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Old 06-28-10, 06:38 PM   #1
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Looking for a picture of a female midget playing a Tuba. Help!

Hey all,


I am hoping that you guys can come to the rescue, as you normally do...

I am trying to find a picture of a female midget playing the tuba. In a bikini would be even better, but that may be impossible.

I was told that this picture does not exist on the web, and I'm hoping that you can help me prove someone wrong.

Thanks in advance,

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Old 06-28-10, 06:49 PM   #2
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Re: Looking for a picture of a female midget playing a Tuba. Help!

I'm going to invoke my right not to google under a possible rule 34 violation.

Because:

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Old 06-28-10, 06:56 PM   #3
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Re: Looking for a picture of a female midget playing a Tuba. Help!

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I was told that this picture does not exist on the web, and I'm hoping that you can help me prove someone wrong.
Just come out and admit it, you're placing this picture in the "Wanted" section of your personal ad.
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Old 06-28-10, 07:27 PM   #4
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Re: Looking for a picture of a female midget playing a Tuba. Help!

You may have identified a gaping hole in iStockPhoto.com's product offerings.
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Old 06-28-10, 07:37 PM   #5
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Re: Looking for a picture of a female midget playing a Tuba. Help!

It's the best I could do. Granted she's not a midget in a bikini, but she is a short female blowing...on a tuba.


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Old 06-28-10, 07:45 PM   #6
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Re: Looking for a picture of a female midget playing a Tuba. Help!

Thanks for starting this thread. I had the same request but was too embarrassed to ask for help. My motives are, let's just say, "less than pure".
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Old 06-28-10, 07:58 PM   #7
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Old 06-28-10, 09:01 PM   #8
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Re: Looking for a picture of a female midget playing a Tuba. Help!



How about a picture of a tuba playing a midget?
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Old 06-28-10, 09:08 PM   #9
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Re: Looking for a picture of a female midget playing a Tuba. Help!

I'm really curious to see if anyone finds this photo
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Old 06-28-10, 09:10 PM   #10
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2 out of 3

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Old 06-28-10, 09:50 PM   #11
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Old 06-28-10, 10:11 PM   #12
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Old 06-28-10, 11:04 PM   #13
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Old 06-29-10, 12:53 AM   #14
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Re: Looking for a picture of a female midget playing a Tuba. Help!

Damn....

These are getting good... hah. Still no perfect matches, but someone is bound to find one (Or TAKE one....).

Later,

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Old 06-29-10, 05:55 AM   #15
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Re: Looking for a picture of a female midget playing a Tuba. Help!

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These are getting good... hah. Still no perfect matches, but someone is bound to find one (Or TAKE one....).
Sorry, the only musical female midget I know well is a cellist.
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Old 06-29-10, 06:47 AM   #16
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Re: Looking for a picture of a female midget playing a Tuba. Help!

still not perfect.






Eek!

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Old 06-29-10, 07:05 AM   #17
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When you see it, you'll want to call Dateline.
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Old 06-29-10, 08:15 AM   #18
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Old 06-29-10, 09:21 AM   #19
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It's a sad commentary on Otterville when it's already the 19th post and no one has bothered to ask the OP "why?"...
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Old 06-29-10, 10:24 AM   #20
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Re: Looking for a picture of a female midget playing a Tuba. Help!

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It's a sad commentary on Otterville when it's already the 19th post and no one has bothered to ask the OP "why?"...
From the OP:

"I was told that this picture does not exist on the web, and I'm hoping that you can help me prove someone wrong."

It's probably based on an opinion that you can find a picture of anything on the Internet ...
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Old 06-29-10, 10:29 AM   #21
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Old 06-29-10, 11:37 AM   #22
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Old 06-29-10, 01:04 PM   #23
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still not perfect.






Eek!
Those are sousaphones, not tubas.
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Old 06-29-10, 04:26 PM   #24
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Re: Looking for a picture of a female midget playing a Tuba. Help!

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Those are sousaphones, not tubas.
And sousaphones are a type of tuba.
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Old 06-30-10, 12:01 AM   #25
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Re: Looking for a picture of a female midget playing a Tuba. Help!

Possibly an early candidate for "2010 Thread of the Year" ...
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