Lazy Boy Spends 8 Months in Recliner; Dies. - Page 2

Vipper II · 11-20-09, 02:16 PM

I have to hand it to those news casters. I'm confident I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face while reporting on such a thing.

Michael Corvin · 11-20-09, 02:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Vipper II

I have to hand it to those news casters. I'm confident I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face while reporting on such a thing.

That's the first thing that I thought.

There is all kinds of wrong with this story as pointed out by everyone else, but it is a bit depressing that he died on their anniversary. We could never understand that kind of relationship but that is some serious devotion there.

Hell, the simplest thing would be to leave breakfast, lunch and dinner on the kitchen table until he decided he was hungry enough to get up. Once up force the dude to the shower.

Mrs. Danger · 11-20-09, 03:45 PM

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What happens to a person's muscles in these situations? Do they literally just atrophy away, leaving nothing but a blob of fat and skin?

Yeah... ain't it gross?

calhoun07 · 11-20-09, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Danger

Of course he's in Heaven. They have a recliner there ready for him. After all, he liked sitting in one so much while he was on Earth...

"sudden" death... Ha!

Gluttony and sloth sent him to Hell. Two of the seven deadly sins!

calhoun07 · 11-20-09, 08:42 PM

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Better question: how fucked do you have to be to marry a walrus that shits himself in a La-z-boy and preaches online? I need pics.

She's not the best catch in the world, but here's the thing that always gets me in stories like this: I am a reasonably decent looking dude. I am not Brad Pitt but I am no Brian Peppers either. Funny, laid back, pretty cool about stuff, easy to talk to once you get to know me and I get comfortable enough with the person. I can't find a girl in this world who will take me and dudes like this ALWAYS have girlfriends. I don't get it.

Mrs. Danger · 11-20-09, 09:06 PM

That's because those guys have no standards. A woman that pathetic would wilt you like steamed sprouts.

Sdallnct · 11-21-09, 03:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Danger

Yeah... ain't it gross?

So wrong to make fun of our public officials!!!

So damn funny though!!! LOL

PrincessT · 11-22-09, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Mrs. Danger

That's because those guys have no standards. A woman that pathetic would wilt you like steamed sprouts.

I would say many of the men of Otter couldn't deal with a dumb-as-a-sack-of-hammers woman.

John Drake · 11-22-09, 08:40 PM

Oh, my God. I've completely changed my mind because of this man's story. We must socialize medicine.

BigDaddy · 11-22-09, 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by calhoun07

She's not the best catch in the world, but here's the thing that always gets me in stories like this: I am a reasonably decent looking dude. I am not Brad Pitt but I am no Brian Peppers either. Funny, laid back, pretty cool about stuff, easy to talk to once you get to know me and I get comfortable enough with the person. I can't find a girl in this world who will take me and dudes like this ALWAYS have girlfriends. I don't get it.

Brian Peppers. Hard to figure out ladies and the men they choose. Best of luck.

Sanitarium · 11-23-09, 12:39 AM

If this wasn't in a trailer park in America I would never believe it. As it is, it doesn't surprise me a whole lot.

Why didn't the people who had to wear masks do something? Better yet, how could the wife stand to actually live there? The dude must have a watched a whole lot of Maury and Oprah those 8 months.

Mrs. Danger · 11-23-09, 05:13 PM

I think he was playing World of Warcraft...

kgrogers1979 · 11-23-09, 05:38 PM

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Better yet, how could the wife stand to actually live there?

Because it is not a contamination. It is her husband.

Which makes me think that if she was that used to the smell, then her husband probably wasn't very clean even before he was confined to a chair...

SanityRemoved · 11-23-09, 07:01 PM

Hopefully social services takes the kid away. She is certainly lacking in sound judgement.

11-20-09, 02:16 PM	#26
Vipper II DVD Talk Gold Edition Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,063	Re: Lazy Boy Spends 8 Months in Recliner; Dies. I have to hand it to those news casters. I'm confident I wouldn't be able to keep a straight face while reporting on such a thing. __________________ "You can't deliver mail." "Why not?" "I guess you're right - it's just going around and putting it into boxes."

11-20-09, 09:06 PM	#31
Mrs. Danger DVD Talk Legend Join Date: May 2005 Location: With Nick Danger Posts: 10,112	Re: Lazy Boy Spends 8 Months in Recliner; Dies. That's because those guys have no standards. A woman that pathetic would wilt you like steamed sprouts. __________________ The race is not always to the swift, nor the victory to the strong; but that's the way to bet. www.kinkyspot.com or is that too adult?

11-22-09, 08:40 PM	#34
John Drake Member Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Bowling Green, KY Posts: 100	Re: Lazy Boy Spends 8 Months in Recliner; Dies. Oh, my God. I've completely changed my mind because of this man's story. We must socialize medicine.

11-23-09, 12:39 AM	#36
Sanitarium Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Minnesota Posts: 540	Re: Lazy Boy Spends 8 Months in Recliner; Dies. If this wasn't in a trailer park in America I would never believe it. As it is, it doesn't surprise me a whole lot. Why didn't the people who had to wear masks do something? Better yet, how could the wife stand to actually live there? The dude must have a watched a whole lot of Maury and Oprah those 8 months.

11-23-09, 05:13 PM	#37
Mrs. Danger DVD Talk Legend Join Date: May 2005 Location: With Nick Danger Posts: 10,112	Re: Lazy Boy Spends 8 Months in Recliner; Dies. I think he was playing World of Warcraft... __________________ The race is not always to the swift, nor the victory to the strong; but that's the way to bet. www.kinkyspot.com or is that too adult?

11-23-09, 07:01 PM	#39
SanityRemoved Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 111	Re: Lazy Boy Spends 8 Months in Recliner; Dies. Hopefully social services takes the kid away. She is certainly lacking in sound judgement.