Why is Bandoman so stupid? - Page 6

Vibiana · 04-21-12, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Bandohurt

I'm really hoping it's the lipstick lesbians.

This lesbian is never without her lipstick. Today's shade is Amethyst Smoke.

Bandoman · 04-21-12, 08:44 PM

This thread has been enlightening.

Kittydreamer · 04-21-12, 08:44 PM

Are you still butthurt? *offers Bandohurt a hug*

Vibiana · 04-21-12, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Bandohurt

This thread has been enlightening.

so see? You're not so stupid after all.

Kittydreamer · 04-21-12, 09:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Vibiana

so see? You're not so stupid after all.

well played, Vibs

Jules Winfield · 04-21-12, 09:06 PM

It's nice that lesbians love him but the question still stands...why is he so stupid? Born that way? Bitten by a stupid radioactive spider? Slapped in the face too much by penises thus causing him brain damage? The possibilities are endless.

Kittydreamer · 04-21-12, 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Jules Winfield

It's nice that lesbians love him but the question still stands...why is he so stupid? Born that way? Bitten by a stupid radioactive spider? Slapped in the face too much by penises thus causing him brain damage? The possibilities are endless.

Good question. Maybe it's due to some of the people he hangs out with, you know, the stupid rubbed off onto him?

Bandoman · 04-21-12, 09:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Jules Winfield

It's nice that lesbians love him but the question still stands...why is he so stupid? Born that way? Bitten by a stupid radioactive spider? Slapped in the face too much by penises thus causing him brain damage? The possibilities are endless.

I was born smart. I grew up smart. I spent most of my adulthood smart. Then I came to the Other Forum, and I read the posts of Jules Winfield. My IQ dropped immediately. I was unable to hold down a steady job. My kids didn't learn to walk when the other kids did. I blame Jules. I blame him hard.

Jules Winfield · 04-21-12, 09:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Kittydreamer

Good question. Maybe it's due to some of the people he hangs out with, you know, the stupid rubbed off onto him?

That's a good possibility. But does he even have any friends? Hmm.

Vibiana · 04-21-12, 09:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Bandohurt

I was born smart. I grew up smart. I spent most of my adulthood smart. Then I came to the Other Forum, and I read the posts of Jules Winfield. My IQ dropped immediately. I was unable to hold down a steady job. My kids didn't learn to walk when the other kids did. I blame Jules. I blame him hard.

Here, if you're going to blame him that hard *handing you some lube*

Bandoman · 04-21-12, 09:24 PM

I am friend! I are fun! I heart lamp!

Bandoman · 04-21-12, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Vibiana

Here, if you're going to blame him that hard *handing you some lube*

Thanks, but no thanks.

Jules Winfield · 04-21-12, 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Bandohurt

I was born smart. I grew up smart. I spent most of my adulthood smart. Then I came to the Other Forum, and I read the posts of Jules Winfield. My IQ dropped immediately. I was unable to hold down a steady job. My kids didn't learn to walk when the other kids did. I blame Jules. I blame him hard.

Shifting the blame. Classic stupid move.

Bandoman · 04-21-12, 09:34 PM

What do you know, stupid head! Poopy face!

Kittydreamer · 04-21-12, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Bandohurt

What do you know, stupid head! Poopy face!

Nice, pulling out a classic.

Jules Winfield · 04-21-12, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Bandohurt

What do you know, stupid head! Poopy face!

Smearing shit on my face is why I look so youthful! But you wouldn't know because your face is saggy like my balls! There's too many emotions. I should have never come back!*Jules slams the door and runs off.*

Jules Winfield · 04-21-12, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Vibiana

Here, if you're going to blame him that hard *handing you some lube*

I'm the one who does the "blaming" when it comes to Bandoman and I, thank you very much. Did he ever tell you people that I'm the one who took his ass-ginity?

Kittydreamer · 04-21-12, 10:16 PM

must be a slow day at the island

Bandoman · 04-21-12, 10:20 PM

Reaaaaaaaaaaly slow.

Kittydreamer · 04-21-12, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bandohurt

Reaaaaaaaaaaly slow.

*grabs Bando and gives him a big hug* I've really missed you guys...not all of you, mind you but a lot of you.

Jules Winfield · 04-21-12, 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Kittydreamer

*grabs Bando and gives him a big hug* I've really missed you guys...not all of you, mind you but a lot of you.

Be careful to not let him rub his stupid off onto you.

Kittydreamer · 04-21-12, 11:03 PM

Bando can rub on me all he wants.

whotony · 04-21-12, 11:34 PM

and this thread takes a turn for the worse.

NORML54601 · 04-21-12, 11:55 PM

For a stupid guy he sure get a lot of offers for internet sex. If he could figure out how, Bando could set up a naughty webcam for the ladies to stream. And if we're talking about streaming ladies, Robo's probably down too.

Jules Winfield · 04-22-12, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by NORML54601

For a stupid guy he sure get a lot of offers for internet sex. If he could figure out how, Bando could set up a naughty webcam for the ladies to stream. And if we're talking about streaming ladies, Robo's probably down too.

That's a great idea. Stupids need to eat also. We just need someone to notify Bandoman that he is supposed to eat his food orally and not up his butt.

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NORML54601 DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 14,956	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? For a stupid guy he sure get a lot of offers for internet sex. If he could figure out how, Bando could set up a naughty webcam for the ladies to stream. And if we're talking about streaming ladies, Robo's probably down too. __________________ I'm not addicted to cocaine, I just like the smell of it - Richard Pryor I'm a creationist, I believe man created God. - Seen on a bumper sticker