Looking for a picture of a female midget playing a Tuba. Help!

KillerQ · 06-28-10, 06:38 PM

Hey all,

I am hoping that you guys can come to the rescue, as you normally do...

I am trying to find a picture of a female midget playing the tuba. In a bikini would be even better, but that may be impossible.

I was told that this picture does not exist on the web, and I'm hoping that you can help me prove someone wrong.

Thanks in advance,

Matt!

crazyronin · 06-28-10, 06:49 PM

I'm going to invoke my right not to google under a possible rule 34 violation.

Because:

mndtrp · 06-28-10, 06:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillerQ

I was told that this picture does not exist on the web, and I'm hoping that you can help me prove someone wrong.

Just come out and admit it, you're placing this picture in the "Wanted" section of your personal ad.

jfoobar · 06-28-10, 07:27 PM

You may have identified a gaping hole in iStockPhoto.com's product offerings.

JumpCutz · 06-28-10, 07:37 PM

It's the best I could do. Granted she's not a midget in a bikini, but she is a short female blowing...on a tuba.

Numanoid · 06-28-10, 07:45 PM

Thanks for starting this thread. I had the same request but was too embarrassed to ask for help. My motives are, let's just say, "less than pure".

The Bus · 06-28-10, 07:58 PM

wishbone · 06-28-10, 09:01 PM

How about a picture of a tuba playing a midget?

namrfumot · 06-28-10, 09:08 PM

I'm really curious to see if anyone finds this photo

kuroiinu · 06-28-10, 09:10 PM

2 out of 3

Groucho · 06-28-10, 09:50 PM

Jason · 06-28-10, 10:11 PM

Numanoid · 06-28-10, 11:04 PM

KillerQ · 06-29-10, 12:53 AM

Damn....

These are getting good... hah. Still no perfect matches, but someone is bound to find one (Or TAKE one....).

Later,

Matt!

jfoobar · 06-29-10, 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KillerQ

These are getting good... hah. Still no perfect matches, but someone is bound to find one (Or TAKE one....).

Sorry, the only musical female midget I know well is a cellist.

orangerory · 06-29-10, 06:47 AM

still not perfect.

Eek!

clappj · 06-29-10, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orangerory

Trademark.
When you see it, you'll want to call Dateline.

Meglos · 06-29-10, 08:15 AM

BradJ · 06-29-10, 09:21 AM

It's a sad commentary on Otterville when it's already the 19th post and no one has bothered to ask the OP "why?"...

Kmical · 06-29-10, 10:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradJ

It's a sad commentary on Otterville when it's already the 19th post and no one has bothered to ask the OP "why?"...

From the OP:

"I was told that this picture does not exist on the web, and I'm hoping that you can help me prove someone wrong."

It's probably based on an opinion that you can find a picture of anything on the Internet ...

orangerory · 06-29-10, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clappj

Trademark.
When you see it, you'll want to call Dateline.

Eeek! Deleted!

Liver&Onions · 06-29-10, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orangerory

Eeek! Deleted!

Eeek, already quoted for posterity.

Numanoid · 06-29-10, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by orangerory

still not perfect.

Eek!

Those are sousaphones, not tubas.

Mr. Salty · 06-29-10, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Numanoid

Those are sousaphones, not tubas.

And sousaphones are a type of tuba.

Abob Teff · 06-30-10, 12:01 AM

Possibly an early candidate for "2010 Thread of the Year" ...

06-28-10, 06:38 PM	#1
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