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Old 08-24-10, 02:32 PM   #1
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First time stripping.

A co-worker of mine is having a bachelorette party for her niece next month. They couldn't afford a stripper so they have instead hired me to be the stripper. This will be my first time stripping. I am kinda nervous about the whole thing especially since a few female co workers will be there. My main concern is cost. What is an appropriate price for this kind of job? What kind of stuff goes on at these parties? How risque do these male strippers get? What kind of supplies do I need to bring? Any cheap way to lean how to strip?
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Old 08-24-10, 02:35 PM   #2
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Re: First time stripping

I wouldn't do that. Not only is it going to cause weirdness at work, but you shouldn't let them waste perfectly good stripper money on you :P
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Old 08-24-10, 02:39 PM   #3
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Re: First time stripping

havent you seen the online videos.. the male strippers get completely nude and all the women at the party take turns administering sexual favors..

that should just be expected
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Old 08-24-10, 02:41 PM   #4
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I am kinda nervous about the whole thing especially since a few female co workers will be there.
Ya don't say?

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My main concern is cost.
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Old 08-24-10, 02:42 PM   #5
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Re: First time stripping

Mhhhhh, this could become good.....................................
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Old 08-24-10, 02:42 PM   #6
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Re: First time stripping

wax your ass
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Old 08-24-10, 02:48 PM   #7
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You're going to need a tube sock.
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Old 08-24-10, 02:49 PM   #8
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Re: First time stripping

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havent you seen the online videos.. the male strippers get completely nude and all the women at the party take turns administering sexual favors..

that should just be expected
I have seen these videos as well.
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Old 08-24-10, 02:52 PM   #9
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Re: First time stripping

Maybe pictures of your co-workers and the niece would help us give you real good advice. But you should start by watching those mentioned videos for now....................................
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Old 08-24-10, 02:59 PM   #10
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Old 08-24-10, 03:05 PM   #11
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havent you seen the online videos.. the male strippers get completely nude and all the women at the party take turns administering sexual favors..

that should just be expected
Lol you don't believe that stuff is real, do ya?
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Old 08-24-10, 03:07 PM   #12
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Maybe pictures of your co-workers and the niece would help us give you real good advice. But you should start by watching those mentioned videos for now....................................
I'd like to see pics of the OP to figure out how traumatized these women may become and to advise on how much he should charge.
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Old 08-24-10, 03:18 PM   #13
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I'm sure the fine ladies over on stripperweb can show you how to hustle that money!

BTW: If you think the (Florida) threads are gold, you can spend a lifetime on stripperweb.
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Old 08-24-10, 03:29 PM   #14
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Make sure you post these on your facebook page!
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Old 08-24-10, 03:42 PM   #15
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Cannot be real.
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Old 08-24-10, 03:59 PM   #16
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Old 08-24-10, 04:14 PM   #17
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You've got to be out of your shit'n mind.
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Old 08-24-10, 04:31 PM   #18
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I have seen these videos as well.
Me three.
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Old 08-24-10, 04:32 PM   #19
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Re: First time stripping

get a brazilian.
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Old 08-24-10, 04:33 PM   #20
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I need pix!!
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Old 08-24-10, 04:35 PM   #21
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Re: First time stripping

Probably NSFW, take a look at dancingbear.com haha.
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Old 08-24-10, 04:37 PM   #22
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Re: First time stripping

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You've got to be out of your shit'n mind.
How so? I think once i get over being nervous by drinking a little bit, it should be a fun night. I'm not getting fully nude. Just down to my speedo or whatever male strippers wear. I might even get some numbers out of it
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If things start to go south at any point, have a projectile handy to fire from your ass.
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Old 08-24-10, 04:38 PM   #24
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Re: First time stripping

So how many of you did the same thing I did?:

I didn't know mhg83 was a gir...

...oh, never mind.

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Old 08-24-10, 05:15 PM   #25
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How so?
You're going to (allegedly) be getting nearly naked, probably drinking, and be in the presence of multiple female coworkers, and the biggest concern for you is "the cost?"

Either this is bullshit, or you really have your head shoved very far up your own ass (with all due respect).

If I didn't know any better, it sounds like they're trying to set you up.
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