Why is Bandoman so stupid? - Page 5

NORML54601 · 04-20-12, 03:31 PM

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Originally Posted by RocShemp

No one really likes thinking about Bando's stupidity. But it has become a cause for concern... for some reason.

Although I think Jules Winfield is concerned about the legal/moral ramifications of Vibiana's obsession with Bando. Given Bando is so stupid, it's technically molestation.

Like anyone's going to believe Forrest Gump when he says a lesbian raped him.

Vibiana · 04-20-12, 03:36 PM

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Originally Posted by NORML54601

Like anyone's going to believe Forrest Gump when he says a lesbian raped him.

RocShemp · 04-20-12, 05:37 PM

For shame, Vibiana. What would 1st LT Honeysuckle think about what you're doing to that poor retarded manchild?

Kittydreamer · 04-20-12, 06:05 PM

OMG you people have the worst case of ADD I have ever seen.

Bandoman, honey, the lesbians love you. *kisses Bandoman's cheek*

RocShemp · 04-20-12, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Kittydreamer

OMG you people have the worst case of ADD I have ever seen.

Bandoman, honey, the lesbians love you. *kisses Bandoman's cheek*

But what of the poly-fidelitous bisexuals? Do they too love Bandohurt and tell him about the rabbits?

Solid Snake PAC · 04-20-12, 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Iron Chef

what was she responding to exactly?

Jules Winfield · 04-20-12, 06:18 PM

Bandoman, just remember who brought this all upon you. Mua-ha-ha-ha!!

RocShemp · 04-20-12, 06:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC

what was she responding to exactly?

She was responding to Bando when he asked they could "hug like mommy and daddy do before sleepy time".

Jules Winfield · 04-20-12, 06:41 PM

I was thinking of buying Bandoman a bike helmet. What color should I go for?

wishbone · 04-20-12, 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC

what was she responding to exactly?

LINK

TomOpus · 04-20-12, 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Jules Winfield

I was thinking of buying Bandoman a bike helmet. What color should I go for?

waporvare · 04-20-12, 07:30 PM

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Originally Posted by d2cheer

Crippling Penis

I like that.

Ummm, errr, ahhhh, never mind

Vibiana · 04-20-12, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by RocShemp

For shame, Vibiana. What would 1st LT Honeysuckle think about what you're doing to that poor retarded manchild?

I don't know. I only know she's highly annoyed with me because she's trying to get to sleep and I'm sitting at the laptop giggling so hard my shoulders are shaking ...

happycamper · 04-20-12, 09:56 PM

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Originally Posted by waporvare

Ummm, errr, ahhhh, never mind

good choice

Kittydreamer · 04-20-12, 10:37 PM

holy crap it's happycamper!

Mrs. Danger · 04-21-12, 05:18 PM

Now I know there's a dimensional warp. I think I'll toddle off and see if the Adult Forum has reappeared.

RocShemp · 04-21-12, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Danger

Now I know there's a dimensional warp. I think I'll toddle off and see if the Adult Forum has reappeared.

Please PM me if it is. I miss that place.

Buford T Pusser · 04-21-12, 05:48 PM

I miss it too.

Mrs. Danger · 04-21-12, 05:50 PM

It's still not there, but I'm standing by with my vise grips, in case it shows up.

The Bus · 04-21-12, 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Danger

It's still not there, but I'm standing by with my vise grips, in case it shows up.

Bandoman · 04-21-12, 07:14 PM

I may be stupid, but I'm also dumb. Also, I'm a lawyer, and if that doesn't prove something, I don't know what does. Or why.

Bandoman · 04-21-12, 07:15 PM

*rereads thread*

waitaminute...lesbians love me? Why the fuck did I not know this earlier? It would have made college so much better.

Solid Snake PAC · 04-21-12, 07:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Bandohurt

*rereads thread*

waitaminute...lesbians love me? Why the fuck did I not know this earlier? It would have made college so much better.

Well it depends on what kind of lesbian it is.

Bandoman · 04-21-12, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC

Well it depends on what kind of lesbian it is.

I'm really hoping it's the lipstick lesbians.

Kittydreamer · 04-21-12, 08:36 PM

I wear lipstick.

04-20-12, 05:37 PM	#103
RocShemp DVD Talk Legend Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 23,976	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? For shame, Vibiana. What would 1st LT Honeysuckle think about what you're doing to that poor retarded manchild? __________________ So there's simultaneously a super secret team of giant robots and a super secret team of technologically enhanced super soldiers, and neither team knows about the other? The governments in these movies must be far more effective than our actual government. Well, damn it, I want some realism and mature adult themes in my giant robot and super soldier movies! - Suprmallet

04-20-12, 06:18 PM	#107
Jules Winfield DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: wandering the earth like Caine in the Kung-Fu Posts: 19,706	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? Bandoman, just remember who brought this all upon you. Mua-ha-ha-ha!! __________________ The critics are raving about the return of Jules!! "Go fuck yourself!"- Bandoman "And maybe Jules should have just stayed away?"-d2cheer "...you judgmental prick."-Abob Teff "Oh, great...another crazy cat lady around here."-Mikael79

04-20-12, 06:41 PM	#109
Jules Winfield DVD Talk Legend Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: wandering the earth like Caine in the Kung-Fu Posts: 19,706	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? I was thinking of buying Bandoman a bike helmet. What color should I go for? __________________ The critics are raving about the return of Jules!! "Go fuck yourself!"- Bandoman "And maybe Jules should have just stayed away?"-d2cheer "...you judgmental prick."-Abob Teff "Oh, great...another crazy cat lady around here."-Mikael79

04-21-12, 05:18 PM	#116
Mrs. Danger Suspended Join Date: May 2005 Location: With Nick Danger Posts: 15,192	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? Now I know there's a dimensional warp. I think I'll toddle off and see if the Adult Forum has reappeared.

04-21-12, 05:48 PM	#118
Buford T Pusser DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Lighten up, Francis! (Funland) Posts: 26,766	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? I miss it too. __________________ it really bufords my pusser. (wow, that sounds dirty!) - cultshock Nothing wrong with pounding a little teacher pussy after school. - Sonic most of my weight is in my tits. - Mrs. Danger

04-21-12, 05:50 PM	#119
Mrs. Danger Suspended Join Date: May 2005 Location: With Nick Danger Posts: 15,192	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? It's still not there, but I'm standing by with my vise grips, in case it shows up.

04-21-12, 07:14 PM	#121
Bandoman DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: a small cottage on a cul de sac in the lower pits of hell. Posts: 27,797	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? I may be stupid, but I'm also dumb. Also, I'm a lawyer, and if that doesn't prove something, I don't know what does. Or why. __________________ "...Bando...you are perfect and awesome." - 4KRG

04-21-12, 07:15 PM	#122
Bandoman DVD Talk Hero Join Date: Oct 2000 Location: a small cottage on a cul de sac in the lower pits of hell. Posts: 27,797	Re: Why is Bandoman so stupid? rereads thread waitaminute...lesbians love me? Why the fuck did I not know this earlier? It would have made college so much better. __________________ "...Bando...you are perfect and awesome." - 4KRG