old 05-04-12, 01:48 PM   #170
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

To all of you piling on Bandohurt with the insults ... it's not right.

This is how to do it right (starting at the 0:30 mark)


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Old 04-20-13, 04:49 PM   #171
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Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid?

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Old 04-20-13, 05:31 PM   #172
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Old 04-20-13, 05:35 PM   #173
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Why is Jules Winfield so stupid?
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Old 04-20-13, 05:42 PM   #174
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Old 04-20-13, 09:09 PM   #175
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"...Bando...you are perfect and awesome." - 4KRG

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"...Bando...you are perfectly and awesomely stupid." - 4KRG

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