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Old 11-29-11, 04:38 PM   #1
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Man punishes cheating girlfriend by putting poop tattoo on her back.

She got drunk, and then she signed a consent form for the tattoo. Lots of people do that when they get tattoos - but this is the only one I've ever heard of who is suing. Of course, she thought she was getting a different tattoo, so I can understand why she is suing.


http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-cheating.html

Tatt-poo for cheating

Artist inks excrement on wayward lover's back

November 29, 2011

FURIOUS woman is suing her ex-boyfriend after he tattooed a steaming poo on her back.



Rossie Brovent wants 60,000 in damages from Ryan Fitzjerald.

Rossie, from Dayton, Ohio, US, wanted a scene from the Narnia trilogy inked on her back.

Instead she was left with a pile of excrement with flies buzzing around it.

Tattoo artist Ryan turned rogue after discovering that Rossie had cheated on him with his best friend.

Rossie originally tried to have her ex-lover charged with assault but she had signed a consent form agreeing the tattoo design was "at the artist's discretion".

She said: "He tricked me by drinking a bottle of cheap wine with me and doing tequila shots before I signed it and got the tattoo.

"Actually I was passed out for most of the time, and woke up to this horrible image on my back."
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Old 11-29-11, 04:45 PM   #2
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Old 11-29-11, 04:51 PM   #3
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Old 11-29-11, 04:55 PM   #4
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Re: Man punishes cheating girlfriend by putting poop tattoo on her back.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...=feeds-newsxml

Holy crap that's a huge tattpoo!



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Old 11-29-11, 04:56 PM   #5
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Re: Man punishes cheating girlfriend by putting poop tattoo on her back.

Perfect
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Old 11-29-11, 04:59 PM   #6
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Old 11-29-11, 05:00 PM   #7
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Re: Man punishes cheating girlfriend by putting poop tattoo on her back.

Probably fake.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/...s-crap-8764319
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Old 11-29-11, 05:11 PM   #8
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Re: Man punishes cheating girlfriend by putting poop tattoo on her back.

Guy should be thrown in jail. He clearly planned his attack, wine, signed release form and all.
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Old 11-29-11, 05:15 PM   #9
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Re: Man punishes cheating girlfriend by putting poop tattoo on her back.

What a shitty thing to doo-doo ...
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Old 11-29-11, 05:17 PM   #10
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Re: Man punishes cheating girlfriend by putting poop tattoo on her back.

Pretty funny even if it's a fake. Any good judge would consider that just punishment.
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Old 11-29-11, 05:19 PM   #11
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Re: Man punishes cheating girlfriend by putting poop tattoo on her back.

Awesome!
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Old 11-29-11, 05:19 PM   #12
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Re: Man punishes cheating girlfriend by putting poop tattoo on her back.

I think that actually is a scene from Narnia though.
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Old 11-29-11, 05:29 PM   #13
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Re: Man punishes cheating girlfriend by putting poop tattoo on her back.

Just turn it into an ice cream cone with fairys circling it.
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Old 11-29-11, 05:35 PM   #14
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Re: Man punishes cheating girlfriend by putting poop tattoo on her back.

She must be a big fan of scat porn.
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Old 11-29-11, 05:47 PM   #15
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Re: Man punishes cheating girlfriend by putting poop tattoo on her back.

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There is no way that grundle would get duped by the Internet. NO WAY!
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Old 11-29-11, 06:00 PM   #16
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Re: Man punishes cheating girlfriend by putting poop tattoo on her back.

My first tip-off that it was fake was that she lives in Ohio but is suing for British pounds?!
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Old 11-29-11, 06:10 PM   #17
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Re: Man punishes cheating girlfriend by putting poop tattoo on her back.

Whenever a girl cheats on me, I usually just carve 'WHORE' with an X-Acto knife, deeply into her forehead.
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Old 11-29-11, 06:18 PM   #18
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Old 11-29-11, 06:23 PM   #19
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Re: Man punishes cheating girlfriend by putting poop tattoo on her back.

This article is even too out there for the onion.
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Old 11-29-11, 09:26 PM   #20
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Re: Man punishes cheating girlfriend by putting poop tattoo on her back.

That doesn't even vaguely look like a tattoo. Looks like it was done with Sharpies.
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Old 11-30-11, 10:17 AM   #21
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Re: Man punishes cheating girlfriend by putting poop tattoo on her back.

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Oh wow!

Thanks for posting that.

I'm surprised that an official news website would fall for that.
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Old 11-30-11, 11:01 AM   #22
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Oh wow!

Thanks for posting that.

I'm surprised that an official news website would fall for that.
"Official" and "The Sun" in the same sentence must be some kind of oxymoron.
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Old 11-30-11, 11:01 AM   #23
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I think the Sun would be pleased to see someone refer to them as "an official news website".
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Old 11-30-11, 11:03 AM   #24
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Old 11-30-11, 11:42 AM   #25
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Re: Man punishes cheating girlfriend by putting poop tattoo on her back.

Thats how I know its fake... Sorry but thats a big ass tattoo and she would have gotten up at least a couple times for a break and checked it out.
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